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Posted by: Platinum Jun 15 2006, 01:28 PM

I was looking at some drawings and I had some slogans pop into my head,
Seems like a fun thread.

"Got Trog?"
"Metahumans do it with magic"
"Hackers: no strings attached"

Posted by: Witness Jun 15 2006, 02:01 PM

"My Other Aircraft Is A T-bird"?
"Honk If You're Into Cybermancy"?
"Baby Hellhound on Board"?

Hmm. I seem to be stuck in bumper-sticker mode.

Still, the ultimate has to be "If You Can Read This, I'm Pointing My Gun At You."

Posted by: Lindt Jun 15 2006, 02:43 PM

"My other rides name is Bubba"

Posted by: PH3NOmenon Jun 15 2006, 02:58 PM

"Running, too illegit to quit."

"Got SIN?"

Posted by: Witness Jun 15 2006, 03:02 PM

"Wired to blow."

Posted by: Platinum Jun 15 2006, 03:11 PM

Shadowrunner:
Another name for wyrm food.

Posted by: stevebugge Jun 15 2006, 03:16 PM

NERPS, It's whats for dinner

Posted by: Casazil Jun 15 2006, 05:30 PM

Lions & tigers & bears you should be so lucky!

The classics are always best if you don't know this was on the back of the source book paranormal animals of north america.

Posted by: PBTHHHHT Jun 15 2006, 05:52 PM

QUOTE (Casazil)

Lions & tigers & bears you should be so lucky!

The classics are always best if you don't know this was on the back of the source book paranormal animals of north america.

Sorry, not shadowrun but I just read this one using lions and tigers and bears and it was pretty funny. from the game deadlands, http://www.peginc.com/Downloads/Humor/DeathQuotes.htm

QUOTE

The posse had just caught up with a traveling circus (Cirque de la Damne).
As they were just entering the big top, the Preacher enthusiastically squealed, "Look. A circus. Lion and tigers and bears. Oh My! .............Oh my. Oh my. Oh MY GOD. RUN!"

Posted by: Calvin Hobbes Jun 15 2006, 07:21 PM

"In the ancient world, the Aztecs would sacrifice their greatest warriors, to ensure that the sun would rise again for the next year. Just imagine what Aztechnology will do for you." - Advertising Slogan.

Shadowrun: To Tell You The Truth, I Don't Think This Is A Brains Kind Of Operation.

Posted by: Witness Jun 15 2006, 07:28 PM

"Everything's coming up Lofwyr!!"

Posted by: Teulisch Jun 15 2006, 08:40 PM

"Ork and lovin it!"

Cerebral booster- got brains?

Elves gone wild- now with uncensored footage of those drunk elven girls gettin it on with orks and trolls! this simsense is too hot to miss!

Mr. Johnsons brand personal lubricant- because you just know your getting screwed tonight!

"remember, save a round for yourself. you do NOT want the ghouls to start eating before your dead."

Posted by: Moon-Hawk Jun 15 2006, 08:46 PM

QUOTE (Teulisch)

Mr. Johnsons brand personal lubricant- because you just know your getting screwed tonight!

Brilliant!

Posted by: X-Kalibur Jun 15 2006, 08:48 PM

QUOTE (Teulisch)

Mr. Johnsons brand personal lubricant- because you just
know your getting screwed tonight!

Ha!

"If you thought rhino horns were good for virility, you should try troll horns!"

Posted by: Tiralee Jun 16 2006, 01:15 AM

Brute Force/Excessive Firepower - If it doesn't work, you're not using enough.

-Tir

Oh - and my favourite (Ripped from Aliens)

"They're coming outta the waaaalllls!
"Marines, we are LEAVING!"

Posted by: mmu1 Jun 16 2006, 01:28 AM

IIRC, this one was Kagetenshi's:

"Wetwork. Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting twenty times and then blowing up."

Posted by: Trax Jun 16 2006, 02:10 AM

Trolls: Not just on the Brute Squad. They ARE the Brute Squad.

...

Fine, I shamelessly ripped it from Princess Bride.

Posted by: Nasrudith Jun 16 2006, 03:10 AM

Shadowrun: Where an elf CEO, a dragon running for president and trolls with cyberware are all normal.

Shadowrun, where you can actually throw an F*** grenade.

Ares Macrotechnology: Enough guns to kill everyone in the world twice!

Saeder Krupp: Where getting fired by the CEO can give you sixth degree burns.

Posted by: Protagonist Jun 16 2006, 04:39 AM

QUOTE (Witness @ Jun 15 2006, 10:02 AM)

"Wired to blow."

I saw this and had the image of a cybernetic giggolo cropped up in my mind >_>

Posted by: Sahandrian Jun 16 2006, 06:03 AM

"Hardcore like punching a dragon in the fire gland so that it's head explodes."

Might not make a good slogan. Just felt like quoting the adept in a game I'm currently in. He makes many a near-gibberish comment.

Posted by: Arethusa Jun 16 2006, 09:47 AM

Rigger please.

Posted by: Crusher Bob Jun 16 2006, 10:35 AM

Shadowrun: a storytelling game with wires in a grim world of make-believe.

Posted by: Birdy Jun 16 2006, 02:47 PM

Shadowrun - Pimp my mage XXL

Shadowrun - Screwing non magic humans since four editions

Shadowrun - You're either a mage or you're worth shit

Shadowrun - Now with new, even more was for mages to occupy the team slots

Posted by: Ivanhoe Jun 16 2006, 03:20 PM

Shadowrun - Save the dragon, kill the princess, get paid by the orc

Posted by: Foreigner Jun 16 2006, 04:06 PM

Tiralee, Trax:

I can play that game, too.

"ONLY Lone Star can give a 'runner the raspberry."

(Paraphrased from Spaceballs.)

"God created Metahumans; {insert name of armaments manufacturer} made them equal."

--Foreigner

Posted by: Platinum Jun 16 2006, 04:09 PM

If God wanted me to be a vegetarian he would have made me an elf.

Posted by: Lazerface Jun 16 2006, 08:52 PM

Okay, how many of us are using the sloganizer?

John never drinks my Soykaf at home....

Posted by: Foreigner Jun 17 2006, 01:01 AM

Here's another one:

"Full-body-conversion cyborgs--The FEW...the PROUD...the MACHINES."

(Okay, so I shamelessly swiped it from a Terminator-franchise T-shirt, but I thought it was applicable.)

The same might also apply to Street Sams, but I wouldn't say that to one's face.

--Foreigner

Posted by: Smiley Jun 17 2006, 07:17 AM

Shadowrun: The Other White Meat