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post Jun 16 2012, 04:23 PM
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QUOTE (Sengir @ Jun 16 2012, 11:03 AM) *
What's wrong with covering ghouls in Zirconium powder? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Rather thermite.
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post Jun 19 2012, 01:59 AM
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QUOTE (Critias @ Jun 15 2012, 02:02 AM) *
You keep talking like that, a herd of these brony dudes are gonna stampede all over you.


Speaking of, I've got something in my email that will horrify them.

Let's just say that "sex was involved" as was a "Twilight crossover." And that "Applejack's flesh tastes so sweet. And she (Applejack) liked that."

I would share more details, but I'm sure I'd be banned for having done so (not because of the content, per say, but because I inflicted it upon others--I myself desired a hazmat decontamination scrub upon reading it).
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post Jun 19 2012, 03:33 AM
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QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jun 18 2012, 09:59 PM) *
Speaking of, I've got something in my email that will horrify them.

Let's just say that "sex was involved" as was a "Twilight crossover." And that "Applejack's flesh tastes so sweet. And she (Applejack) liked that."

I would share more details, but I'm sure I'd be banned for having done so (not because of the content, per say, but because I inflicted it upon others--I myself desired a hazmat decontamination scrub upon reading it).


Celestia preserve us, that sounds worse than Cupcakes!
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post Jun 19 2012, 02:08 PM
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QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 18 2012, 11:33 PM) *
Celestia preserve us, that sounds worse than Cupcakes!


Yes.
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post Jun 19 2012, 07:49 PM
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QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 18 2012, 11:33 PM) *
Celestia preserve us, that sounds worse than Cupcakes!


Cupcakes? What's wrong with that sweet confectionairy mini cake? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohplease.gif)
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post Jun 19 2012, 07:49 PM
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QUOTE (StealthSigma @ Jun 19 2012, 09:49 PM) *
Cupcakes? What's wrong with that sweet confectionairy mini cake? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohplease.gif)

*snickers*
you really do not want to know that in this context, believe you me ^^
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post Jun 19 2012, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE (Stahlseele @ Jun 19 2012, 03:49 PM) *
*snickers*
you really do not want to know that in this context, believe you me ^^


Meh, so someone went Fifty Shades of Gray all over My Little Pony. Big deal. Welcome to the Internet.
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post Jun 19 2012, 08:22 PM
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QUOTE (StealthSigma @ Jun 19 2012, 03:02 PM) *
Meh, so someone went Fifty Shades of Gray all over My Little Pony. Big deal. Welcome to the Internet.

Fifty shades has NOTHING on some of the fanfics out there....

If only things could be unseen. :shudder:
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post Jun 19 2012, 09:15 PM
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QUOTE (StealthSigma @ Jun 19 2012, 03:02 PM) *
Meh, so someone went Fifty Shades of Gray all over My Little Pony. Big deal. Welcome to the Internet.


It's much worse than sex with a questionable power imbalance and massive BDSM, believe me.
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post Jun 20 2012, 12:53 AM
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QUOTE (Dr.Rockso @ Jun 19 2012, 04:22 PM) *
Fifty shades has NOTHING on some of the fanfics out there....

If only things could be unseen. :shudder:


*Cough* Did I mention the piece I have in my email yet?

I believe the comment from one of the judges for it was "I unread this story." Though that might've been one of the unscorable entries.

We asked after it was read aloud, "How many bronies are horrified by this?" and about six people raised their hands. If it wasn't every brony present, it was certainly most of them. When asked more broadly of everyone who was offended, about half the room raised their hands.
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post Jun 20 2012, 01:14 AM
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Strangely applicable from my webcomic readings.

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2211
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post Jun 20 2012, 01:33 AM
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QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jun 19 2012, 08:53 PM) *
*Cough* Did I mention the piece I have in my email yet?

I believe the comment from one of the judges for it was "I unread this story." Though that might've been one of the unscorable entries.

We asked after it was read aloud, "How many bronies are horrified by this?" and about six people raised their hands. If it wasn't every brony present, it was certainly most of them. When asked more broadly of everyone who was offended, about half the room raised their hands.


