 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Nov 11 2005, 07:12 AM
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Uncle Fisty  Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928  |
Fortune's an IE, not a HighBulp. he can count to two. ;) I, on the other hand, am HIGHBULP! I can count all the way to TWO!
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Nov 11 2005, 08:09 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
As fistandantilus3.0 said, it is not I that is restricted in my counting ability. I am perfectly capable of counting the number of 2nd anniversaries we celebrated. ;) :D |
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Nov 11 2005, 08:57 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
BTW Doc, finishing up my ARcology run ATM, and of course a few of my players have read this thread, and so knew to expect drop bears. But I still wanted to include them.
But, as fortune (not Fortune, fortune) would have it, we got a new player. he started out with a 500BP char (4th edit) but little food or equipment, and on his own. He was looking around for equipment and food, and found his way into the zoo shop, and started grabbing those long rainbow swirl lollipops for food, and dumped them into a light blue kiddie backpack with a dropbear on it. He was so cute :oops: . Then he put some snaks, and snake style flashlight, and some zoo books on wolves and such into it, and snagged all the batteries. I was happy. :) |
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Nov 11 2005, 05:47 PM
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Dumpshock Widow aka Mrs Fisty Group: Members Posts: 2,443 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next to Him Member No.: 6,929 |
Ahem. I feel that I, as Fistandantilus 3.0's (honestly, could he have picked a harder name to spell? ergh) wife.. I must interject.
.... Hmm.. apparently, I have nothing to interject. .... Carry on citizens... nothing to see here. PS: Viva La Drop Bear Revolucion! |
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Nov 11 2005, 08:25 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Hehe. My group managed to get out of the Arc through the sewage outflow, so I'm swiftly taking them to Brainscan. I have threatened Drop Bears on them on many an occasion tho...and as soon as I deem them sufficiently desensitized to the threat I shall drop down upon them with the wrath of furry goodness! That would be drop bears, you sickos. .... *THUMP* AAGH! |
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Nov 13 2005, 10:22 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
No drop bears for my group. Unless you countn the teenage technomancer NPC with an obession about them.
My musical drop bears still need training they berzerk at the very mention of simon cowells name... dammmit I want that in his presecence only.... viva la revolution. |
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Nov 15 2005, 10:01 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
*idly baps his drop bear commandos from gnawing on the thread.*
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Nov 15 2005, 10:26 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 11-November 05 From: Tri-Cities, WA - USA Member No.: 7,947 |
Sweet... Jesus.... thread... too big... must... stop... reading
Suddenly an embelism pops in Eggs' head, he falls to the ground, and is promptly face humped by drop bears. |
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Nov 15 2005, 10:27 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
So he reached the first step on the path to true understanding.
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Nov 15 2005, 10:37 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Welcome to the dark side, Brother Eggs.
Let us know when you have raised the requisite Drop Bear squad and you shall be acknowledged as truly being one of us. |
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Nov 15 2005, 10:46 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 11-November 05 From: Tri-Cities, WA - USA Member No.: 7,947 |
Oddly enough, every time I go out to raise said squad, all I can find are these furry, teddy-bear looking things with glowing purple eyes and sharp teeth... Consequently, I'm bleeding quite heavily, and for some reason I've got this wicked craving for the flesh of dead babies...
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Nov 15 2005, 11:08 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Eucalyptus is your friend.
That and really good running shoes and a pointy reinforced hat. |
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Nov 15 2005, 11:45 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Dripped with human blood. |
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Nov 16 2005, 06:16 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Fortunately we have some of those left from world war I. I just knew they would be good for something. |
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Nov 16 2005, 06:49 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Eggs: keep drinking your joice, stay in the corner, hug your knees and rock. The sensation will pass in a few days.
Oracle: They're also handy for soup on an uneven table. Just poke the spike into the top of the table, adn eat away! No more messy soup spills for you! And the left over brain goo dried on the inside from the previous owner adds to the ambiance. |
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Nov 16 2005, 12:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
I think brain tissue is not an issue. But the remains of phosgen-gas sticking to the helmet...
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Nov 16 2005, 12:52 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
drop bears with gas... scary
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Nov 17 2005, 04:07 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 207 Joined: 3-November 05 From: KCMO Member No.: 7,922 |
Don't light that match!!!!!
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Nov 17 2005, 05:12 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 184 Joined: 22-September 05 Member No.: 7,770 |
I tell ya, smokin'll kill ya.
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Nov 17 2005, 10:22 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
I'd recommend ranitidine for that.
Drop bears with heartburn bad... |
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Nov 17 2005, 07:59 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 11 Joined: 17-November 05 Member No.: 7,976 |
I just read the whole thing...
I'm at a loss for words... I'll never forget those two words... Drop Bears........ |
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Nov 17 2005, 10:36 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Bah...when you've read the entire thread thru 13 times, then you'll be a true drop bear thread reader. Of course, you might have to do some blood sacrifices to survive... |
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Nov 18 2005, 12:03 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 11-November 05 From: Tri-Cities, WA - USA Member No.: 7,947 |
Sips his juice in the corner, hugging his legs and shivering in a puddle of urine.
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Nov 18 2005, 04:28 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Ah, a true believer. |
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Nov 18 2005, 04:29 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
I have never read this thread through in one sitting, but it is emblazoned on my heart like unto the Gospel. Why read more than once when the whole is your life?
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