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Target ![]() Group: Members Posts: 91 Joined: 25-July 07 Member No.: 12,356 ![]() |
I know this is a small thing, but it was so halarious I have to share it with the dumpshock members. It might have pissed off many players, but it made us laugh. The following is the end of last session:
"You walk in the gigantic room and there is a man on a computer and, behind him, is a gigantic door. He looks at you but, despite the fact you've broken in and caused massive damage to his facility, he just waves you off with his hand, as if you're a nuisance" *Long argument between players about whether or not we should taser him from a cross the room, we decide not to* Inundation: Speak, now! Man on computer: *ignores* Dataflow(Me): Hmm, sorry for not being more polite. May I ask what you're doing there? It seems quite interesting" Man: Are you a member of our staff? No? Then you have no business here Inundation: Actually, we're newly employed here*Charisma roll* Man: No you aren't, don't try to fool me. Dataflow: That's it, tackle him! Nex: *Rolls semi-successful grapple check* Man: Wrong move! *headbutts computer keyboard with his arms restrained" "The door behind you begins to open, creaking slowly to life" Dataflow: I want to try to shut it off! "Nomatter what you press on the computer it doesn't shut off" (Here's where the debunk happens, read closely) Dataflow OOC: Oh! But you forget one thing mister GM! All systems can be hacked, I want to ja- GM: The computer explodes. That's right, to stop me from instantly ending his little cutscene the computer randomly explodes, along with it's jackpoint. Unable to do anything about the huge door, we just watched it open to reveal a behemoth...which we blew up. All our attempts to close the door failed. Our metal manipulationist attempted to stop the door, but the GM mixed things up and said the door was some kind of ballistic plascrete that couldn't be manipulated. He then later tells me "If you hadn't of made me explode the computer you could have gotten more paydata" |
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The King In Yellow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,922 Joined: 26-February 05 From: JWD Member No.: 7,121 ![]() |
*sadly shakes head*
I hate that type of GM. |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 698 Joined: 26-October 06 From: Iowa, United States Member No.: 9,720 ![]() |
*sadly shakes head* I hate that type of GM. And then your computer explodes! Its just interesting that the guys computer had an auto destruct and door opening when his forehead hit the computer. I bet they don't have many people falling asleep on the job there. Heck sometimes I beat my head on the computer when I'm stressed anyways, guess I'd be terminated pretty early. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Running Target ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,173 Joined: 27-July 05 From: some backwater node Member No.: 7,520 ![]() |
Oh boy. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sleepy.gif)
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The King In Yellow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,922 Joined: 26-February 05 From: JWD Member No.: 7,121 ![]() |
QUOTE I bet they don't have many people falling asleep on the job there. Well, that's easy. Hitting the keyboard with your head releases the Behemoth (not only mustn't you sleep on the job, keyboards also are exenses wasted if you headbutt them to death because you hate your boss). Surfing non-corp Matrix sites, especially porn and chat nodes, makes the computer explode. Standard Saeder-Krupp operating procedures. It's the Lofwyr Employee Motivation Program. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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Target ![]() Group: Members Posts: 44 Joined: 5-March 08 Member No.: 15,742 ![]() |
And then your computer explodes! Its just interesting that the guys computer had an auto destruct and door opening when his forehead hit the computer. I bet they don't have many people falling asleep on the job there. Heck sometimes I beat my head on the computer when I'm stressed anyways, guess I'd be terminated pretty early. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) The door behind my desk that opens with the forehead smash only contains a rabid squirrel, and my computer doesn't explode, it just makes exploding noises. You should reconfigure your "forehead smash" action on your computer on your first day on the job. |
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Awakened Asset ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 4,464 Joined: 9-April 05 From: AGS, North German League Member No.: 7,309 ![]() |
There are doors I would have open when the controlling computer selfdestructs (and others that would shut). IF the GM had that in mind, all is fine.
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 698 Joined: 26-October 06 From: Iowa, United States Member No.: 9,720 ![]() |
Just a note to the OP, I for one don't have a problem with the GM's handling of it. Some might see it as railroading, but sometimes the plot must go on and as a GM you have to pull something drastic to continue it.
