@ Teryon: Wouldn't doubt it.
@ Ascalaphus & CanRay: Precisely. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/devil.gif)

The Renraku Arcology was all part of Deus' plan and he is now secreatly running the UCAS.
Bioware is a conspiracy to infect people with DNA that will allow a Big Bad to complete some master plan
Nanoware slowly changes a users brain chemistry to make them more pliable to a Big Bad's agenda.
The Azies are the good guys, the other corps just smear their name to stop them from saving us.
Blood magic is the only way to stop the horrors who the dragons and immortal elves are in league with.
Drop bears are sentient.
Drop bears secretly rule the world.
Pixies are sentient illusions.
Dragons don't exist, they are a figment of our collective consciousness which is nurtured by the megacorps to help keep us inline.
Dragons are our only hope, the myth that you can't trust them is a smear campaign by the corps.
Immortal Elves don't exist, they are just elves with a personality chip and cosmetic surgery.
Elves aren't a real metatype, they are corp execs who got lionization early and then a mind wipe.
Trolls are orcs who were injected with an experimental super solder serum.
Orcs are humans who were injected with an experimental super solder serum.
Dwarfs don't exist their a midget conspiracy and cosmetic surgery.
Humans don't exit, their just metatypes who haven't expressed.
Rick Ashley was a dryad

Rainbows are not inhibited by the ever present smog in Shadowrun, but rather by a lack of friendship, which as we all know, generates the magic on which rainbows sustain themselves.

Horizon has tens of millions of e-ghosts created by the 2nd Crash trapped in an ultraviolet mainframe and uses them for trending research. It's the ultimate tool of social prediction.

Lofyr is currently trying to use genetic engineering to create a hybrid humanoid with the New Mexico Whiptail lizard which is exclusively female and reproduces by parthenogenesis. Once he does, humanity will be in trouble.

Shiawase hasn't really been bumbling about and doing basically nothing for the past two decades, they just actually reached a point where they decided they had enough money.

Time travel is not only possible, but it was achieved in the middle 1990s when an enterprising man put a pizza on a bagel, thus allowing him to enjoy pizza at any time, past, present or future.

No one can spit further than the Caliph. Not ever.

A lack of Rainbows is proof that $Deity is going to flood the world again and only the pure and faithful will survive.

A lack of Rainbows is proof that $Deity has completely removed all support for homosexuality, and the pure and faithful are being asked to cleanse the Earth of those elements.

A lack of Rainbows is proof that the Dragons are eating them in order to gain their power and immortality.

She stole the Rainbows by talking to them.