 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Dec 15 2005, 01:53 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624  |
I guard myself with the mighty shield of absolute ignorance.
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Dec 15 2005, 04:29 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
When any of our number falls whether to our enemy or the flames of the inquisition I feel we have failed our legions in some way. Did they not get enough Drop training? Were the words of the Holy Drop texts not planted firmly enough into their souls? Did we not supply enough Drop Beer or eucalyptus candles? It is for this reason I do not wish to see the flames of purification turned on our troops. However, culling of the weak must be a top priority. Our enemies are strong and numerous. Always searching for a weakness in our ranks to exploit. Finding poisonous thoughts that live in the minds of our troops, and never ceasing in their efforts to eradicate the Drop Bear. We must stand vigilant against these attacks and cull our numbers where necessary. The cleansing fires of your flamethrowers must burn as a bright example to those of our number who stray, even the tiniest amount, from the path of Drop Righteousness. 8) |
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Dec 16 2005, 06:42 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Well said Elder. Well said. Let the inquisition continue. For our hope. For our future. For our drop-ings. err...... carry on.
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Dec 16 2005, 01:16 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 626 Joined: 1-March 04 Member No.: 6,112 |
Fifty pages. Is this a Dumpshock record?
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Dec 16 2005, 01:27 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Think of it more as an Epic
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Dec 16 2005, 04:28 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
It's not a record... yet.
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Dec 17 2005, 09:18 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
I don't know about a record for # of pages; but for absurdity and enjoyment, as well as making my head hurt from time to time this one rankes up there. :-)
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Dec 17 2005, 11:39 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 184 Joined: 22-September 05 Member No.: 7,770 |
Tell me if I'm wrong, but did we actually make it 50 pages before the first feces joke? |
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Dec 17 2005, 12:44 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
It's a dedication. A faith. A holy mission. But a record? Well, yes. But that's never been the primary goal. :D |
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Dec 19 2005, 06:36 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
It's only a record in the shadowrun and shadowrun 4 forums. Some IC threads have been longer.
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Dec 19 2005, 04:14 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
I think it was more of a feces pun. Not sure if that counts. |
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Dec 20 2005, 03:20 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Yeah, we've discussed most everything else - I think the dikoted ally spirit has been used somewhere in here.
*straightens in pride and salutes* |
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Dec 20 2005, 06:30 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
The what? I just realised that I am still new to this board.
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Dec 20 2005, 06:11 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
The dikoted ally spirits that some characters have contemplated having sex with. Didn't you get the memo?
well... neither did I and I'm thankful for that. |
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Dec 20 2005, 06:58 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Yeah, it's one of the inevitable gags you see in pretty much every long thread (and some smaller ones).
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Dec 20 2005, 08:40 PM
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Free Spirit Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,950 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Bloomington, IN UCAS Member No.: 1,920 |
