Has anyone played a member of the AARP, you know with like a walker or one of those rascals? That would be kinda cool...
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…a thread without an informative title? No, I try not to play those.
(If someone needs to read the thread, even the first post of it, to know what it's about, that's a bad thing.)
~J
| QUOTE (PeanutGallery) |
| Has anyone played a member of the AARP, you know with like a walker or one of those rascals? That would be kinda cool... |
Yeah, it'd pretty much have to be a rigger or a stay-at-home decker. Shadowruns tend to be punctuated by unexpected bursts of athleticism, which pretty much lets out your average grandmother type.
think a Senior Citizen could make for a really fun Johnson or Fixer.
Imagine your meet being at a Bingohall, or even at a retirement home.
Play him as kind of an edgy Granfather type, smoking, and smacking nurses on the ass. Mildly senile, weak bladder, and mean as a snake.
Quotes....
"Back in '54, we didn't have all your fancy Augmented Reality and Commie Links. If a man wanted to hack somebody in my day, he had to use a MACHETE!"
"Docwagon my ass. When a fella got shot when I was runnin, we used to just rub some dirt on it. Slap Patchs, let me tell you about Slap Patches. We kept em around for women and small animals. Real men just walked off a chest wound when I was your age."
"You there, the one with the face pierced. What do your parents think of that? Pass me those heart pills"
"Wanna see pictures of my Grandkids"
I'm not going to contribute to this thread because the subject line was totally uninformative, and that is acutely annoying. Next time please make the subject line describe what the thread is about.
I stole the Grandma from Devil Hunter Yoko; forever leaping to the PC's aid through glass windows on a motorcycle. And then bitching them out for being so stupid.
| QUOTE (Wounded Ronin) |
| I'm not going to contribute to this thread because the subject line was totally uninformative, and that is acutely annoying. Next time please make the subject line describe what the thread is about. |
that's about par for the course around here.
there's no reason why a senior citizen couldn't be a decker or rigger. the ability to 'run and punch" might be needed for more of a feild person like a mae or street sam. i htink part of the problem though is that the tech levels are fairly new in the SR world. now only 20 years on.
| QUOTE (bustedkarma) |
| Quotes.... "Back in '54, we didn't have all your fancy Augmented Reality and Commie Links. If a man wanted to hack somebody in my day, he had to use a MACHETE!" "Docwagon my ass. When a fella got shot when I was runnin, we used to just rub some dirt on it. Slap Patchs, let me tell you about Slap Patches. We kept em around for women and small animals. Real men just walked off a chest wound when I was your age." "You there, the one with the face pierced. What do your parents think of that? Pass me those heart pills" |
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Um...yet you still clicked it and posted. |
| QUOTE (FanGirl) | ||
Brilliant! More, more! |
Some of the most dangerous fighters I know are in their 50s. They might not have the strength or speed or endurance of someone in their 20s or 30s, but they've got thirty years of experience to make up for that. Old age and treachery beats youth and speed every time.
Or, in other words, never forget Rule One.
| QUOTE (Daddy's Little Ninja @ Apr 27 2006, 01:37 PM) |
| But that is like someone today talking about what they did in 1991. My husband was out of the army by then. Cell phones were still big enough to be weapons and computers were no where near as hot as they are now. But no one gets that far gone. I friend of his was in both Gulf wars and doesn't have that sort of disconnect. |
After a recent flight from East coast to West Coast and back, I have to thank the airline for installing the little individual tv screens. It made the flight much more enjoyable. I remember flying from Atlanta to Hong Kong back in my days and those were miserable journeys without the tv screens.
I can see the old folks who do go out on the run using combat pills possibly to help maintain their edge when there's a need for that brief amount of high flying action.
What was the original thread title that makes Wounded so annoyed?
"Has anyone ever…" with topic description "played…", or something like that. It was an offense against nature, all of mankind, and any god that exists.
