 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Jul 21 2005, 05:59 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon...  Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698  |
Koalas are great! :rotfl:
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Jul 21 2005, 06:03 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
:vegm: My players are gonna hate me.... A large Bagger. :-) Or a HMHVV rabit! Bunnicula!!! Bring forth the holy hand grenade! |
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Jul 21 2005, 06:05 AM
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Dumpshock Widow aka Mrs Fisty Group: Members Posts: 2,443 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next to Him Member No.: 6,929 |
These are sooo going to be in my game. Now, if I could only find a way to get them on the Queen Mary.... *walks away mumbling to herself..*
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Jul 21 2005, 06:13 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
I just had to share this. This is a little clip of a trillian chat between my wife and I discussing the little drop bear buggers:
[00:05] alysha: I also posted on the Drop Bears thread too. :) [00:08] Benb: where? [00:09] alysha: in SR [00:09] Benb: found it [00:09] Benb: they can be dinner [00:09] alysha: hahah... shut up. [00:10] Benb: !? [00:10] alysha: nothing.. :) [00:10] Benb: !?!? [00:10] Benb: |sneaky [00:10] alysha: they're supposed to be a threat.. not a menu item. [00:10] Benb: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA |
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Jul 21 2005, 06:16 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
Beware the bunnicula! They will suck all the juice out of your vegetables while you sleep! Bwahahaha!
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Jul 21 2005, 06:22 AM
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Dumpshock Widow aka Mrs Fisty Group: Members Posts: 2,443 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next to Him Member No.: 6,929 |
Shhhh, Mortax, it's okay. Just sit down and everything will be allright.... *pats Mortax on the head*
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Jul 21 2005, 06:23 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
BUNYIPS! BUNYIPS EVERYWHERE! BUUUUUUNNYYIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPSSSS!!!!!!
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Jul 21 2005, 06:33 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
Hehehe. Sorry. There was a book series called Bunnicula when I was a kid and I thought it was funny. My players are gonna hate me. :-) |
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Jul 21 2005, 06:34 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
One of my old PCs that is retired now has one of those in his pond in his yard. :-) I use him as a major NPC now. Decaf? :grinbig: |
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Jul 21 2005, 06:44 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
coffee's the devil :evil: We stole a t-bird on our Australia run (boy was shipping it back fun). Named it the Bunyip because we were so dissapointed that we never saw one |
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Jul 21 2005, 06:46 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
LOL! that sounds like a fun story. :rotfl:
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Jul 21 2005, 06:52 AM
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Grand Nagus Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 4,108 Joined: 27-July 04 From: Almost Heaven Member No.: 6,518 |
I was trying to think of ideas for a run Im doing....
"Whats in the box, Mr. Johnson? Whats in the box!..." Anytime there is a crate, package, box, ect., runners want to open it. I wonder if I can attach springs where their legs should be... |
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Jul 21 2005, 06:54 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
for the short version:
Since T:AL is in shadowland forum form, our characters were able to read it o nthe way to our run. My character is really into paracritters, so the whole 'mysterios bunyip' thing really hooked him. So of course we ran into every OTHER damn critter in the out back EXCEPT drop bears and bunyips! So I got to wishful thinking or something , and pretty soon, every time something came up, I started to yell "Bunyip!" It probably would have been annoying if it we'd been in a different mood. But it just got funnier, like a good running gag. So we end up aboslutely destroying this middle-of-the-out back cult base ,mostly with a really big fire elemental, some judicious sniping, and taking control of the Steel Lynx's they had patrolling , killed a blood mage, and basically burned the place to the ground. Normally enough to make anyone cheer. But we were all glum because we were done and still hadn't seen any bunyips. But then we found our new t-bird (and the rigger trying to get to it, natch), hi jacked it, and christened it it the bunyip. And yes, that's the short version. |
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Jul 21 2005, 06:57 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
easiest way to deter this... make the boxes empty or full of pointless crap "flashlight, rubber ball, newspaper from 3 months ago, dog bone, hair net.. etc etc" It gets so annoying, they'll stop bothering. Or give them a few dollars in each box, like two bucks. |
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Jul 21 2005, 02:33 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Don't worry, Mortax. I read the series. It truly was both excellent, and grade A shadowrun material. My turnip shaman will have a reason to be afraid now... >) |
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Jul 21 2005, 02:48 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 586 Joined: 22-November 02 From: Gordonsville, Virginia, U.S.A. (or C.A.S.) Member No.: 3,630 |
DocMortand: Just curious--was that pun ("vampiric koala...suck.") intentional? :rotfl: EDIT: Should've read the whole post. Jrayjoker beat me to it....
--Foreigner This post has been edited by Foreigner: Jul 21 2005, 02:54 PM |
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Jul 21 2005, 03:40 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 384 Joined: 18-August 03 From: North VA Member No.: 5,519 |
Don't feel bad. Nobody's seen a bunyip. |
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Jul 21 2005, 05:45 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 637 Joined: 26-February 02 Member No.: 1,528 |
What about: Old newspaper - unused condoms - empty can of peaches - handgrenade without pin in that can - another can of peaches - They should get the hint :D |
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Jul 21 2005, 06:38 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
That's no ordinary rabbit! It's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on! |
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Jul 21 2005, 06:50 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
hehe...gotta love it. Now just imagine a toothless drop bear trying to gum you to death.... |
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Jul 21 2005, 08:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 384 Joined: 18-August 03 From: North VA Member No.: 5,519 |
Well, do remember that Drop Bear teeth may be quite in demand on the telesma market... |
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Jul 21 2005, 10:36 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 407 Joined: 9-February 05 From: Oklahoma City, OK, USA Member No.: 7,070 |
At least, and lived to tell the tale... :eek: |
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Jul 22 2005, 12:02 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Like dragon's sperm? :eek: scnr and it's late and i'm drunnk |
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Jul 22 2005, 01:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
hehe, nice to see someone got the second joke in there. :-) |
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Jul 22 2005, 03:21 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 470 Joined: 2-January 05 From: Quebec Member No.: 6,924 |
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' |
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