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Posted by: stevebugge Jun 7 2006, 03:57 PM

So this is a spin off of something suggested to the Every Day Gear for Runners topic. Does anyone have any memorable or funny stuffers they include in their games? I personally find that having brand names and little detail objects, accessories, and windowdressing elements makes my games a bit more enjoyable and sometimes humorous. There are a few Canon references to actual Stuffers, the infamous Ambergel in Queen Euphoria for example.

Some of the items you'll find on the shelves in my SR world:

l33t Cereal
Pr0k R1ndz (Soy crisps with imitation pork flavor)
Soy Sudz (Carbonated water, soy based alcohol, artificial beer flavoring)

Anyone else got some fun ones?

Posted by: JRDobbs Jun 7 2006, 05:30 PM

SoyaFizz. It's made of people. Yes, people. Tell the world. Try the grape flavor.

Posted by: Kanada Ten Jun 7 2006, 05:39 PM

Slug Chips
Something Jerky (flavored plastic, you hope)

Posted by: ronin3338 Jun 7 2006, 06:11 PM

From a picture in one of the sourcebooks:
Soylent Blue
Soylent Red

And courtesy of Calvin and Hobbes:
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs

Posted by: stevebugge Jun 7 2006, 06:13 PM

Oh how could I forget Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs! Those are classic!

Posted by: nezumi Jun 7 2006, 06:19 PM

This would be a mighty bad thread if it didn't mention NERPS (now in Lime Yellow!)

Posted by: Cang Jun 7 2006, 06:46 PM

dirt flakes.. when your lifestyle is that low. (now with real dirt!)

Posted by: stevebugge Jun 7 2006, 07:03 PM

NERPS, now available in Family and Economy size packs!

Posted by: BookWyrm Jun 7 2006, 07:14 PM

Nuke-Tarts. When you need that tasty crunch faster. Now in Glowing Cherry!

Frothy-caff. All the fizz, none of that pesky soda.

Aztech-muffins. You can taste the screams.

Posted by: Kanada Ten Jun 7 2006, 07:20 PM

Everlastinggobstoppers - The only candy that charges rent.

Posted by: The ubbergeek Jun 7 2006, 08:29 PM

Dégat-cola: Blast away your thirst!

Posted by: Kyoto Kid Jun 7 2006, 09:05 PM

...40s of Spud Beer

...Soysage on a Stick

...Voodoo Doughnuts [these actually exist in RL Portland - I have them in my campaigns]

...Ork Rinds

...Fission Chips [Stuffers in the UK]

Posted by: GrinderTheTroll Jun 7 2006, 09:09 PM

Q-bytes : Now in infinite colors! Melts in your mouth or might tunnel to Alpha-Centauri!**

**Attempts to count Q-bytes might cause a change in color and/or spatial location.

Posted by: stevebugge Jun 7 2006, 09:19 PM

Time to break out a classic: Pistachio Nuts with the red coating.

Reminds me of the scene in one of the Naked Gun movies where they have been on stake-out and there are piles of shells so high they can barely open the car doors.

Posted by: Lazerface Jun 7 2006, 09:27 PM

Incredelicious Fun Cakes

Choco Buster Belly Bombs

Hellfire Burritos ("I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you...")

The cheapest most watered down wine and beer at the most exorbitant prices.
- Chateu de Belch ("Made only from the okayest grapes from the hydroponic vinyards owned by Pete and Mary Brown of 24 st, apt 12, Seattle.")
- Bubba Beer (The secret ingredient is a closely guarded.....secret.)

Various cereals with saturday morning cartoon themes
- Dr. Insanity and his Exploding Hamsters
- Tama the Cat and Friends

And stufff....

"Consumer alert!!! The Stuffer Shack is now offering a line of cheap crap you don't need at extremly high prices. Come in and be treated rudely by our poorly trained clerks. Remember, at The Stuffer Shack we're not just talking about inflation, we're doing something about it! We're raising our prices!"

Posted by: JesterX Jun 7 2006, 09:42 PM

Don't forget the very populars:

"Karl Kombatmage Cereals with collectable spell fetishes toys inside every box!"

and

"Troll-Sized SoyBurgers"

Posted by: Shrike30 Jun 7 2006, 09:46 PM

Dammit, KK already mentioned Ork Rinds.

Posted by: Voran Jun 7 2006, 10:05 PM

Trog Chow!

Chocolate Muffins! (ChocoSUB added)

Posted by: FanGirl Jun 7 2006, 11:01 PM

Troll House Cookies--now with 1% more http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carob!

Posted by: mfb Jun 7 2006, 11:20 PM

there used to be Choco-Tarts, but the factory got destroyed during Brainscan. Choco-Tarts lives on in absentia, now; people mention how good they were, while they snack on other stuff.

Posted by: Lazerface Jun 7 2006, 11:21 PM

FanGirl, you have just won the thread.

Posted by: Liminaut Jun 8 2006, 06:29 AM

SoyBoy SoyBeer -- now with clinical levels of caffine, taurine, and alcohol. The breakfast of complete maniacs!

Bilk -- Bio-Milk. Not from dirty cows but clean bacteria (i.e., bacteria genmodded to produce milk)

AzetechMex Burritos

Posted by: WyldKarde Jun 8 2006, 08:54 AM

My character has a fondness for Lowbrau soybeer (thaaank you, Futurama), and his buddy, the group's dwarven sammie tends to go for the fastnuke Soy Burritos and Dale, some kind of dwarf made beer thing.

Posted by: Grinder Jun 8 2006, 09:49 AM

Eucalyptus-flavored chips, dripped with human blood.

Posted by: Oracle Jun 8 2006, 09:51 AM

Most important of course: Drop-Beer™

Posted by: nezumi Jun 8 2006, 01:40 PM

I can't believe I forgot drop-beer! I shall commit seppuku now.

(Oh yes, also, Aztec Cola, although I've never been sure how to spell it. AzteCola? Aztech Cola? Aztek Kola? I don't know. One wonders if it even has a spelling.)

Posted by: JTNLANGE Jun 8 2006, 05:09 PM

How about Fizzy Bubble hyper sweetez cola--now in blue flavor

hey is it just me or is Fangirl just the lighting up the forums. The Last bunch of posts I have seen have been outstanding. I like to see new members jump in with both feet.



Trevor

Posted by: Navaruk Jun 8 2006, 06:25 PM

Healthgram muffin (don’t trust the ones with ‘nuts’)

Sugar Sugar Fruit Bar (so thoroughly preprocessed you can’t prove there wasn’t any fruit to begin with)

Can o worms

Mystery Patty (we think its soy, but…)

And As I posted before,
Soycaff buzz (http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2005/07/wolfgang_puck_s_1.html, warning: the beverage you are about to enjoy may http://www.bevnet.com/news/2006/04-28-2006-wolfgang_puck_self_heating_cans.asp)

Posted by: Kyoto Kid Jun 8 2006, 08:33 PM