 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Dec 2 2005, 11:18 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611  |
Confused again.
Do I send the Holy Wrath of the Drop Bear Clerics against this Danish threat, or send them for there for soccer training? The Holy Drop Bear Temple of Orktown awaits orders from Jray… |
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Dec 2 2005, 11:37 PM
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#1177
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Against the Danish Heretic Legions!
If our Drop Bear Clerics are getting any soccer training also, it'll be fine. |
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Dec 3 2005, 12:02 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Imperial Japan Member No.: 6,483 |
The Legions of Kage got you all confused! There are no Heretics to the Course in Denmark .. well there is, but they are all used for Drop Practise. Turn your Wrath on the Nederlands or even France! Where do you think the Danish Legions get their training?
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Dec 3 2005, 04:56 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Brethren! I shall have to inform everyone that at Yankee candle co. (likely there's one at a local mall for y'all), they sell Eucalyptus scented candles. I kid you not. I was at the mall today for some christmas shopping. when I saw that, I was inspired and almost bursted out laughing in hideous maniacal laughter. That is the public service announcement of the evening. Thank you.
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Dec 3 2005, 05:54 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
sorry, it's all a blur from before the three year drinking binge of 18-21. Anything before that is just guess work. THank God I got married, otherwise who knows what I'd remember (or not... remember that is.... what was I talking about?!) |
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Dec 3 2005, 10:30 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Proof your loyality and dedication, Brother PiXeL01! We, the Elders, are never confused - everything we'r doing follows a bigger scheme. Or at least the visions we receive with the help of the Holy Drop Beer. |
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Dec 3 2005, 03:06 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Elder PWS, Have a danish, then play soccer. It'll confuse them. That is all. |
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Dec 3 2005, 10:10 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Done and Done. Any further orders? |
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Dec 3 2005, 10:34 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Drink Drop Beer. Have fun.
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Dec 4 2005, 08:17 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
oppose Tang. On Principal. Go watch Boondock Saints. That is an order, not a suggestion. Pretty much for anyone really. If you've never seen it... go see it. If you have ... see it again. And follow the rule of thumb. :D
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Dec 4 2005, 11:32 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Imperial Japan Member No.: 6,483 |
Always bring rope?
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Dec 4 2005, 11:37 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
You got it
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Dec 6 2005, 01:05 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Well I have finished infiltrating Denmark and conquering where it suits me.
Impressions: If there is a traitor here, then they're deep in a bolthole somewhere. Danish women are niiiice. For some reason, my Drop Bear Legions like to eat soccer balls. So soccer was not a successful venture. Danishes are also niiiiice. Drop Beer is universal. *shrug* On to Sweden! |
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Dec 6 2005, 11:35 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Let's head over to Finnland first - their language is much more fun :)
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Dec 6 2005, 04:09 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
The danishes are tasty and the his Holiness the Drop Bear Bishop is a big fan of soccer now. He’s implemented a policy where the winning team gets to eat the ball. Fabulous times in Denmark.
The Yankee Candle Co. is an evil scourge. They tempt with eucalyptus then sell pine, maple, and even the dreaded vanilla. For this reason I have decided to split my forces in half. Company #1 will drop on Finland to secure the sacred Sako factories. Company #2 will slaughter everyone at the Yankee Candle Co. and steal their precious eucalyptus candle recipes. No more vanilla shall come from the vile waxworks known as the Yankee Candle Co. |
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Dec 6 2005, 04:15 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
But keep the Eucalyptus scented candle recipes in full production!
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Dec 6 2005, 10:08 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
I second that. The eucalyptus candles are burning 24/7 over here - keeps the troops happy while waiting for assignments. And actually I think my Drop Bear Legions will next assimilate Iceland. The hot springs over there are supposed to be famous or something. |
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Dec 6 2005, 10:11 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
*chuckle* Evil thought - one of my players has a farmhouse/compound in the middle of a forested region. I wonder if I could infest it with drop bears without her noticing...
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Dec 6 2005, 11:25 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 586 Joined: 22-November 02 From: Gordonsville, Virginia, U.S.A. (or C.A.S.) Member No.: 3,630 |
PlainWhiteSocks: Did you know that SAKO is the only armaments manufacturer in the world (at least, as far as I know) that is owned by The International Red Cross? Near the close of World War II, when the U.S.S.R. was gobbling up so much territory in Eastern Europe, SAKO's owners persuaded the Finnish IRC to purchase a controlling interest in their company. The theory was that the IRC's neutrality would prevent the Soviet Union from taking the company. --Foreigner |
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Dec 7 2005, 06:34 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
So what? We are not the Soviet Union. *giggle*
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Dec 7 2005, 09:47 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
My German Soccer Drop Bears will stay in Denmark to make sure that the word of the Drop Bear Faith continues to be spread among the danish people. And as a safety force for his Drop Bear Bishop. But that's only a small amount of my force. The rest will head over to Finnland, via the Ostsee. Aquatic German Albino Ninja Drop Bears! 8) |
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Dec 7 2005, 10:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Imperial Japan Member No.: 6,483 |
Denmark was the nation who produced the most land-mines in the world until the mid-90s. Do tell me if your soccer crazed Drop Bears find any on the soccer field. (I have no idea who placed them there)
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Dec 7 2005, 11:06 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
My drop bear swing combo will stay in Denmark as dragging mermaid statues is slowing them down.
As I get payed this week drop bear plushie phase two shall be enacted soon... I vote we go for which ever part of scandanavia Ikea is from, I won't lots of cheap good quality easy to put together furniture with odd names. |
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Dec 7 2005, 04:17 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Imperial Japan Member No.: 6,483 |
That would be Sweden ...
ANyone know who if any bought up Ikea in 2050+? |
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Dec 7 2005, 09:33 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Imperial Japan Member No.: 6,483 |
I think someone is tried to do the same thing with chickens as we have been doing with Drop Bears
Evidence #1 - http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=52 |
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