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Posted by: Socinus Aug 20 2011, 05:31 AM

I was really bored at work the other day and someone sent me the http://www.greaterthings.com/Humor/toys.htm article so I decided to try and create something like this for Shadowrun, just for fun. Feel free to add/modify them as you see fit.

Technomancers- We must be nice to our toys
Adepts- Toys?
Chaos Magician- Let's break all our toys!
Mundane- I want shinier toys
Infected- My toys are dirty
Hacker- I can reprogram your toys to kill you

Posted by: CanRay Aug 20 2011, 05:35 AM

Shamans: Our toys are sticks and stones!
Mages: Our toys are geometrically perfect.
Weapon's Expert: Which toy shall I use today? Feels like a Shotgun type of day.
Street Samurai: I miss my dikoted toys.
Mr. Johnson: The job's not done until I screw my toys.
EDIT: Bubba The Love Troll: Heh, I git mah toys delivered raight ta mah cell.

Posted by: PeteThe1 Aug 20 2011, 05:56 AM

Riggers: Our toys have toys

Posted by: CanRay Aug 20 2011, 05:58 AM

John Q. Wageslave: Why must those gangers have all the big toys?
John Q. Securityguard: Why must the Shadowrunners point the toys at us?
Officer Friendly: DROP THE TOYS RIGHT FRAGGIN' NOW!!!
Street Bum: Spare some cred for a toy, or some food?

Posted by: scarius Aug 20 2011, 07:20 AM

Pornomamcer: everyones my toy
Theif: your toys are now mine
Bouncers: sorry, can't come in with those toys

Posted by: Xahn Borealis Aug 20 2011, 04:11 PM

Face: Now, why don't we all put our toys back in the toybox?
Single Weapon Adept: I only have one toy. I only NEED one toy.
Ganger: Give me your toys, trog!
Lesbian Elf Stripper Ninja: Hmmm, what a lovely toy you have-#####CENSORED#####