Ok, now everyone's seen the usal ones - the cover for Cannon Companion is a cracker, as are the ones in the archtypes in Core Rules , but has there been an illustration of an attractive (CHA +4) of a female troll?
Preferably full-body?
-Meh, I sound like I'm looking for porn.
A player would like to get a better idea of her character and is somewhat irritated at my insistence that "Bigger, wider, rougher" is the way to go.
Help, please?
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Yaar. Target: Matrix. Female troll in little catholic school-girl outfit.
| QUOTE (Ancient History) |
| Yaar. Target: Matrix. Female troll in little catholic school-girl outfit. |
| QUOTE (Ancient History) |
| Yaar. Target: Matrix. Female troll in little catholic school-girl outfit. |
There was one on the cover of one of the novels. I can't remeber the name but it was set in England.
That was an ork.
Shadows of the Underworld, p. 94, "Anne Penchyk." Even though her stats look more like an ork than a troll (mostly because a troll's minimum Strength should be 5 at least in 3rd Edition), the picture is clearly that of a troll female. Pretty cool character, too. She does have a Charisma of 4, too.
Also if you just throw some horns on the chick on page 84 of Target: Smuggler's Haven, she'd look much like I would imagine a very attractive troll (with the Improved Looks surgical option and Good Looking & Knows It edge, and maybe Human Looking even without the horns) would look like, albeit one with a minimal Body (6) and Strength (5-6) scores.
If you don't have the books, I did a quick scan of both of them. I'll only keep 'em on my site for a few days, so snag 'em if you want 'em:
http://nunbeatersanonymous.com/temp/anne.jpg
http://nunbeatersanonymous.com/temp/baldie.jpg
An attractive troll! *LMFAO*! yah, and I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
Many thanks, snagged the pictures (Apologies to the artists, but hse wants to use them as a reference) so you can clear some space on the site.
Heh, finally got some use out of Target-Matrix, did we?
"Troll Karma Sutra"
<Blink. Twitch.>
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| QUOTE (The Grifter) |
| An attractive troll! *LMFAO*! Yah, and I'm a Chinese jet pilot. |
| QUOTE (The Grifter) |
| An attractive troll! *LMFAO*! yah, and I'm a Chinese jet pilot. |
| QUOTE (Doctor Funkenstein) |
| Shadows of the Underworld, p. 94, "Anne Penchyk." Even though her stats look more like an ork than a troll (mostly because a troll's minimum Strength should be 5 at least in 3rd Edition), the picture is clearly that of a troll female. Pretty cool character, too. She does have a Charisma of 4, too. Also if you just throw some horns on the chick on page 84 of Target: Smuggler's Haven, she'd look much like I would imagine a very attractive troll (with the Improved Looks surgical option and Good Looking & Knows It edge, and maybe Human Looking even without the horns) would look like, albeit one with a minimal Body (6) and Strength (5-6) scores. If you don't have the books, I did a quick scan of both of them. I'll only keep 'em on my site for a few days, so snag 'em if you want 'em: http://nunbeatersanonymous.com/temp/anne.jpg http://nunbeatersanonymous.com/temp/baldie.jpg |
| QUOTE (Arethusa) |
| Racist. |
Actually, I thought she just looked like a very buff elf with some bizarre (and rather tasteless) fashion sense.
Anyway, in 60 years, Fortune, you'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. You and all your Humanis buddies.
| QUOTE (Arethusa) |
| Actually, I thought she just looked like a very buff elf with some bizarre (and rather tasteless) fashion sense. Anyway, in 60 years, Fortune, you'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. You and all your Humanis buddies. |
| QUOTE (Arethusa) |
| Actually, I thought she just looked like a very buff elf with some bizarre (and rather tasteless) fashion sense. Anyway, in 60 years, Fortune, you'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. You and all your Humanis buddies. |
| QUOTE (tanka) | ||
Hey, quit quoting Douglas Adams (May he rest in peace)! |
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1326657.stm
Although I can't see why a living person shouldn't be allowed to rest in peace.
...I am sloooooooooow with current events.
See what happens when people like me have to shut themselves off from the outside world to avoid being depressed to death?!
| QUOTE (Phaeton) |
| See what happens when people like me have to shut themselves off from the outside world to avoid being depressed to death?! |
Maybe he is spending a year dead for tax reasons...