It was read aloud?

The brony reading that damn thing must have had balls of steel and a stomach of unobtanium. I think I would have wound up saying "No. I'm not reading this. Not any further" after I started getting into that shit.
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post Jun 20 2012, 04:27 AM
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QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 19 2012, 09:33 PM) *
It was read aloud?

The brony reading that damn thing must have had balls of steel and a stomach of unobtanium. I think I would have wound up saying "No. I'm not reading this. Not any further" after I started getting into that shit.


Read aloud by the author, yes. Everyone knows that the winners have to read their own stories.

The grand prize winner actually didn't read his own story. Ashe gave him the option to let someone else read it, if he could find a volunteer (there were four). That story was even more terrible.

Also: yes, the authors have a stronger stomach than I. Ashe managed to read all of them to the end, I could not.
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post Jun 20 2012, 07:17 AM
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QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jun 19 2012, 11:27 PM) *
Read aloud by the author, yes. Everyone knows that the winners have to read their own stories.

The grand prize winner actually didn't read his own story. Ashe gave him the option to let someone else read it, if he could find a volunteer (there were four). That story was even more terrible.

Also: yes, the authors have a stronger stomach than I. Ashe managed to read all of them to the end, I could not.



Was this insanity of a contest like, explicitly to write something a fanficus horribilus worse than cupcakes or something?

Also, why aren't we using the Equus ferus caballus thread?
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post Jun 20 2012, 01:51 PM
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QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 20 2012, 03:17 AM) *
Was this insanity of a contest like, explicitly to write something a fanficus horribilus worse than cupcakes or something?


Something like that. The original intent was to write worse than The Eye of Argon.

But we out-stripped TEoA very quickly, and it eventually turned into "wring worse than last year's winner" to "cause alcohol poisoning in the judges" and finally "make the judges lose all faith in humanity." I'm pretty sure we/they've succeeded in that.

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Also, why aren't we using the Equus ferus caballus thread?


No idea.
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post Jun 20 2012, 04:49 PM
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QUOTE (Draco18s @ Jun 20 2012, 09:51 AM) *
Something like that. The original intent was to write worse than The Eye of Argon.

But we out-stripped TEoA very quickly, and it eventually turned into "wring worse than last year's winner" to "cause alcohol poisoning in the judges" and finally "make the judges lose all faith in humanity." I'm pretty sure we/they've succeeded in that.


Well, um...

Fluttershy: yay!

That sounds positively horrible, but if it was the stated intent, I guess it worked.
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post Jun 20 2012, 05:02 PM
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QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 20 2012, 11:49 AM) *
Fluttershy: yay!


Fifty Shades of Yay?
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post Jun 20 2012, 07:13 PM
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QUOTE (ShadowDragon8685 @ Jun 20 2012, 12:49 PM) *
That sounds positively horrible, but if it was the stated intent, I guess it worked.


Stated intent is to put all of your knowledge of "writing well" into "writing poorly."

But yes.
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post Jun 20 2012, 07:39 PM
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QUOTE (CanRay @ Jun 16 2012, 04:23 PM) *
Rather thermite.

Does not sparkle...
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post Jun 20 2012, 10:30 PM
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QUOTE (Sengir @ Jun 20 2012, 09:39 PM) *
Does not sparkle...

looks like it sparkles, if you light one up though . .
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post Jun 21 2012, 11:18 AM
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What the fuck has happened to this thread?
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post Jun 21 2012, 11:29 AM
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QUOTE (Tiny Deev @ Jun 21 2012, 07:18 AM) *
What the fuck has happened to this thread?


Twilight
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post Jun 21 2012, 11:43 AM
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We led it astray a bit.
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post Jun 21 2012, 12:51 PM
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It needs to be taken into a dark alley and beaten.
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post Jun 21 2012, 01:04 PM
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QUOTE (Tymeaus Jalynsfein @ Jun 21 2012, 08:51 AM) *
It needs to be taken into a dark alley and beaten.


Yes. Who ever though that vampires should sparkle should be taken into a dark alley and beaten.
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