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Posted by: Panzergeist Oct 16 2003, 12:17 AM

I have my own idea for an RPG. It would take place in the real world, at the present time. The "races" would all be actual races. I'd choose a black guy for the penis size bonus. The classes would be real-life proffesions, like pimp, drug dealer, crooked cop, homosexual, sleazy private detective, redneck, and mugger. Gender would also impact your stats. Women would get bonuses to sensitivity and life span, but suffer penalties to math-related skills and rationality. Campaigns could take place in diverse settings like West Hollywood, South Central LA, and Miami.

Posted by: Fygg Nuuton Oct 16 2003, 07:09 AM

*runs to fallout shelter*

i dont think homosexual is a profession... but i could be wrong

Posted by: Rajaat99 Oct 16 2003, 05:10 PM

Isn't there a Modern game out? You can just make up your own classes.
Oh and if you're a guy, you need a girlfriend.
And if you're a girl..... nevermind.

Posted by: Catsnightmare Oct 19 2003, 05:42 PM

If you can find a copy, you might want to take a look at the RPG called H.O.L., Human Occupied Landfill.

Posted by: Jestyr Oct 20 2003, 12:58 AM

I'm glad to see this hasn't gone any further, but with my Admin hat on I should note that - although I recognize it's parody - this does tread the line of becoming offensive. Please be considerate of our fairly diverse membership. Thanks.

Posted by: vebor Oct 30 2003, 10:34 PM

www.fatalgames.com

Posted by: locomotiveman Nov 23 2003, 03:47 AM

If you want funny try fuzzy heros.

http://www.fuzzyheroes.com/

Posted by: Crusher Bob Nov 23 2003, 05:24 AM

You can check out http://[URL=http://www.johntynes.com/rl_powerkill.html and PuppetLand on the same site.

Posted by: The Jopp Dec 17 2003, 10:26 AM

http://www.sjgames.com/munchkin/rpg/

Try this game for laughts. You can be a Beggar, Bartender or the basic proffessions (with a twist) and wield the "Sword of slaying everything except squid" or perhaps the dreaded "Unnatural Axe"

Posted by: Logo Dec 17 2003, 02:26 PM

Take the words "Paranoia RPG" to google and see what you get.

I can almost guarantee it's the only game where you'll get killed BEFORE and AFTER the mission, not to mention multiple times during it (you have 6 clones, you see, so you can die at least 5 times with a character before you finally bite the dust).

Posted by: Dashifen Dec 17 2003, 04:12 PM