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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,358 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Member No.: 14,465 ![]() |
What's wrong with covering ghouls in Zirconium powder? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Rather thermite.
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 ![]() |
You keep talking like that, a herd of these brony dudes are gonna stampede all over you. Speaking of, I've got something in my email that will horrify them. Let's just say that "sex was involved" as was a "Twilight crossover." And that "Applejack's flesh tastes so sweet. And she (Applejack) liked that." I would share more details, but I'm sure I'd be banned for having done so (not because of the content, per say, but because I inflicted it upon others--I myself desired a hazmat decontamination scrub upon reading it). |
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Horror ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 ![]() |
Speaking of, I've got something in my email that will horrify them. Let's just say that "sex was involved" as was a "Twilight crossover." And that "Applejack's flesh tastes so sweet. And she (Applejack) liked that." I would share more details, but I'm sure I'd be banned for having done so (not because of the content, per say, but because I inflicted it upon others--I myself desired a hazmat decontamination scrub upon reading it). Celestia preserve us, that sounds worse than Cupcakes! |
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 ![]() |
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Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,536 Joined: 13-July 09 Member No.: 17,389 ![]() |
Celestia preserve us, that sounds worse than Cupcakes! Cupcakes? What's wrong with that sweet confectionairy mini cake? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohplease.gif) |
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The ShadowComedian ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 ![]() |
Cupcakes? What's wrong with that sweet confectionairy mini cake? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohplease.gif) *snickers* you really do not want to know that in this context, believe you me ^^ |
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Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,536 Joined: 13-July 09 Member No.: 17,389 ![]() |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 583 Joined: 6-November 09 From: MTL Member No.: 17,849 ![]() |
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 ![]() |
Fifty shades has NOTHING on some of the fanfics out there.... If only things could be unseen. :shudder: *Cough* Did I mention the piece I have in my email yet? I believe the comment from one of the judges for it was "I unread this story." Though that might've been one of the unscorable entries. We asked after it was read aloud, "How many bronies are horrified by this?" and about six people raised their hands. If it wasn't every brony present, it was certainly most of them. When asked more broadly of everyone who was offended, about half the room raised their hands. |
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Strangely applicable from my webcomic readings.
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2211 |
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Horror ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 ![]() |
*Cough* Did I mention the piece I have in my email yet? I believe the comment from one of the judges for it was "I unread this story." Though that might've been one of the unscorable entries. We asked after it was read aloud, "How many bronies are horrified by this?" and about six people raised their hands. If it wasn't every brony present, it was certainly most of them. When asked more broadly of everyone who was offended, about half the room raised their hands. It was read aloud? The brony reading that damn thing must have had balls of steel and a stomach of unobtanium. I think I would have wound up saying "No. I'm not reading this. Not any further" after I started getting into that shit. |
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 ![]() |
It was read aloud? The brony reading that damn thing must have had balls of steel and a stomach of unobtanium. I think I would have wound up saying "No. I'm not reading this. Not any further" after I started getting into that shit. Read aloud by the author, yes. Everyone knows that the winners have to read their own stories. The grand prize winner actually didn't read his own story. Ashe gave him the option to let someone else read it, if he could find a volunteer (there were four). That story was even more terrible. Also: yes, the authors have a stronger stomach than I. Ashe managed to read all of them to the end, I could not. |
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Horror ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 ![]() |
Read aloud by the author, yes. Everyone knows that the winners have to read their own stories. The grand prize winner actually didn't read his own story. Ashe gave him the option to let someone else read it, if he could find a volunteer (there were four). That story was even more terrible. Also: yes, the authors have a stronger stomach than I. Ashe managed to read all of them to the end, I could not. Was this insanity of a contest like, explicitly to write something a fanficus horribilus worse than cupcakes or something? Also, why aren't we using the Equus ferus caballus thread? |
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Immortal Elf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 10,289 Joined: 2-October 08 Member No.: 16,392 ![]() |
Was this insanity of a contest like, explicitly to write something a fanficus horribilus worse than cupcakes or something? Something like that. The original intent was to write worse than The Eye of Argon. But we out-stripped TEoA very quickly, and it eventually turned into "wring worse than last year's winner" to "cause alcohol poisoning in the judges" and finally "make the judges lose all faith in humanity." I'm pretty sure we/they've succeeded in that. QUOTE Also, why aren't we using the Equus ferus caballus thread? No idea. |
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Horror ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,322 Joined: 15-June 05 From: BumFuck, New Jersey Member No.: 7,445 ![]() |
Something like that. The original intent was to write worse than The Eye of Argon. But we out-stripped TEoA very quickly, and it eventually turned into "wring worse than last year's winner" to "cause alcohol poisoning in the judges" and finally "make the judges lose all faith in humanity." I'm pretty sure we/they've succeeded in that. Well, um... Fluttershy: yay! That sounds positively horrible, but if it was the stated intent, I guess it worked. |
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Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,536 Joined: 13-July 09 Member No.: 17,389 ![]() |
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Great Dragon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,088 Joined: 3-October 09 From: Kohle, Stahl und Bier Member No.: 17,709 ![]() |
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The ShadowComedian ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 ![]() |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 111 Joined: 21-July 08 Member No.: 16,154 ![]() |
What the fuck has happened to this thread?
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The ShadowComedian ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 ![]() |
We led it astray a bit.
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Prime Runner Ascendant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 17,568 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Aurora, Colorado Member No.: 17,022 ![]() |
It needs to be taken into a dark alley and beaten.
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