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Posted by: JongWK May 9 2006, 08:46 PM
http://www.naturalproductsonline.co.uk/applications/assets/August-Amber-Gel.jpg 
Posted by: Kanada Ten May 9 2006, 08:52 PM
That's so wrong, I just might have to buy some.
Posted by: Ancient History May 9 2006, 08:59 PM
Careful; one of the side effects may be euphoria.
Posted by: stevebugge May 9 2006, 09:20 PM
Mmmmmm Amber-Gel
Posted by: El_Machinae May 9 2006, 10:00 PM
A worker in a plant fell into a vat once. They buried that vat.
In 30 million years, researchers will pull DNA from his stomach, in order to reconstruct the genome of a cow (from the burger he ate). These cows will be put into a park where people can look at ancient organisms.
No ... really
Posted by: stevebugge May 9 2006, 10:18 PM
| QUOTE (El_Machinae) |
| A worker in a plant fell into a vat once. They buried that vat. In 30 million years, researchers will pull DNA from his stomach, in order to reconstruct the genome of a cow (from the burger he ate). These cows will be put into a park where people can look at ancient organisms. No ... really |
To bad he didn't have BBQ for lunch, then we could have called it "Jurassic Pork"
Posted by: SL James May 9 2006, 10:23 PM
You're going to hell for that.
Posted by: stevebugge May 9 2006, 10:38 PM
"Hey down here!, I smell BBQ!" "D'oh! there's pineapple in the coleslaw!"
Posted by: Lindt May 9 2006, 11:17 PM
*blink blink* I missed it. Its funny, but I missed it.
Posted by: emo samurai May 9 2006, 11:42 PM
It will be the last sample of non-human left meat on Earth.
And what the hell is Amber-Gel? I never read Queen Euphoria.
Posted by: Ancient History May 9 2006, 11:59 PM
Posted by: emo samurai May 10 2006, 12:02 AM
I would hate for invae to be this world's first encounter with magic.
Posted by: Kanada Ten May 10 2006, 12:14 AM
| QUOTE |
| http://www.allergybestbuys.co.uk/mg/index.html?p=products/901049M.html|p&gclid=COWs0ay97IQCFUIiIgod2xsIog Amber Gel™ is a gentle, nourishing hair removal treatment handmade for Allergy Best Buys in England from 100% natural pure ingredients. There are no preservatives or additives in Amber Gel™, no wax, no resin, no chemicals, no synthetic fragrance. There is no need to use any preparation before or after use, no razors, no soap, no sting and no heat. Simple, safe and effective straight from the jar for men, women and children. Amber Gel™ contains sucrose, honey, citrus limonum and a blend of natural apple, grape and raspberry fruit acids. It remains runny, doesn't crystallise and lasts for ages, leaving skin soft, smooth and nourished and hair-free for 4-8 weeks. Amber Gel™ is so good that hair re-growth is minimal and less dense. The more you use it the less the hair growth. |
Posted by: FanGirl May 10 2006, 12:32 AM
| QUOTE (Kanada Ten) | ||
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I like how they don't say how exactly they make it.
Anyway, I considered getting some depilatory cream from the grocery store once, but decided against it when I saw that the primary ingredient was urea.
They talk about the benefits of all-natural ingredients, but I wouldn't want to put that kind of all-natural ingredient on my legs.
Posted by: Kanada Ten May 10 2006, 12:44 AM
Hey, they used that to brush their teeth with it back in old India (they actually have a proverb about it: "pharmaceutical companies would try to patent piss, if they could, since it was once used as toothpaste" or something along those lines).
Posted by: Shrapnel May 10 2006, 04:21 AM
Ancient Rome also used it to bleach their togas.
Posted by: Ironfish May 10 2006, 06:35 AM
I wonder if that stuff would work on the scalp?. Ive been looking for a good alternattive to shaving.
Posted by: Kanada Ten May 10 2006, 06:37 AM
I'm buying some; I'll let you know.
Posted by: Kremlin KOA May 10 2006, 07:48 AM
has anyone heard from kanada ten lately
<6 days later>
anyone?
more seriously checked out the stuffs ingredient list
it sounds like it is edivle and might taste good
Posted by: Oracle May 10 2006, 07:59 AM
I have serious issues with eating something others use to remove hair from their more intimate parts... 
Posted by: Kremlin KOA May 10 2006, 08:43 AM
use a different jar
comments like that really bug me
Posted by: Daddy's Little Ninja May 10 2006, 03:14 PM
I know I should know this but can not think why. This is going eat at me all day long now.
Posted by: stevebugge May 10 2006, 03:51 PM
| QUOTE (Lindt) |
| *blink blink* I missed it. Its funny, but I missed it. |
That quote was from the Simpsons, when Homer goes to hell at the end of the world in one of the "Treehouse of Horror episodes"
Posted by: Kanada Ten May 19 2006, 04:44 AM
| QUOTE (Ironfish) |
| I wonder if that stuff would work on the scalp?. Ive been looking for a good alternattive to shaving. |
The answer is: no. It's a wax removable product, not Nair-ish.
Posted by: mfb May 19 2006, 06:51 AM
| QUOTE (Daddy's Little Ninja) |
| This is going eat at me all day long now. |
it just might, at that!
Posted by: Arethusa May 19 2006, 10:15 AM
| QUOTE (FanGirl) |
| Anyway, I considered getting some depilatory cream from the grocery store once, but decided against it when I saw that the primary ingredient was urea. They talk about the benefits of all-natural ingredients, but I wouldn't want to put that kind of all-natural ingredient on my legs. |
Urea in cosmetics is produced synthetically by bacteria. Diazolidinyl urea in small quantities is used a preservative. Urea itself is necessary for your skin to maintain a healthy moisture balance. No one is pissing in your moisturizer (or Nair or whatever).
Posted by: Birdy May 19 2006, 10:28 AM
| QUOTE (Shrapnel) |
| Ancient Rome also used it to bleach their togas. |
And one of the emperors taxed the bleachers (Who gathered the stuff from the source).
And when asked wether this smelly business should really be taxed he answered "Pecuniat non oled" - Money does not smell/stink!
So like the railroad gauge, the lower half of something roman once more lives in our time.
Posted by: toturi May 19 2006, 02:01 PM
| QUOTE (Kanada Ten) | ||
The answer is: no. It's a wax removable product, not Nair-ish. |
I don't believe you. You are one of them bugs now.
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