I just see the fun of how this played out. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 438 Joined: 21-September 07 From: Houston Member No.: 13,369 ![]() |
Just a note to the OP, I for one don't have a problem with the GM's handling of it. Some might see it as railroading, but sometimes the plot must go on and as a GM you have to pull something drastic to continue it. I just see the fun of how this played out. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) agree I have to say though, if I were said GM I would have maybe had the explosion triggered by the hack. More fun that way, makes the players feel at fault. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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The ShadowComedian ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 14,538 Joined: 3-October 07 From: Hamburg, AGS Member No.: 13,525 ![]() |
the GM had us safeguard some secret ritualistic magic in the woods . . each of us was promised 10k per character . .
so we guard, we are told to be silent, some critters come out of the bushes because they sensed a disturbance in the force . . like good little shadowrunners we fall back on our silenced flechette weapons . . the GM starts seething at how easyly his beasts fall then he decides to do something to make us actually decide if we wanna break the silence . . yep, he sends in a frigging fragon . . ok, so it was only a small feathered serpent but still! short pow wow after having kicked the GM out of the room later, GM joins us again and looks curious as a cat . . we present him with a full out tactical attack plan that's mostly silent . . and then comes the point where our GM went: O.O "then we turn the tables, we have placed some explosives around the magical ritual going on, we will blow them up!" GM:"WHAT?WHY?WHEN?HOW?WHY?" "'cause fuck this . . we're in the woods, where noboty will ever notice something anyway, getting paid 10k per head to safeguard this from the local zooor something and probably will end up in some major world changing events through magic or something like that . . when we can get 100K per head if we splatter the dragon and sell his remains as telesma or make magical stuff out of it ourselves and sell that . . all the while disposing of a magical group that was probably up to no good anyway and would have gotten us into trouble sooner or later without ANYBODY being the wiser . . it's a frigging win/win situation and we have our own Dragons to boot!" GM:"wait what? your own dragons? how'd you . . *grabs character sheets* . . fuck . . i really allowed this stuff? you two both have an ares great dragon ATGM EACH? . . ok, you don't even have to roll, it will happen like you said . . fuck you guys, i spent some weeks trying to cook up this sheme and you manage to LITERALLY blow it up in a couple of hours play-time and some minutes/seconds actual combat" cue maniacal laughter from the players and a sad little GM . . ok, to let him have some kind of revenge and fun we actually statted up the dragon for him and actually did play out the fight . . and yes, he managed to more or less kill my Troll after i had chosen to go into unarmed combat with the snake . . hey, i lasted 3 whole rounds before dropping with only 1 box overflow <.< . . |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 143 Joined: 23-March 08 Member No.: 15,807 ![]() |
If the NPC has no purpose other then to forshadow the behemoth attack, I would have placed him already jacked into the CPU, running the rooms possible defense hardware (I would have a few guns built into a room that has a door directly leading to a Behemoth's pen). Sure they could just shoot him in the head instead of talking to him or dealing with whatever mounted guns, and the cpu detonating and the door opening could be security precautions he set up in the lightening speed of his matrix connection. But what you did was okay too.
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Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,650 Joined: 21-July 07 Member No.: 12,328 ![]() |
God alone knows why he didn't just let you try and hack into the node and have the doors open before you could succeed.
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Shooting Target ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,653 Joined: 22-January 08 Member No.: 15,430 ![]() |
I have a story from a friend:
The players were going to infiltrate a building from the roof. They examined every inch of from a distance it before setting foot on the roof, and they absolutely confirmed that there was no surveillance of any kind watching the roof. They proceeded to climb up onto the roof one at a time. And then, miraculously, when the last one had stepped foot on it, the roof became electrified and shocked them all unconscious. Apparently it wasn't just a pressure sensitive roof, but it was tuned to go off when exactly the right number of feet stepped on it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohplease.gif) For the most part though, I don't think GM railroading is all bad. It just shouldn't be hamfisted. Like, the computer shouldn't explode when you try to hack it. You can definitely keep players from derailing your cool plot idea without that kind of clumsiness. Like "You try to hack the computer, but the system is in manual override! You'll need to open it up and try to find the hard lock, and fast!" And then it turns out that, oh no! The manual override is in a different part of the facility. Railroading successful without a random, unexplainable explosion. And for trying to stop the doors opening with magic, it would be much less stupid if the GM decided that the doors were actually pretty light, but what had opened was the creature's reinforced enclosure. So the mage seals the doors shut with his mighty magic, and then BOOM! The creature crashes through them (IMG:style_emoticons/default/grinbig.gif) It's all about finesse, and creating a good story. If you create a good story by using a deus ex machina, the players will see right through it, and probably won't like it. But if your railroading is plausible, and the end result is fun, then no worries! |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 811 Joined: 30-January 07 From: Portland, OR Member No.: 10,845 ![]() |
Okay, is this D&D or what? Seriously, I'm with hermit that this is bullshit.
