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DocMortand
post Nov 18 2005, 11:38 PM
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QUOTE (Eggs)
Sips his juice in the corner, hugging his legs and shivering in a puddle of urine.

THAT'S the effect I'm looking for!

and Jrayjoker, why we made you Elder is beyond me if you cannot fathom reading the thread more than once! It is called worship, believe it or not.

*sniff* Amateurs.
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brohopcp
post Nov 19 2005, 12:24 AM
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Through reading comments and careful contemplation, I have learned my roll in the Drop Bear Revolution. I believe the phrase, "Cannon Fodder" applies best.
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Grinder
post Nov 19 2005, 12:26 AM
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"Devoted Follower" is a much better phrase for it ;)
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Fortune
post Nov 19 2005, 03:13 AM
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QUOTE (Grinder)
"Devoted Follower" is a much better phrase for it

I can think of a few choice phrases that are much more appropriate. ;) :D
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post Nov 19 2005, 09:52 AM
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Shakes uncontrollably
"Eu... Eu..."
Eggs' eyes grow wide, literally becoming larger. Their color begins to shift.
Green.
Blue.
Violet.

"Euca..."
Purple
Hair begins sprouting all over his body. His ears grow larger, rounder, cuter.

"EUCALYPTUS!"

Witness the birth of the were-koala with hmvv.
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Grinder
post Nov 19 2005, 11:48 AM
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Fine, fine. Now get a taste for eucalyptus dripped with metahuman blood and your transformation is finished.
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Grinder
post Nov 19 2005, 11:49 AM
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QUOTE (Fortune)
QUOTE (Grinder @ Nov 19 2005, 11:26 AM)
"Devoted Follower" is a much better phrase for it

I can think of a few choice phrases that are much more appropriate. ;) :D

Don't be shy, come along with some. :D
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post Nov 21 2005, 12:25 AM
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Drop Bears fired from Rocket/Grenade/Mortars!?!

Kinda reminds me of the Worms games with their sheep launchers and so worth ...

But wait. Maybe team17 is run by the Drop Bears and they want us screwed by those games that we will develope the weapons for real and that way spread them all over the world?
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Herald of Verjig...
post Nov 21 2005, 12:38 AM
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I have already encountered a concrete donkey in a stable "not falling from the sky" state. It just sits there and holds a few pots that are supposed to have flowers in them, but the pots are just full of dirt.

It's so completely unintimidating that it must be some part of the conspiracy.
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DocMortand
post Nov 21 2005, 08:54 AM
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QUOTE (Herald of Verjigorm)
I have already encountered a concrete donkey in a stable "not falling from the sky" state. It just sits there and holds a few pots that are supposed to have flowers in them, but the pots are just full of dirt.

It's so completely unintimidating that it must be some part of the conspiracy.

.....

*Turns the quote upside and shakes it to see if anything sensible falls out*

Hmm....

...............THUD!

Oh, that makes sense. Good drop bear....here's some eucalyptus for you....
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post Nov 21 2005, 09:46 AM
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QUOTE (Herald of Verjigorm)
I have already encountered a concrete donkey in a stable "not falling from the sky" state.  It just sits there and holds a few pots that are supposed to have flowers in them, but the pots are just full of dirt.

It's so completely unintimidating that it must be some part of the conspiracy.

I always loved the suicide bomber gramma. But my biggest fear comes from the invention of the super sheep. Cause even if you hide, it can fly and *boom* you. Impossible to defeat at my stage of eucalyptolution.
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post Nov 21 2005, 05:35 PM
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QUOTE (brohopcp)
eucalyptolution.

OMG! [twitch]
It's all becoming [twitch]
clear now! [twitch]
I [twitch]
finally [twitch]
understand![twitch]

[twitch]

[twitch]

[twitch]
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post Nov 21 2005, 07:40 PM
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QUOTE (DocMortand)
QUOTE (Eggs @ Nov 17 2005, 07:03 PM)
Sips his juice in the corner, hugging his legs and shivering in a puddle of urine.

THAT'S the effect I'm looking for!

and Jrayjoker, why we made you Elder is beyond me if you cannot fathom reading the thread more than once! It is called worship, believe it or not.

*sniff* Amateurs.

Hey, I just re-read the whole thing, and you know what? I am not an Elder. Noone has ever given me that title. I am, however, the Illustrious Leader.

So, yea me!
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DocMortand
post Nov 21 2005, 11:17 PM
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QUOTE (Jrayjoker)
QUOTE (DocMortand @ Nov 18 2005, 06:38 PM)
QUOTE (Eggs @ Nov 17 2005, 07:03 PM)
Sips his juice in the corner, hugging his legs and shivering in a puddle of urine.

THAT'S the effect I'm looking for!

and Jrayjoker, why we made you Elder is beyond me if you cannot fathom reading the thread more than once! It is called worship, believe it or not.

*sniff* Amateurs.

Hey, I just re-read the whole thing, and you know what? I am not an Elder. Noone has ever given me that title. I am, however, the Illustrious Leader.

So, yea me!

*blink* how did THAT happen?

I think you need to read it through again to make sure.
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post Nov 22 2005, 04:41 AM
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Done, as far as I can tell I am I.L. :beret:
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Grinder
post Nov 22 2005, 11:31 AM
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I really appreciate your honesty, Illustrious Leader. :)

Wonder if i ever got promotet to Elder, but i don't think so. So we gonna do this quickly. I can't command my German Albino Ninja Drop Bears properly without the title Elder.
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post Nov 22 2005, 01:15 PM
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Anyone with a member # in the single digits is likely an elder.
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post Nov 22 2005, 01:18 PM
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*smuggles a German Albino Advanced Forward Scout Commando Drop Bear in tisoz's luggage because that last comment sounded suspiciously like subversion*
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Jrayjoker
post Nov 22 2005, 02:00 PM
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If it hasn't been done, I hereby nominate Grinder for Elder status.
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post Nov 22 2005, 02:03 PM
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Oops, wrong thread...

This post has been edited by Jrayjoker: Nov 22 2005, 02:03 PM
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post Nov 22 2005, 07:10 PM
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Huh...I never got nominated for elder status...*sniff*

You hear grumbling in the background as Doc's Drop Bear Legion backs up their leader
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post Nov 22 2005, 07:12 PM
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Ooo... power plays for the leader status.

excellent... <brings hands together ominously like Mr. Burns...>

Time for me to play kingmaker with my inquisition units.
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post Nov 22 2005, 07:40 PM
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That is enough insubordination! You should suffer my wrath for such insolence. However, I am a benevolent leader, and will instead purchase your loyalty with Drop Beer and chinese takeout.
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post Nov 22 2005, 08:21 PM
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Only if you throw in some wings in the order and also make it a poker night.
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post Nov 22 2005, 11:50 PM
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But of course. I will even lose for the first hour. ;)`
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