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nezumi
post Nov 29 2005, 10:38 PM
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(Conspiratorial whisper) Notice how... 'eager' the newcomer Ophis seems to be. I believe he was also the one who suggested Denmark in the first place. How convenient now that he arrives we are dead set upon invading a land, a peninsula, few in trees, well set up for an ambush, too cold for eucalyptus, and full of people with pointy hats who spend too much time indoors. Might we have a traitor, dare I say, a Kage sympathizer in our midst? Trying to infiltrate our deepest sanctuaries and drive us against enemies he knows we should not fight? We should kill him in the night and rifle through his pockets for evidence.

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hyzmarca
post Nov 29 2005, 10:50 PM
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If that is true then we have no choice. We must hold off our invastion of Denmark and instead take Vietnam. It has trees and it is hot.
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Oracle
post Nov 30 2005, 06:29 AM
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*shivers* Do you remember what happened last time when we tried that... :(
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DocMortand
post Nov 30 2005, 09:31 AM
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Hmm....Since I'm already in Denmark it's a little hard to stop now. Besides we found a eucalyptus store up here.

...hmmmmm maybe it IS a trap.

*shrug* Well, we shall see. If bad things happen on my march south I shall be sure to report.
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Grinder
post Nov 30 2005, 09:33 AM
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My platoons are havong so much fun playing soccer at a vast soccer field it will be difficult to convince them to invade Vietnam.
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Grinder
post Nov 30 2005, 09:35 AM
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<conspiracy whisper> We should send Brother Oracle to investigate the background and motivations of Ophis. He did a really good job with the Zoo-case. </conspiracy whisper>

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brohopcp
post Nov 30 2005, 09:46 AM
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I'm not to sure where the target is now, but that's ok. My orbital insertion just target's Europe, and I hope I hit the enemy.

[conspirital whisper that's actually loud cause I suck at whispering] Everyone is the enemy, so I can't miss. [/conspirital whisper that's actually loud cause I suck at whispering]
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Ophis
post Nov 30 2005, 10:36 AM
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Looks around suspiciously.

Wonders why he is new despite being member #68.

[conspirtorial whisper] Nezumi is trying to undermine our efforts in Denmark. He has been co opted by our enemies. We should take him in for deprogramming [/conspiritorial whisper]

hey that sooo needs to be a proper command with its own font or something.
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hyzmarca
post Nov 30 2005, 10:49 AM
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I still say we should attack Vietnam just so we can call the enemy "Charlie." What silly name can you give to Danish soldiers. Certainly not something as brilliant as Charlie.
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Jrayjoker
post Nov 30 2005, 12:57 PM
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Jorgen?
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PiXeL01
post Nov 30 2005, 02:59 PM
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Niels or Gert would be a good one, Jûrgen is more like german than danish actually
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Ophis
post Nov 30 2005, 05:30 PM
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Lars?
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PiXeL01
post Nov 30 2005, 06:16 PM
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Svend too ... Helge also. Kinda moving into the Nordic name alley here
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hyzmarca
post Nov 30 2005, 06:20 PM
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QUOTE (PiXeL01)
Svend too ... Helge also. Kinda moving into the Nordic name alley here

It has to end with an E sound. Like Charlie for the North Veitnamese and Jerry for the Germans.
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Grinder
post Nov 30 2005, 07:25 PM
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QUOTE (hyzmarca)
What silly name can you give to Danish soldiers. Certainly not something as brilliant as Charlie.


Leif
Erik
Björn :D
Pölser (like the awful red sausage they're calling eatable)
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post Nov 30 2005, 09:49 PM
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QUOTE (Grinder)
QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Nov 30 2005, 11:49 AM)
What silly name can you give to Danish soldiers. Certainly not something as brilliant as Charlie.


Leif
Erik
Björn :D
Pölser (like the awful red sausage they're calling eatable)

Not that it's at all relevant, but there was a stupid kind of logic to how the Americans ended up calling them 'Charlie'.

They were fighting the Viet Cong...which got abbreviated to 'V.C.' ...which in the military alphabet is 'Victor-Charlie' ...which then got shortened to just 'Charlie'.
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Grinder
post Nov 30 2005, 09:53 PM
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Obviously i don't have much military knowledge ;)
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post Nov 30 2005, 10:50 PM
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So, if we apply the Victor-Charlie thing to Denmark Traitors, or D.T....what's T in the military jargon?
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stevebugge
post Nov 30 2005, 11:21 PM
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Delta Tango.

On a very random side note we used to have a guy who went by DT in our basketball league, he was a grade a goofball.
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brohopcp
post Nov 30 2005, 11:29 PM
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Let's Kill us some TANG then!!!!
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fistandantilus4....
post Dec 1 2005, 07:04 AM
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you can't kill TANG FOOL! TANG IS THE IMMORTAL ORANGE POWDER! nOT EVEN FRAGGLE OOMPA-LOOMPAS WOULD DARE TO ATTACK TANG! yOU LEAD US TO OUR DOOM! YOU ARE A PART OF THE KAGE-SPIRACY!

LET THE INQUISITION BEGIN!!!!
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PiXeL01
post Dec 1 2005, 07:52 AM
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Actually the danes themselves call their Soldiers "Jens" and "Jenser" for phural.

Tang? Sounds like puntang to me tbh
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post Dec 1 2005, 07:55 AM
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NO! TANG is this orange powder that was big in the eraly 90's that was mixed wit hwater to make a TANGY orange drink! (and tang sundwiches if you watched Married with Children. What you're thinking of is a good thing. TANG is the ultimate evil, distilled from the essence of evil it's self into a powdery drink-mix form. It's the explanation behind all things evil from the 90's, like parachute pants, and I believe directly responsible for the last episode of Sienfeld. Tang is a level of evil you just can't understand until you've tried it. You just wouldn't understand. :twirl:
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post Dec 1 2005, 09:55 AM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
you can't kill TANG FOOL! TANG IS THE IMMORTAL ORANGE POWDER! nOT EVEN FRAGGLE OOMPA-LOOMPAS WOULD DARE TO ATTACK TANG! yOU LEAD US TO OUR DOOM! YOU ARE A PART OF THE KAGE-SPIRACY!

LET THE INQUISITION BEGIN!!!!

*pats fist on the head a few times*

There, there. It's okay...just read the thread through again and your pain will just....slip away...
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DocMortand
post Dec 1 2005, 09:57 AM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
NO! TANG is this orange powder that was big in the eraly 90's that was mixed wit hwater to make a TANGY orange drink! (and tang sundwiches if you watched Married with Children. What you're thinking of is a good thing. TANG is the ultimate evil, distilled from the essence of evil it's self into a powdery drink-mix form. It's the explanation behind all things evil from the 90's, like parachute pants, and I believe directly responsible for the last episode of Sienfeld. Tang is a level of evil you just can't understand until you've tried it. You just wouldn't understand. :twirl:

eh, it was okay...since I always loved everything orange when I was a kid I tried it and it didn't appeal. *shrug* Wasn't bad, but wasn't great. Orange Crush, in glass bottles, on the other hand...

I wonder if there is a Kool-Aid Drop Beer version?
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