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Posted by: forgarn Jan 15 2014, 06:18 PM

Saw a truck with the name "Universal Brotherhood Pest Control." Talk about oximorons!!

Posted by: Sendaz Jan 15 2014, 07:41 PM

um, may need to pay that facility a visit, just to be safe.

Posted by: Brazilian_Shinobi Jan 15 2014, 07:46 PM

Pictures or it didn't happen
Ha, that would really be fun to see.

Posted by: Sendaz Jan 15 2014, 07:47 PM

Maybe he misread it and it actually said "Universal Brotherhood Pest Commute"

Posted by: FuelDrop Jan 15 2014, 10:02 PM

Right, everyone gear up and bring the FAB III. It's time for a bug hunt.

Posted by: toturi Jan 16 2014, 01:38 AM

And so it begins.

Posted by: DMiller Jan 16 2014, 01:50 AM

I just did a Google search of Universal Brotherhood... Scary stuff. There are a lot of them around...

So does anyone know how to draw a ward?

Posted by: FuelDrop Jan 16 2014, 08:54 AM

Nope. Napalm and high explosives will have to do.
And Mortein. Don't forget the can of Mortein.

Posted by: forgarn Jan 16 2014, 02:16 PM

Sadly I was driving and didn't have my phone handy before the truck turned off.

Posted by: Brazilian_Shinobi Jan 16 2014, 06:21 PM

That makes me a sad panda...

Posted by: Tymeaus Jalynsfein Jan 16 2014, 07:03 PM

Panda? There are No Panda's in Brazil...
Perhaps a Sad Ocelot, though?

Posted by: Brazilian_Shinobi Jan 16 2014, 08:02 PM

Ocelots are so rare around here, (not counting Amazonian Rain Forest and Pantanal) that I think it's easier for me to find a Panda where I live rather than an Ocelot...

But, ok, since I'm South American I'll go with this makes me a sad Spectacled bear

Posted by: Sendaz Jan 16 2014, 08:43 PM

Spectacled Bear?

You know in this day and age they got laser eye surgery for that.

Posted by: Brazilian_Shinobi Jan 16 2014, 08:52 PM

They live in the Andes, they are poor

Posted by: Tymeaus Jalynsfein Jan 16 2014, 09:01 PM

Poor Bears...

Posted by: FuelDrop Jan 16 2014, 10:23 PM

These jokes are more than I can bear.

Posted by: Sendaz Jan 16 2014, 10:27 PM

Worst Bear pick-up line: What's Ursine?

Posted by: toturi Jan 17 2014, 04:12 AM

I can bear with that.

Posted by: kzt Jan 17 2014, 06:04 AM

This thread is unbearable.

Posted by: Daddy's Little Ninja Jan 17 2014, 02:29 PM

I'd refer you to Snow Fox. though only after she does my house.

Posted by: Rubic Jan 23 2014, 04:53 AM

I once crafted a purification sigil. Not sure if it'd work as a ward without some tooling, but it's served me well so far. Between you and me, I'd prefer Off and citronella over my sophmoric thaumaturgy.

Posted by: DMiller Jan 23 2014, 05:31 AM

LOL, Off by the drum full.

Maybe DEET?

Posted by: binarywraith Jan 23 2014, 06:53 AM

They shouldn't have invested in the submarine business, then.

Posted by: ShadowDragon8685 Jan 23 2014, 09:05 AM

Do we have to bring Harlequin? He's kinda useless in a bug hunt. I'd rather lug along an industrial-sized chemsprayer of FAB III with a high-flow nozzle.

Posted by: nezumi Jan 23 2014, 01:51 PM

Maybe we should rename them Ocelittles?

Posted by: Sendaz Jan 23 2014, 02:48 PM

Sadly you don't get to bring the old laughing guy so much as he just bulls right in regardless of whatever plan you may have in play.

All you can do is accept the mayhem and flank the foes while they focus on painted face.

Posted by: Tymeaus Jalynsfein Jan 23 2014, 03:04 PM

Heh... Seconded...

Posted by: Bigity Jan 23 2014, 03:24 PM

I wonder if this guy is a SR fan and chose that name intentionally.

Posted by: Rubic Jan 24 2014, 03:48 AM

Of COURSE we have to bring Harley! Who else is going to write the most epic poem/rock opera ever about the ensuing bedlam!