 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Dec 7 2005, 09:40 PM
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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675  |
I know for a fact that my old D&D GM used to drop cows on us if we mentioned allignments. He made us roll for it, too.
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Dec 8 2005, 02:49 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 15-July 04 From: Imperial Japan Member No.: 6,483 |
oh, D&D? isnt it where a Cyclops rock do 410 points of damage? Dont wanna get hit by one of those.
Then again a Drop Bear probably does a whole lot more, but it probably needs more time for it. Initial drop = some damage. Blood Crazed Frenzy = A huge load of damage over a short periode of time |
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Dec 8 2005, 04:05 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
In SR a cyclops' rock would have the N classification in its damage code (Naval, for punching through hulls).
A well executed Drop Bear attack is a sight to behold, though. |
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Dec 8 2005, 05:01 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
The eucalyptus candle factories are secured. New shipments of Drop Bear friendly blood laced eucalyptus candles should be arriving shortly.
The Finnish expedition is going well, but has stopped at the Aalto Centre in Seinäjoki to make some new converts, and spread drop beer to the poor uninformed Finns. |
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Dec 8 2005, 07:14 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Currently we're infiltrating Helsinki, the only noteable Anti Drop Bear-Stronghold in Finnland. We will need some days to bring all Aquatic Albinon German Ninja Drop Bears to Helsinki and find a decent amount of high trees, but then we'll be ready for attack.
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Dec 8 2005, 07:50 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Yeah, I did that once. It was year ago. Took a bunch of geneticly engineered super chickens and had them raid a KFC. Chickens ate kentucky fired people that day. Chickens aren't nearly as fun as drop bears. |
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Dec 9 2005, 07:28 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Nothing can stand the fun level of a platoon Drop Bears. |
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Dec 11 2005, 04:12 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
*inserts an "of" in there somewhere.* By the way, Iceland is now completely pacified. So the famous icelandic hot springs are now available...oh and we got that Bobby Fischer guy. |
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Dec 11 2005, 09:55 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Bah, i'm always have problems with "of".
My platoons are still looking for famous finnish women to kidnap, but with no success so far. They caught Tarja (ex-Nightwish), but after she had been exposed to sunlight, half of my Drop Bears ran away. She's nothing without a thick layer of make-up. |
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Dec 13 2005, 03:35 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
I'll be with you all in a few days, my drop bear swing combo has finally finished dragging the mermaid onto the truck.
Elders where net should I deploy my deadly combination of jazz and pop? |
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Dec 15 2005, 12:24 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
Jazz and pop? How about jazz and drop, bite, claw, infect, maim, and rend with uncorruptable odium? :D Hmmmmmm…. I hope our troops are not getting soft. Would hate to see more summary incinerations. :| |
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Dec 15 2005, 01:13 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Just because my inquisition squads have penchant for flamethrowers doesn't mean you should hate it. Oh no, you should view as a culling of the weak, those who can't conform to Drop Bear standards. We're making the troops stronger by culling the weak, especially the weak willed. It is much more of a shame to the drop bears of those who physically meet the standards but give in to temptations of the weak... ;) |
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Dec 15 2005, 06:34 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
*tosses a eucalyptus mint past PTHBTTTT and runs away*
scarrrryyyyyyyy |
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Dec 15 2005, 06:49 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Grinder, do you have any use for that Tarja woman? If not, could you please deliver her to me? I'm planning some research in the area of accoustic weapons. And I don't think anyone will miss her. ^^
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Dec 15 2005, 06:52 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
What ARE you talking about? I certainly don't plan on missing her with my Barrett!
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Dec 15 2005, 07:04 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
I am talking about her...winning personality. o_O
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Dec 15 2005, 07:05 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Yup, she's won me over. I must gift her with this next bullet...
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Dec 15 2005, 07:10 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Hmm, you seem to like gifting people with bullets and you are from Dallas, Texas...where have you been on the 22nd of November 1963?
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Dec 15 2005, 12:10 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
The biting and clawing and rending and tearing and savaging, goes with out saying and comes naturally to my boys, we tell the record company it's "dancing", at least until the exec gets in reach/under the tree for a "better look".
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Dec 15 2005, 12:50 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
I'll send a squad of special trained Silencer Drop Bears to you, delivering her. I'm glad to get rid of her - she won't stop yelling and screaming, driving my Drop Bears crazy sooner or later. |
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Dec 15 2005, 01:02 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
How did you find out about that? That is top secret Drop Bear Commando Black Ops material! *snaps his fingers and a legion of drop bears materializes behind him* Eliminate the traitor! |
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Dec 15 2005, 01:04 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
They're called muzzles. Quite effective, really. I got Britney Spears around here somewheres chained up with a ball gag - that seems to work as well. |
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Dec 15 2005, 01:32 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
*looks a bit irritated, then points a finger at his sig*
Brother. In my position I have to know. Trust me. |
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Dec 15 2005, 01:38 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Knowledge sometimes confuses even the righteous.
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Dec 15 2005, 01:39 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
I'll try that with te next awful female singer my Drop Bear legions find. |
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