"Oh, your character wants to do something that I don't want him to do, well shucks, we can't let that happen!" I'm with swirler in that if you want to keep the door opening, make it a hard node to hack and when the system goes on alert it sets off the self destruct. Fair that way, at least the character has a chance to succeed in what they want to do. If the characters can't make choices, then why do you need humans to play them? Just go write a story in your room and try to make some money off it. EDIT - Stahlseele that is f*cking hilarious! I think you would have made more money if you sold the Bloodmages for whatever the bounty put up by the Draco foundation is though. Or hell, kill the dragon and then sell the bloodmages. (Fuku does the loot dance) |
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Target ![]() Group: Members Posts: 44 Joined: 5-March 08 Member No.: 15,742 ![]() |
Generally, as a GM, I'm not afraid of my PC's avoiding situations. If they're smart, they deserve it.
In this case, if the doors had NOT opened because you hacked them, so what? No behemoth to fight? Big deal. In fact, if the group had jumped the guy before he could open the doors himself, the group SURELY would have tried to open it themselves! Sometimes you need to let the PC's get themselves into their own messes. |
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Shooting Target ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,653 Joined: 22-January 08 Member No.: 15,430 ![]() |
I've got another one, and this one is BAD.
Once, my team was sent to go meet a contact. He was dead. My character saw someone out the window. It was only a few stories up, and I was virtually made of metal, so I just hopped down and went to talk to him. Apparently, the GM had been planning to have a few badguys coming up the hall ambush us. But since I jumped out the window and she didn't expect it, she basically just said "fuck it," and gave up on the whole plot. |
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Target ![]() Group: Members Posts: 91 Joined: 25-July 07 Member No.: 12,356 ![]() |
Lots of responses here! I'll try to cover them all later, but for now I want to assure you he's generally not a bad GM. He let us do the whole session our way until that point, but apparently he really, really wanted us to fight that Behemoth, and since the artifact we were after turned out to be inside of it anyway we would have had to open the doors. We just all thought it was funny really, and he got upset later really when what followed happened:
*long argument between players on what to do* The Behemoth is sleeping in some sort of chamber, filled with goo, that is slowly filtering out. You only have like 20 seconds Nex: *Plants like a bunch of explosives* All players run off. Creature wakes up and goes boom. We still have to fight it, but it starts with a serious injury and we kill it in one initiative pass, destroying a lot of roleplay elements the GM set up. Kind of upset him. It was only like his third time GMing and he ended up learning....cinematic sequences in Shadowrun don't work. |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 941 Joined: 25-January 07 Member No.: 10,765 ![]() |
Wow... if I was the Gm in that case I'd have asked the players to do something like... I dunno, pull out all the red d6s from the table and count the. 19...18...17...16...
Kinda silly and on the spot, but then again, so is setting up explosives the moment you see that there is some giant critter you'll have to fight. |
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Shooting Target ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 ![]() |
If it works for you it works for you.
