 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Nov 26 2005, 10:36 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon...  Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698  |
Denmark, just send them to Denmark. It's no huge country. But tell your legions to avoid Copenhagen. I'll send in my German Albino Ninja Drop Bears from the south, via Hamburg & Flensburg. Death To False Drop Bear Masters! |
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Nov 26 2005, 10:58 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Alright! Support!
I'll go from the north, you go from the south, we'll take that country by storm! |
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Nov 26 2005, 11:44 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 184 Joined: 22-September 05 Member No.: 7,770 |
Where shall my orbital insertion be?
Don't worry, no parachute needed, my head's hard enough. :| |
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Nov 26 2005, 11:49 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Take care of Copenhagen, the capital - and a likely source of distraction for Drop Bear Armies.
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Nov 26 2005, 03:57 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
I shall send the musical drop bear cadre to copenhagen. I'm after that mermaid statue...
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Nov 27 2005, 02:30 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Imperial Japan Member No.: 6,483 |
You have been tricked! The Danish Drunken Drop Bear Legions arent your real threat. We usually start our attacks by showering our targets in Danish Brewage such as Carlsberg or Tuborg to Throw them out of their loop, then come swarming in. That combination of upmost disciplin and intoxication from natural products other than the blessed trees makes the Danish squadrons stand out and preserverable. We deal mostly in early warnings and intelligence ... until a suitable target for our wrath can be fun. Germany has served as a scapegoat for years, but even WE have to move upwards and onwards
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Nov 27 2005, 05:16 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
who is this guy?! He seems completely cracked! Poor kid.
Must've just read the thread all the way through for the first time. The first time is always painful, so they say... |
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Nov 28 2005, 12:09 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
I say we continue to invade denmark any way.
I consider it revenge for the whole vikings thing. |
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Nov 28 2005, 12:34 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Well, you actually didn't. :grinbig: My nomination to whatever was still pending because of the lack of an appropriate title... I sent my German Albino Advanced Forward Scout Commando Drop Bears to denmark. I disguised them with lederhosen as a group of bavarian tourists. I even trained them in Schuhplattling (a bavarian folk dance) for perfect deception. No one will see them coming. *g* |
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Nov 28 2005, 12:40 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Imperial Japan Member No.: 6,483 |
Like all Germans who enter Our Realms they too will fall into the Tourist Trap on our west coast to the North Sea ...
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Nov 28 2005, 02:17 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Oh, we gave you a title. It was soooooo powerful that we had to keep it a secret and kill the guy who thought it up in the first place, just to make sure he couldn't think up an even stronger one.
Don't ask me what it is, I can't tell you. It is too powerful. Powerful! |
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Nov 28 2005, 03:00 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
'Powerful', is that what we call it now? I remember that it was decided upon after many a cases of drop beer and after we had all sobered up from the experience decided the title we gave him was too... uh, yeah, sure, let's just say it's too powerful... :D
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Nov 28 2005, 04:03 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Every visions received while under the influence of the Holy Drop Beer is a sign which should be followed. So granting Oracle the title of *secret* is fine.
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Nov 28 2005, 07:15 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 586 Joined: 22-November 02 From: Gordonsville, Virginia, U.S.A. (or C.A.S.) Member No.: 3,630 |
Ophis:
I mean no disrespect (after all, I might be wrong), but weren't the Vikings--a/k/a "North men", a/k/a "Norsemen", a/k/a "Norse raiders", of Germanic ancestry rather than Danish? History class was quite a while ago for me, but that's what I seem to remember. P.S. : Everyone else--please excuse me for this brief off-topic excursion. :( --Foreigner |
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Nov 28 2005, 08:31 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Henceforth, Oracle shall be known as *secret* Oracle. |
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Nov 28 2005, 10:50 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Imperial Japan Member No.: 6,483 |
The group of Germanic heritage includes the Danish, Norweigean and Swedish people as well, though the Viking were limitted to the these three. The Germans had the Gotes (i think), just as the Irish had the Celts. |
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Nov 28 2005, 11:15 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 586 Joined: 22-November 02 From: Gordonsville, Virginia, U.S.A. (or C.A.S.) Member No.: 3,630 |
Ophis:
I stand corrected. :) I'd forgotten the definition of the term "Germanic", at least as it applies to PEOPLE. --Foreigner |
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Nov 29 2005, 12:04 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Actually my northern invasion of Denmark is going well - my Legion has eaten several northern cities (It's a secret) and we are proceeding southward steadily.
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Nov 29 2005, 01:00 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
My forces had been attracted by the vast green plains of southern denmark. Actually it's more a huge soccer field than a real country. So my troops took some days off and mad their own soccer tournament. No danish people were harmed so far.
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Nov 29 2005, 01:57 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
The upper midwest nordic immigrant drop bear lutefisk brigade is currently having a little difficulty with the visa documentation required for invading Denmark. Apparently there is some confusion about the Australia/Austria thing...Very sad.
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Nov 29 2005, 03:32 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 207 Joined: 3-November 05 From: KCMO Member No.: 7,922 |
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Nov 29 2005, 04:23 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Holy moley, I figured it out!! Why the Danes are the target of the anti-drop bear insurgency, I mean. Who else comes from Denmark? Vikings! And what do vikings wear on their heads? SPIKEY HELMETS!!!
Clearly they WANT us to invade and drop down! Call off the orbital bombardment! Delay the ambushes!! Beware the horned helmets and big beards, they're ready for us! |
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Nov 29 2005, 04:55 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
You are wise. We should send in the luggage for a horizontal bombardment.
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Nov 29 2005, 08:57 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Hmm...I agree. But where's Rincewind this time? He controls the luggage...and you REALLY don't want to get the luggage mad at you. |
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Nov 29 2005, 09:15 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Its okay, the whole spikey helmets thing is a myth, a great archeologist screw up. On woulds the Drop bears in proper 4:4 time.
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