The point of this thread is simple: add one-liners that you said or heard in game that made everyone laugh, preferably with enough context to make it funny here too.
In our last game:
KE cop: Ok sir, I just need to ask a few questions. Name?
Nitro: ... *Realizes that he forgot to make up a name for his fake SIN*
Me OOC: Aha! I knew I'd get you with one of the hard ones!
"I don't always Shadowrun, but when I do, it's SoyKaff."
"They just had 1000 employees 'rage quit'."
"They're hunting the cock-blocking roosters."
4000¥ in Pizza order in Shadowrun. With real meat. And veggies. And cheese.
"Do you know how epic stealing 1,000 Trained Wageslaves and get them to another Mega."
"I haven't had to do this since Shadowrunner High!"
"Someone needs to fire the Mayan PR Department." "I think the Aztecs did. Or the Spanish. Aztechnology for sure."
"Even in Shadowrun, D&D players can't get any play."
"We brought you an elf." - To a room full of Humanis Policlub members
"Renraku?!? I thought the Johnson said Bunraku!"
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