AmmoMax™ is firmly established worldwide as a top class manufacturer of small arms, assault, and heavy-weapon ammunition and components. Using all the latest, technically advanced production and testing equipment, the company manufactures and supplies a superb range of personal, law-enforcement and military-grade ammunition along with experimental, high performance, record breaking rounds for the serious weaponry enthusiasts.
Reliability, accuracy and affordability... three reasons that AmmoMax™ is one of the world's fastest growing bullet and ammunition manufacturers. The AmmoMax™ philosophy of growth is one of patient testing, constant design research and rigid quality control. For over 22 years, AmmoMax™ has maintained a level of quality unsurpassed in the industry and, as new products are introduced, our customers can be assured that each new entry will be as reliable, accurate, and affordable as our other proven designs.
AmmoMax™ bullets are available in a wide variety of firearm calibers and designs, from the lightest pistols to the heaviest assault cannons. Whatever your ammunition needs, secure an AmmoMax™ contract today and watch for AmmoMax™ new ammunition, packaged in our new bright-red box, while reloads come in the familiar gold box, our longstanding symbol of the quality and affordability you have come to know over the years.
(At AmmoMax™, your privacy and convenience is a top priority... All orders are safe to ship to home or work with same-day shipping service in unmarked brown boxes marked "perishable." Your order has left our facility and is on its way to any location you specify within 5 minutes of placing your order.)
Standard Monthly Service Contracts
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APDS Ammunition (1,400¥/mo.) (Discontinued, call for details)
Assault Cannon Ammo (9,000¥/mo.) (Discontinued, call for details)
Explosive Rounds (1,000¥/mo.) (Discontinued, call for details)
EX-Explosive Rounds (2,000¥/mo.) (Discontinued, call for details)
Flechette Rounds (2,000¥/mo.) Include license information with order.
Gel Rounds (600¥/mo.) Include license information with order.
Standard Ammunition (400¥/mo.) Include license information with order.
Stick-n-Shock (1,600¥/mo.) Include license information with order.
Tracers (1,500¥/mo.) Include license information with order.
Taser Darts (1,000¥/mo.)
AmmoMax™ - Because we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
(Call today and ask about our special discounts on gold-service AmmoWagon™ Armed Delivery Response and never again worry about leaving your shotgun in the squad car.)
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Can I just order through you? Is there a discount for large regular orders?
Is there a fequent buyers discount?
Corporate/Buisness buyers discount?
What if any is the maximum limit on order ammounts?
Can I have the ammunition delivered to my door by a sexy 19 year old girl in a playboy bunny suit?
Yes please! Ammo and Bunnies always go good together!
(wait ... not like that!)
can I get my order air dropped at the following co-ordinates? 16o39'33.55"S 157o10'47.66"E
If so, please drop it in a container 6'x6x4
I need 20 Boxes of 2000 rounds 7.62x51mm NATO for an Ares Vindicator
Thank you
One has to ask... What is the First Order-limit?
And I want one bunny per case of APDS and ExEx. Two cases per delivery.
And the most important question - what's the standard monthly shipment? Is there a max delivery limit?
So it's like the panty of the month club?
If I don't return the card you send me I'll get a crate of ammo I didn't really want and still have to pay for it?
How many regular purchases do I have to make before my commitment runs out?
Who do I call for details about the four discontinued ammos?
They are the ones I am most interested in.
| QUOTE (Mistwalker) |
| Who do I call for details about the four discontinued ammos? They are the ones I am most interested in. |
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your fixer. |
| QUOTE (Mistwalker) | ||||
But he hasn't heard of AmmoMax. and I can't seem to find any contact information on their adds. Wrings hands together Oh, what to do.... |
We have recieved numerous letters, emails, commcalls, pamphlets, messengers, and visits questioning AmmoMax™ policies toward discontinued F-class items. In cooperation with local and extraterritorial law enforcement agencies such as Lone Star Co., Knight-Errant Inc., Cenurion Co., and Wolverine Security L.L.C., AmmoMax™ will no longer provide for the sale and distribution of ammunition classified as Forbidden under local legal jurisdiction.
We are sorry for the inconvenience. Please, feel free to order a box of our quality-tested "Standard Ammunition", now available in a variety of colors and sizes.
AmmoMax™ customers living within Ares Macrotechnology, Ares High Life, or Ares Vacation Resort extraterritorialities are exempt from these restrictions, but must pick up all orders in person from one of the distribution centers of our affiliated company, Ares Arms™.
AmmoMax™ customers outside of these preferred distribution zones may feel free to contact your local executive governors about removing these restrictions. For those parties in the Seattle area interested in removal of unfair firearm restrictions, be sure to vote in the upcoming election for the http://forums.dumpshock.com/index.php?showtopic=15080.
AmmoMax™ - Because we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
But.. but what about my 4,000 rounds of ammo hand delivered by playboy bunnies? Can that still be arranged?
| QUOTE (Kesslan @ Jan 20 2007, 01:55 AM) |
| But.. but what about my 4,000 rounds of ammo hand delivered by playboy bunnies? Can that still be arranged? |
Damit, I knew there was a catch there somewhere!
My fixer's been delivering ammo to me in a playboy bunny suit for years.
His name is Chuck, and I need him permanently stopped.
Thusly, I require 400 kilo's of assorted, shock-sensitive munitions to be "Delivered Without Warning" to 1563 County Circle, from a height of no fewer than 700 meters at exactly 02:35 GMT.
Could this be arranged though your shipping department?
No, but an Orbital Bovine can be arranged...
I'm most interested in your mail service as I've been looking for one that will anonymously deliver explosives and dangerous substances for me in unmarked containers. Is there a way I could get in contact with them?
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