(obscure Douglas Adams quote... can you name the book?)
| QUOTE (Austere Emancipator) | ||
Shutting yourself off from the outside world doesn't help with that the least bit. I didn't know until I Googled it. And I managed not to think it was horribly sad until just 1 minute ago when the aggressive heavy metal song on Winamp ended and a melancholic one started. |
http://www.cybermanced.net/images/towelday.gif
'Nuff said.
| QUOTE (tanka) |
| http://www.cybermanced.net/images/towelday.gif 'Nuff said. |
| QUOTE (Mystical_X) |
| Maybe he is spending a year dead for tax reasons... (obscure Douglas Adams quote... can you name the book?) |
| QUOTE (Mystical_X) |
| Maybe he is spending a year dead for tax reasons... (obscure Douglas Adams quote... can you name the book?) |
| QUOTE (Phaeton) |
| *sigh* It's kind of hard to find better alternatives when you've gone in and out of a deep though fairly short-lived love interest and also coped with your mom's loss all in one year... |
| QUOTE (leemur) | ||
Oh please If you had quoted from Dirk Gentley or Last Chance to See, you could of called it obscure. But a quote from the second book of one of the most popular science fiction series of all time is hardly a challenge. Here's one for you: "Use the force Luke" I know it's a toughie, but I think you could do it. |
| QUOTE (Phaeton) |
| ...Umm, durr, I can't remember, Eddy... |
crystal raiders of barsaive or denizens II earthdawn sourcebooks. they both deal extensively with trolls.
on the side, though. that bloodlore in crystal raiders is damn scary. imagine meeting him at dante's!
Tír na Nóg Sourcebook page 56.
If that Troll chick isn't attractive i'm a Satyr.
Any chance you could post a scan?
| QUOTE (Ancient History) |
| Yaar. Target: Matrix. Female troll in little catholic school-girl outfit. |
Ok, Little schoolgirl and, frankly, an expensive hooker.
Aren't there any OTHER images?
It's all good though - funnily enough, the player is active on many other forums and it's "Oh, you can't have a PRETTY troll, just easy to get along with!" from the guys and the female side is "Good luck! Throw up a linkage and/or pic if you're successful!"
Weird - a sharply-defined pro/against opinion adhering to sex.
Let me guess, all elves, even those with a Charisma of 2, are pretty, just b1tch3s and bastards?
What an odd thing to uncover.
Thanks for the images and linkages though - Now I know why I hate the thought of running in the Ogg - The pictures are pretty but the words paint a different story.
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| Let me guess, all elves, even those with a Charisma of 2, are pretty, just b1tch3s and bastards? |
damn my character has the kama sutra skill, but i forgot to specialize in elven
You think finding an attractive female troll is hard? Try finding and attractive female ork, or for that matter any female ork. The only one I know of is in CC. Are female orks just not represented because they are assumed to always be knocked up or something (wow, that's the most racist remark I've made in a long while)?
is there any artwork of nioku? the legendary troll archer. she was probably attractive.
earthdawn 1st edition p121 has a decent looking female tho only a small pic.
also crystal raiders of barsaive p 113 shows a fair piece by jeff laubenstien
another by nelson on p 81
again on p 42 though it looks to ba baxa's work and thus a bit rough
gods, that bloodlore scares me every time i look at it!
scope out the cover of the earthdawn survival guide
denizens II has a couple females in the color plates on p 80
macgougal has a decent silhouette on p 76
sorry, my scanner is packed away, so maybe someone else can get them for you.
You can't go by earthdawn, all the trolls are prettier and less monstrous looking.
| QUOTE (Voorhees) | ||
Ah, the comfort in knowing others watch the same silly cartoons I do. |
| QUOTE (DV8 @ Dec 30 2003, 07:33 AM) | ||
http://www.wiredreflexes.com/tmp/troll.jpg |
| QUOTE (GoldenAri) |
| You think finding an attractive female troll is hard? Try finding and attractive female ork, or for that matter any female ork. The only one I know of is in CC. Are female orks just not represented because they are assumed to always be knocked up or something (wow, that's the most racist remark I've made in a long while)? |
I've found an attractive male ork. Yet to find a woman, but, then again, aside from a couple of notable elves and humans, I find almost all of the illustrations remarkably ugly, and I tend to not take it as a mark against metahumanity. It's more a point against the Shadowrun illustrators.
| QUOTE (Arethusa) |
| Anyway, in 60 years, Fortune, you'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. You and all your Humanis buddies. |
| QUOTE (Rock-Steady @ Dec 30 2003, 07:06 AM) |
| Tír na Nóg Sourcebook page 56. If that Troll chick isn't attractive i'm a Satyr. |
Hey, we're talking about wire fetishes in a thread that started off as a stupid idea for a showdown between characters between a movie and an RPG, so why not revive this thread and hope insane...Well, insanity resumes?...Bump...?