~J
| QUOTE (PBTHHHHT) |
| After a recent flight from East coast to West Coast and back, I have to thank the airline for installing the little individual tv screens. It made the flight much more enjoyable. I remember flying from Atlanta to Hong Kong back in my days and those were miserable journeys without the tv screens. I can see the old folks who do go out on the run using combat pills possibly to help maintain their edge when there's a need for that brief amount of high flying action. |
| QUOTE (Kyoto Kid) | ||
...of course I remember real meals, on real plates with real glasses and real silverware served by real hostesses while sitting in seats that had real room - and those whirly things on the ends of the engine nacelles...what were they called...? ah! Propellers. (need more of that Cerebral Boost Tonic) ahhh for the pre-deregulation days of air travel when you didn't have to transfer at points "C" & "D" to get from "A" to "B". ...and strangely enough, it was still pretty affordable. Now flying (at least domestic US) has become something akin to a Greyhound bus with wings in just about every bad way. Sherman. Set the wayback machine for the "golden age"... |
Heh.
I'll take the idiot box installed in the chair and cheap flight tickets over a meal. The food wasn't that great from what I remember anyway. ![]()
Oh, this one time back in the 90's I managed to travel in the business section from Tokyo back to Atlanta... It was the plane with the upper section for the cockpit and business class so you had to go up some stairs inside the plane. my gawd I was in luxury. I was reclined in my chair, my feet were propped out. My sister who was travelling with me was sitting on the window seat, she gets up to go the restroom, walks AROUND me and into the aisle. I was thinking dang, life was good. Hmmm... where's the inflight movie? Oh crap, each seat has their own monitor that you swing out from the armrest. What? Free alcohol? Hmmm... never tried sake before.
Oh yeah, that was the flight. Something I doubt I'll ever get a chance to be in again.
Back on topic, so what do y'all think of that aging runner who's now having to pop Kamikaze's to maintain his edge? The geriatric decker/rigger operating from the retirement home makes sense. I guess a mage would work too, especially one who makes talismans, create wards, maybe do some stuff like astral scouting.
Oh, then there's the group of old farts in the retirement home that's formed their own magical group. They've booked the community room for their ritual sorcery from 8 PM till 10PM so no bingo tonight folks, please don't interrupt them, they can get a bit testy if you do...
| QUOTE (FanGirl @ Apr 27 2006, 02:59 PM) |
| "When I was your age, we had good TV shows on Nickelodeon! Classics, like Are You Afraid Of The Dark? The Adventures of Pete and Pete, AAAAH! REAL MONSTERS! and Salute Your Shorts! And the Rugrats weren't 'All Grown Up,' either!" |
| QUOTE (ronin3338) |
| Yeah? I remember when pretty much all the cartoons were Hannah Barbera, and Go Speed Go! was our anime battle cry. I remember when VCRs were new, and having to dial rotary phones (that's why it's called dialing a number) I remember LPs, and 45s that weren't pistols, and cable TV had 40 channels at most. Roleplay a member of AARP? Crap, I'm about to live it! |
I think he means 45 RPM records, they were like cassette singles for your record player. I remember when the first UHF stations came on in Seattle, of course I grew up without cable but I think they were up to about 50 channels by then. The Cosby show wasn't in reruns yet and the K Car was going to save the American Auto Industry
Sweet! I'm not the only old bastard around here. ![]()
My first computer plugged into the TV and used cassette tapes for storage.
The best cartoons were Our Star Blazers and G-Force. woot!
And yes, I did own Pong, although it was on the Atari 2600, not the original system.
I know, but I just had to make a reference to good 'ol Lando (Billy Dee Williams) and his ads for Colt '45.
Dude the Commodore 64 Kicked major butt! Basic Operating system and 64K of RAM. Started out with a tape drive, but moved up to a 5.75 inch Disk Drive the size of a shoe box eventually.
| QUOTE (ronin3338) |
| Yeah? I remember when pretty much all the cartoons were Hannah Barbera, and Go Speed Go! was our anime battle cry. |
| QUOTE (PBTHHHHT) |
| I grew up on the slightly later stuff, like Heman, Thundercats, Mask, GI Joe, Starblazers, Robotech, Smurfs (la la la lalalala...), Gummi Bears! |
| QUOTE (FanGirl) |
| Anyway, I have to concede one thing to my parents' and grandparents' generation: the cartoons of the early 40s through early 60s were in many ways better than their modern counterparts. |
With ya there, and who can forget the AD&D books with the cartoony covers?