But... I hate obvious railroading. Sure sometimes players spring things on you that didn't plan for and might cause problems for the overall plot but there are more elegant ways of going about it than "The computer explodes". I have no idea why someone who's backup plan involves a large door and behemoth doesn't walk around his "room of doom" with a dedicated datajack for that very purpose, or... I don't know, a string tied to the "unhackable doors of doom" switch. But it happens... and cinematic experiences can happen in SR as a long as you've planned for the characters "breaking" your encounter from the get go. |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 811 Joined: 30-January 07 From: Portland, OR Member No.: 10,845 ![]() |
Creature wakes up and goes boom. We still have to fight it, but it starts with a serious injury and we kill it in one initiative pass, destroying a lot of roleplay elements the GM set up. Kind of upset him. It was only like his third time GMing and he ended up learning....cinematic sequences in Shadowrun don't work. No, cinematic sequences can't be planned for in Shadowrun. Example: I was playing in an SR4 game recently and we were hired to pick up a suit (and his briefcase) arriving at the Seattle Maglev station. We plan out for twenty minutes how to be discreet and yet keep the guy secured (he is voluntary). As the Maglev is about 5 minutes out, TOA suddenly becomes Delayed, smelling trouble we con the station managers to let know why. No need really cause a few seconds later, the explosion of the Maglev tracks and its derailing near Tacoma are all over the news. Oh SHIT! We sprint to the cars and are on our way. We get there only to find that LS is all over the place, the train is on fire, and Doc Wagon HTR is dropping in from Helicopters. Knowing our guy has a premium contract with DocWagon, and seeing our 25k/person slipping away quick, we do what we do best. Jump in! With a super lucky Infiltration role, me (the Ork sammy) and our Dwarf face quickly make our way to his car. Doc Wagon and the fire are only one car away on both sides. I put my cyberarm and Ork strength to good use and tear the door open. We quickly find our man, and a good Perception role from the dwarf spots his briefcase. We grab them both, and as we are at the door to the train we tore open, the door opposite it opens and Doc Wagon says "Freeze!" Well, I glance at the Dwarf, he glances at me, we both glance at the door, then back to DocWagon HRT, and out the door we go! The hacker pulls a mean hack on the Doc Wagon Helicopter (the GM was a bit new to the Matrix) and flies it into some Lone Star patrol cars firebombing any possible pursuit. Truly amazing scene, all driven by player action/reaction, and kept us on the edge of our seats for about an hour, and something we can always look back on with pride. And Larme, great use of cyber! Why walk down the stairs? Only chumps get ambushed. |
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 941 Joined: 25-January 07 Member No.: 10,765 ![]() |
And if the GM really wanted to ambush you inside, there was no need to push the perception check so early. That's one of those ultimate GM call senarios, the only time more or less mandated is just prior to the surprise check.
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Bushido Cowgirl ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 ![]() |
QUOTE (nathanross) The hacker pulls a mean hack on the Doc Wagon Helicopter (the GM was a bit new to the Matrix) and flies it into some Lone Star patrol cars firebombing any possible pursuit. Truly amazing scene, all driven by player action/reaction, and kept us on the edge of our seats for about an hour, and something we can always look back on with pride. ...and poor sweet little Violet. Once just a shy kid genius, who in that instant, turned matrix terrorist. ...If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny... --Yoda |
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Runner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,883 Joined: 16-December 06 Member No.: 10,386 ![]() |
I love making super athletes who can soak fall damage with relative ease. It's not hard at all to make a Samurai or Adept with at least 13 dice to resist falling damage along with cyberlimb hydraulics/freefall. They're a lot like internal air tanks; you rarely really get your money's worth unless you think fast and take into account your unique abilities when making plans, but when used properly they can save you a lot of hassle. Nothing ruins an unprepared security team's day quite like escaping from the highrise window or activating your airtank and setting off a breathtaker gas grenade at your feet.
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Moving Target ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 811 Joined: 30-January 07 From: Portland, OR Member No.: 10,845 ![]() |
I love making super athletes who can soak fall damage with relative ease. It's not hard at all to make a Samurai or Adept with at least 13 dice to resist falling damage along with cyberlimb hydraulics/freefall. They're a lot like internal air tanks; you rarely really get your money's worth unless you think fast and take into account your unique abilities when making plans, but when used properly they can save you a lot of hassle. Nothing ruins an unprepared security team's day quite like escaping from the highrise window or activating your airtank and setting off a breathtaker gas grenade at your feet. I have always loved the idea of what I could do with maxed Greatleap/Freefall, but have never had the PP to spare for it. It is hard enough affording my favorite power Traceless walk (to make my elves as Tolkien intended), which has always had more fluff value than pragmatic sense. Wall Running is also really cool if you have the points to spare. Recently thought of a Parkour adept with maxes Freefall, Great Leap, Wall Running, Traceless walk (just because I like it) and 1 level Attribute Boost (Agility, Strength). Truly fun. Not sure how useful he would be as a covert ops specialist, but certainly walls wouldn't be able to keep him out! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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Great Dragon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 6,640 Joined: 6-June 04 Member No.: 6,383 ![]() |
That's why when I GM I don't think in terms of set events besides for meeting with the johnson and debreifing with the johnson. The actual run I just see as a tactical or simulationistic exercises. I set the stage but have no specific expectations about what will happen. The ball is totally in the players' court.
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