*Looks at the picture of the catholic school girl troll*
Hmmm....
*Thumbs up*
I'd hit that!
If it was a Prescott pic, I wouldn't be surprised at all...
| QUOTE (Voorhees) |
| I'd hit that! |
Fortune, let me tell you what I mean when I say "Hit that."
When I talk about "hitting it", I'm talking about sex.
Unless I mean y'know, striking...perhaps I should find a less confusing euphemism for sex.
I knew what you meant.
...Dumpshock needs an :omgwtf: icon...
What? Like you wouldn't hit it, too. Don't freakin' lie to me. I know you would.
| QUOTE (Voorhees @ Dec 31 2003, 06:04 PM) |
| What? Like you wouldn't hit it, too. Don't freakin' lie to me. I know you would. |
Who, me?...Well, admittedly, yeah...It's kinky, in an anime-schoolgirl-kinky sort of way that I don't think humanity is logically able to explain.
Catgirl fetishes make sense. But Masamune Shirow-esque wire fetishes?! *points to another thread*
Eh. I lust after asian chicks with blue hair. My excuse for the schoolgirl?
Let's just say I've got a huuuuge wang.
As for the wire fetishes.
Japanese=screwed in head.
Screwed in head in probably more ways than one. Datajacks and all...
| QUOTE (Phaeton) |
| Screwed in head in probably more ways than one. Datajacks and all... |
| QUOTE (Voorhees) |
| Unless I mean y'know, striking...perhaps I should find a less confusing euphemism for sex. |
@ Voorhees: I know.
...I just had an image of an excessively chromed yet charismatic street sam humming "I'm just a love machine..." for some reason...
...What, to be serious, was the Century Ferret, anyway?...
...*snicker* "I'm just a love machine..."...
| QUOTE (Phaeton) |
| ...What, to be serious, was the Century Ferret, anyway?... |
| QUOTE (Fortune) | ||
A Spike Critter. Basically, an awakened ferret discovered prior to the awakening. |
Ahhh.
..."I'm just a love machine..."...I crack me up a bit too much, methinks...
This is somewhat close, but it's obviously from a different genre. Once you ignore the tail, she seems rather trollish, to me at least.
http://krjm.home.comcast.net/sr/female_troll.jpg
Looks more like a demon. But yeah...
EDIT: Did you know that you can get your desktop to sport trippy patterns using WinAmp?
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| A Spike Critter. Basically, an awakened ferret discovered prior to the awakening. |
| QUOTE (Voorhees) |
| *Looks at the picture of the catholic school girl troll* Hmmm.... *Thumbs up* I'd hit that! |
I just noticed.
She's holding a copy of the Troll Kama Sutra.
I think she'd break me.
*slightly* off topic, it's an ork rather than a troll, and she's not even attractive, but I just realised there is a picture of a female ork on P160 of Dot6w...
| QUOTE (Traks) | ||
Yeah, she looks very nice through the the sniper rifle scope. You can hit her after me. And aim for the body, trainee. |
............
................:vomit:
*gives Bums a barfbag*
| QUOTE (Doctor Funkenstein @ Dec 29 2003, 10:17 AM) |
| Shadows of the Underworld, p. 94, "Anne Penchyk." Even though her stats look more like an ork than a troll (mostly because a troll's minimum Strength should be 5 at least in 3rd Edition), the picture is clearly that of a troll female. Pretty cool character, too. She does have a Charisma of 4, too. \ |
If you look at the Trid shows they talk about in Sprawl Survival Guide, theres one program called "Ask Trollbabe!"
About the Catholic Schoolgirl Troll: http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/hititBushdamnright.jpg
| QUOTE (EVLTIM) |
| That would be because she is an Ork maybe... |
Strange how far this thread has gone -
Anyhoo - the Troll Shaman has managed to role-play (successfully) her character's job loss, call by her totem and first run.
"Where are all these guns coming from?!"
But it was successful. Eventually.
