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Posted by: CanRay Sep 4 2011, 05:22 AM

Drop fifty pounds, paint my face, get a golden ear and a pointy other ear (Pity I didn't inherit that part of my Celtic forefathers), and I'm well on my way to being the old bastard, The Laughing Man.

Working on the coat at the very least... Certainly got the personality.

Posted by: Mardrax Sep 4 2011, 07:52 AM

I am awaiting the moment you randomly step out of a van, plate of poutine in one hand, stick of dynamite in the other, to say "come with me if you want to live."

Posted by: Elfenlied Sep 4 2011, 08:27 AM

When the next Ghost Dance comes, I'm gonna hide behind CanRay

Posted by: Fatum Sep 4 2011, 06:00 PM

So, wait, you've already done that whole "living for 5k years" thing?

Posted by: HunterHerne Sep 4 2011, 06:01 PM

If he has, would we really know?

Posted by: HunterHerne Sep 4 2011, 06:01 PM

Seems I double posted. Hmmm....

Posted by: CanRay Sep 4 2011, 06:06 PM

I get that a lot.

I feel that way...

Posted by: HunterHerne Sep 4 2011, 06:22 PM

Well, if you ever need the sweet release of death, I'm sure you could find some amoral slots willing to shoot you in the face for money.

Posted by: CanRay Sep 4 2011, 06:24 PM

*Muses to myself* Need to learn to play the guitar...

Sorry, you were saying?

Posted by: HunterHerne Sep 4 2011, 06:26 PM

That if you haven't learned to play the guitar, you obviously aren't immortal.

Posted by: CanRay Sep 4 2011, 06:30 PM

Or I've forgotten how.

I think I remember something about playing with a guy with a 'fro at a huge concert full of naked people... Who had toasters for heads. And a flying pig. Maybe I don't remember it after all...

Posted by: HunterHerne Sep 4 2011, 06:32 PM

I think you need to lay off the halucinogens, at least a little. Or take a lot more, whichever helps. (It also explains a lot...)

Posted by: Mardrax Sep 4 2011, 07:39 PM

I'll be happy to direct you to the proper places, or even give you a bit of a hand if you'd like it.

Posted by: CanRay Sep 4 2011, 08:19 PM

That's right, it was the brown I was supposed to avoid!More like re-learning... So many things...

Posted by: Platinum Sep 5 2011, 04:10 AM

Missing the insight, whit, and the hack of the timestamp. Other than that well, there's only everything else missing. Not a lot when you really think of it.

Posted by: CanRay Sep 5 2011, 04:16 AM

I used to have a pretty sharp whit. Tech support killed it along with parts of my soul.

Posted by: Mardrax Sep 6 2011, 10:54 AM

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Posted by: CanRay Sep 6 2011, 02:35 PM

...

Dude, too soon!

Posted by: Prime Mover Sep 6 2011, 02:42 PM

I've always seen -H- as a cross between Jim Morrison and George Carlin. 5000 Years of life combined with a few years in tech support would certainly explain those personality traits.

Posted by: hobgoblin Sep 6 2011, 07:29 PM

Well he was the proverbial troubleshooter for a whole nation once. Sounds like epic level tech support to me...

Posted by: Tiralee Sep 10 2011, 01:16 AM

"Man, that guys guitar is talking!"
"Hey, my shoes are talking too!"
[Pan down to see Otto's Shoes, ratty basketball sneakers]
"DoN'T wOrrY, wE wON't huRT YOu, We ONly wANT tO HAVe sOMe fUN."


Roll Willpower to resist the effects, roll Charisma/Seduction to enjoy them:)

-Tir

Posted by: CanRay Sep 10 2011, 01:23 AM

"mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN."

Posted by: CanadianWolverine Sep 10 2011, 12:55 PM

This reads like Canray thought he was in a well ventilated room with his chemistry set but was wrong. He doesn't still have those explosives, does he? <_< >_>

Posted by: CanRay Sep 10 2011, 02:33 PM

Never said I personally had explosives, just that I knew about them. Just like a farm boy knows about tractors and cow tipping. (Hint: Push, not pull!).

And I dropped chemistry in High School after the second day. On the bright side, I got to play with Magnesium before I left.