Betty Boop is still the greatest of all cartoon sex symbols. Actually, I was toying with the idea of a Leonized flapper from the 1920s who uses Betty Boop as a street name.
And who can forget the excitement of watching Dolph Lundgren portray He-Man on the big screen?
| QUOTE (hyzmarca) |
| Betty Boop is still the greatest of all cartoon sex symbols. Actually, I was toying with the idea of a Leonized flapper from the 1920s who uses Betty Boop as a street name. And who can forget the excitement of watching Dolph Lundgren portray He-Man on the big screen? |
| QUOTE (FanGirl) |
| That's why you should all purchase/rent/steal http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000AYJXS/qid=1146178032/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-5961120-3519807?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130 and embrace the awesomeness of American cartooning's golden age. |
| QUOTE (Catsnightmare) | ||
That raises the question, do these have the cartoon violence edited out of them like I've seen on cable TV in recent years? |
Animaniacs did rerally well at keeping that going too.
HELLLOOOO NURSE
Well, you can't take Betty's boop-oop-a-doop away. The best cartoons always contained mature humor that was subtle enough to fly over the heads of those who shouldn't be able to understand it - like censors.
Yeah, I recently rewatched some of cartoons I enjoyed when I was little and wondered: "why did my dad let me watch this stuff?" Then I realized that it was because I had absolutely no conception of sex, so all the naughtiness went completely over my head. Epiphanies like these just bring home to me that displays of sexuality aren't nearly as damaging or corrupting to little kids as many people make them out to be.
One should be care to realize that "epiphanies" based solely on personal experience are actually not good evidence. To reject scientific research because we cannot see the effect can be very dangerous, in my opinion.
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| The survey showed that watching TV with sexual content artificially aged the children: those who watched more than average behaved sexually as though they were 9 to 17 months older and watched only average amounts. Twelve-year-olds who watched the most behaved sexually like 14- and 15-year-olds who watched the least. |
There is a big difference between double-entendres in cleverly writen cartoons and single-entendres in poorly writen live action series.
There was nothing sublte about Betty's Boobs.
I realize that I shouldn't automatically take anecdotes as representative of the whole picture, but that article only discusses sexual content as viewed by adolescents. I don't know what the literature has to say about it, but I don't think that most preoperational children are able to understand precisely what sexuality is and what it means to people.
EDIT: What I'm trying to say is that when a very young child is exposed to sexual images, it doesn't really affect the speed of his sexual development because he's not at the developmental stage where he can recognize something as being "sexual." I can't point to any studies to support this--all I have is anecdotal evidence--but I can't think of any evidence that would cast doubt on it, either.
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| QUOTE (Kanada Ten) |
| There was nothing sublte about Betty's Boobs. |
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Funny, that isn't the way I remember Panamerican Airlines........ |
| QUOTE (ronin3338) | ||
Yeah? I remember when pretty much all the cartoons were Hannah Barbera, and Go Speed Go! was our anime battle cry. I remember when VCRs were new, and having to dial rotary phones (that's why it's called dialing a number) I remember LPs, and 45s that weren't pistols, and cable TV had 40 channels at most. Roleplay a member of AARP? Crap, I'm about to live it! |
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What little is known about the effects of television sex on teenage attitudes and behavior comes primarily from a national telephone survey conducted twice, in 2001 and again in 2002, among 1,792 youths ages 12 to 17. |
You don't need a larger sample size but you do need better control of the experiment in a bunch of ways.
~J
| QUOTE (Kyoto Kid @ Apr 27 2006, 10:26 PM) |
| I also remember the old Mighty Marvel Action show which featured Thor, The Hulk, Spider Man, and Capt. America. Man the animation was really cheezy but the theme songs stuck in your head for days. When Captain America throws his mighty shield... |
I used to watch Bugs and Daffy on Cartoon Network all the time before they stopped showing it (in favor of the then-new Adult Swim lineup).