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| QUOTE (GoldenAri) |
| You think finding an attractive female troll is hard? Try finding and attractive female ork, or for that matter any female ork. The only one I know of is in CC. Are female orks just not represented because they are assumed to always be knocked up or something (wow, that's the most racist remark I've made in a long while)? |
Okay, inspired by this thread, I produced this:
http://www2.ci-n.com/~jcampbel/images/troll.jpg
Not a full-body shot, but what can I say? 8.5x11 paper is only so big.
(And for anyone familiar with http://faith.rydia.net/, yes, I deliberately and blatantly ripped off Madeline's horn design. Credit where it's due.)
Nice! I really like the earring.
Excellent work Campbell! I think her dentist would do something about the length of those tusks but otherwise it's a perfect rendering of a normal-to-goodlooking troll. Kudos!
It was seriously a funkin' long time since I had a look at Dem 101 too, thanks for the reminder.
I ended up having enough of a feel for the character that I managed to come up with some decent shots of her myself...
http://f4.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/kAEQQBFod3bzugRLlk2dj6wWfmx6tWaRuQy5GnuOgjNwuKcWLUy92dcvrRKoE-Ni19HYqo4fJjgIBtylMNQL8Q/Luusi/luusi_crouch.JPG
http://f5.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/kAEQQAWkM1LzugRLHezOcmZxt_jgtM2UwWNXDTynzMJc7VVsGrrMdk1r0YyrzjjEpm95uV-CCm6VOMTF85tYfA/Luusi/luusi.GIF
I should really scan in her 'driver's license'
let me know if the urls are flakey (I can't do anything if they are, but it'll give you something to gripe about
)
| QUOTE (Aidley) |
| I ended up having enough of a feel for the character that I managed to come up with some decent shots of her myself... http://f4.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/kAEQQBFod3bzugRLlk2dj6wWfmx6tWaRuQy5GnuOgjNwuKcWLUy92dcvrRKoE-Ni19HYqo4fJjgIBtylMNQL8Q/Luusi/luusi_crouch.JPG http://f5.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/kAEQQAWkM1LzugRLHezOcmZxt_jgtM2UwWNXDTynzMJc7VVsGrrMdk1r0YyrzjjEpm95uV-CCm6VOMTF85tYfA/Luusi/luusi.GIF I should really scan in her 'driver's license' let me know if the urls are flakey (I can't do anything if they are, but it'll give you something to gripe about |
The urls are flaky. They include the "session" and log-in info and security stuff, the same kind of string you see in the address line when you log into an email account. I'm sure the pictures have an address other than that, but I'll be damned if I know how to dig it out.
Ehh, there seems to be more to it than that. Even the roots (http://f4.grp.yahoofs.com/ and http://f5.grp.yahoofs.com/) are "Not Found". Someone who knows how yahoo knows can probably help you out.
It looks as though its on a Yahoo Group. If so what is the group?
| QUOTE (Catsnightmare) |
| It looks as though its on a Yahoo Group. If so what is the group? |
Which explains why nobody else can link to it.
Now there's an idea I hadn't thought of. Using a yahoo group (or other such free group/forum service) as a discussion forum/on-line meeting place for your gaming group.
Those links worked when I checked them this morning... was shortly after they were posted, I think. That garbage string in the URL is probably a time-sensitive session ID, and I got in before it expired. I poked through my cache to see if my browser had stored copies, but couldn't find them...
We have for our on-line team, and it's beyond crappy. (Yahoo-don'tusethis)
Basically, everytime you actually get something up there, yahoo's down or it takes forever (15 minutes per PAGE) to load up. Sure, if you've all got t1 connection, go for it. But it'd be easier hosting one yourself.
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| QUOTE (Tiralee) |
| We have for our on-line team, and it's beyond crappy. (Yahoo-don'tusethis) Basically, everytime you actually get something up there, yahoo's down or it takes forever (15 minutes per PAGE) to load up. Sure, if you've all got t1 connection, go for it. But it'd be easier hosting one yourself. L: |
We've been using Yahoo the last couple of years, and it's been working well. There's been some problems the last couple of months, but other than that it's a great way to keep all the players in touch. You get free storagespace for files and pictures.
It made me make a try too, http://membres.lycos.fr/nmath/Troll0.gif (333Ko). I was never really good at drawing girls, by luck there were one or two old FHM lying near (don't ask
) to help me a bit. The symetry of dermal deposits on the neck and the forehead on otherwise apparent bones does help a little. She may not be as muscular as she should, and of course it does not show she'd be above two meters tall and closer to three.
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