God, I never stop laughing at those cartoons. Road Runner and Wile Coyote remain two of my all-time favorite cartoon characters, and Bugs and Daffy are always great (especially together)
Bugs: "Duck season!"
Daffy: "Rabbit season!'
Bugs: "Rabbit season!"
Daffy: "Duck season, FIRE!"
*BLAM*
| QUOTE (HMHVV Hunter) |
| Bugs: "Duck season!" Daffy: "Rabbit season!' Bugs: "Rabbit season!" Daffy: "Duck season, FIRE!" *BLAM* |
Oh yeah, I remember those - I just couldn't remember exactly how they went. Reading that dialogue, however, has me laughing all over again ![]()
Some other good ones:
"Where's the 'kaboom?' There was supposed to be an earth-shattering 'kaboom'!" - Marvin the Martian
"I may be a craven coward - but I'm a greeeeeeeeeedy craven coward!" - Daffy Duck
Wile Coyote (inputting variables into a suggestion machine of his): "Rock!...fall!...on me!"
Suggestion machine: "Go back and take your medicine!"
-After yet ANOTHER trap backfires
Oh god, remember the family of bears?! I can't remember thier names, but they were HILARIOUS! The grumpy dad, the naive mother, and the eternally dim-witted Junior! AWESOME!
Yeah, I think they all got illustrative-botox and do those toilet paper commercials now...
I think your char doesn't have to be ancient when you guys seem to be, that said: not many Tom & Jerry fans it seems
| QUOTE (HMHVV Hunter) |
| Oh god, remember the family of bears?! I can't remember thier names, but they were HILARIOUS! The grumpy dad, the naive mother, and the eternally dim-witted Junior! AWESOME! |
Boy... Am I the only one who does NOT find the old Warner Brother cartoons amusing? They're so predictable. I mean, I'm sure when they were new they were the bees knees, but the gags have been repeated again and again for half a century. It just gets tired.
That said, Hanna Barbara (originally, it seems better now) didn't even have good gags coming out of the gate. The flinstones were such rubbish it made me cry. At least Power Puff Girls and the like have some amusement factor to them.
Anybody watch Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law? They had some good ones poking fun at HB cartoons. The Flintstones they coupled that with organized crime ala Sopranos. Johnny Quest, it was a custody battle between the Dad and the bodyguard...
The value of old cartoons is guaged mostly by their achievements at establishing a genre that could be evolved into and past today.
There are also some genuinely powerful cartoons with messages so potent they could not have been done in live action, such as the Daffy Duckshort from WW2 before America was involved where he was a Nazi playing an "average" day in germany. There were some great cold war shorts as well.
Overall, those short with the least value (and most predictability) are the pointless cat and mouse ones (I pointed out Tom & Jerry not because I liked them, but because I found it notable that NO ONE seemed to like them).
Actually, I do like Tom and Jerry. But that's because I grew up watching that and Looney Tunes. I'm a bit old for them now, but I really liked those shows as a kid.
The one that's really interesting is the Disney cartoon they made back during WW2 with their focus on the Germans. Wow, Disney does a war cartoon.
I'm like T&J too, but they had so may producers and director's, that it's hard to say I'm a fan of them altogether. Some of those were really crappy... especially T&J kids
I am actually glad that the WB cast of characters is mostly dead now (or should I just say mostly unused).
All things must pass, all good things must come to an end, all market tie-ins eventually bottom out in revenue
| QUOTE (eralston) |
| I am actually glad that the WB cast of characters is mostly dead now (or should I just say mostly unused). All things must pass, all good things must come to an end, all market tie-ins eventually bottom out in revenue |
This thread has gone all wacky...
Or was it wacky from the start? OMG.
Ha Ha...
I never expected this much traffic for this thread
PS - Sorry for the lame title, it won't happen again
aiiight chill
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