Brought to you by the Proud Keeper of the Numbers for the Drop Bear Thread because PiXeL01's sig was irritating me:
Member #, Member Name, Posts 1 Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate 34 2 Bigity 1 3 Jrayjoker 132 4 Nikoli 39 5 DocMortand 86 6 Grinder 193 7 Angelone 23 8 Ancient History 1 9 SpasticTeapot 5 10 Doctor Funkenstein 2 11 SkeevePlowse 1 12 Plan B 18 13 Enigma 1 14 Reaver 1 15 littlesean 2 16 Req 3 17 Krazy 3 18 Kiedo 1 19 fistandantilus 3.0 171 20 mmu1 2 21 Mortax 14 22 BookWyrm 10 23 Shrapnel 3 24 Eyeless Blond 1 25 Supercilious 1 26 Aku 9 27 nezumi 39 28 Kagetenshi 11 29 PBTHHHHT 53 30 Edward 1 31 Bastard 3 32 Foreigner 25 33 Birdy 2 34 Thomas 1 35 Trax 6 36 hyzmarca 62 37 Kremlin KOA 1 38 lorthazar 2 39 ShadowDragon8685 2 40 wagnern 1 41 Panzergeist 1 42 bclements 1 43 Canis 7 44 bit buckethead 1 45 Hoondatha 2 46 Da9iel 1 47 Club 1 48 Sabosect 1 49 Tal 2 50 Heimdall 1 51 TokenFemme 1 52 psykotisk overlegen 3 53 Toshiaki 4 54 Oracle 81 55 Sketchy 8 56 evil1i 2 57 Drop Bear Prime 3 58 TheMoto42 1 59 Apathy 2 60 Austere Emancipator 1 61 JongWK 1 62 Ryu 6 63 Shadow Prophet 2 64 PlainWhiteSocks 26 65 martingothard 1 66 toturi 1 67 Fortune 26 68 Ophis 24 69 brohopcp 12 70 blakkie 7 71 maneius 1 72 Herald of Verjigorm 2 73 Lindt 1 74 tisoz 5 75 Aardvark892 1 76 Valentinew 8 77 Sicarius 1 78 Siege 2 79 Eggs 4 80 Jaxz 1 81 PiXeL01 16 82 Miyu 1 83 stevebugge 1 84 Toptomcat 1 And alphabetically: 75 Aardvark892, 26 Aku, 8 Ancient History, 7 Angelone, 59 Apathy, 60 Austere Emancipator, 31 Bastard, 42 bclements, 2 Bigity, 33 Birdy, 44 bit buckethead, 70 blakkie, 22 BookWyrm, 69 brohopcp, 43 Canis, 47 Club, 46 Da9iel, 5 DocMortand, 10 Doctor Funkenstein, 57 Drop Bear Prime, 30 Edward, 79 Eggs, 13 Enigma, 56 evil1i, 24 Eyeless Blond, 19 fistandantilus 3.0, 32 Foreigner, 67 Fortune, 6 Grinder, 1 Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate, 50 Heimdall, 72 Herald of Verjigorm, 45 Hoondatha, 36 hyzmarca, 80 Jaxz, 61 JongWK, 3 Jrayjoker, 28 Kagetenshi, 18 Kiedo, 17 Krazy, 37 Kremlin KOA, 73 Lindt, 15 littlesean, 38 lorthazar, 71 maneius, 65 martingothard, 82 Miyu, 21 Mortax, 20 mmu1, 27 nezumi, 4 Nikoli, 68 Ophis, 54 Oracle, 41 Panzergeist, 29 PBTHHHHT, 81 PiXeL01, 64 PlainWhiteSocks, 12 Plan B, 52 psykotisk overlegen, 14 Reaver, 16 Req, 62 Ryu, 48 Sabosect, 39 ShadowDragon8685, 63 Shadow Prophet, 23 Shrapnel, 77 Sicarius, 78 Siege, 11 SkeevePlowse, 55 Sketchy, 9 SpasticTeapot, 83 stevebugge, 25 Supercilious, 49 Tal, 58 TheMoto42, 34 Thomas, 74 tisoz, 51 TokenFemme, 84 Toptomcat, 53 Toshiaki, 66 toturi, 35 Trax, 76 Valentinew, 40 wagnern |
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Dec 20 2005, 10:04 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Yeah, who else? He's still under observation by the Drop Bear Inquisition Special Commando. They already dealt with the heretic Kagatenshi, so be warned. |
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Dec 20 2005, 10:59 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Oh? What's this, am I misinterpreting your statement Grinder, but it seems that you are usurping some of my inquisitorial powers. That is... troubling. You are now under observation too.
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Dec 20 2005, 11:17 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,168 Joined: 15-April 05 From: Helsinki, Finland Member No.: 7,337 |
famous finnish women...
luckily i'm only known by about 30% of the finnish metal scene as a dj. i don't count yet. |
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Dec 20 2005, 11:40 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Famous if relative. Plus, you're a dj and for metal, all the better, we can have ye produce music for our Drop Bear troops to listen before an assault to get them in a frenzy. |
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Dec 21 2005, 12:02 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,168 Joined: 15-April 05 From: Helsinki, Finland Member No.: 7,337 |
Do the Drop Bears like finnish heavy metal? We have a lot of it. Nightwish is a bit mellow for Drop Bear attacks but it could set the stage. Drop Bears might like causing havoc to some Ensiferum or Turmion Kätilöt however.
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Dec 21 2005, 12:13 AM
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Running, running, running Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,220 Joined: 18-October 04 From: North Carolina Member No.: 6,769 |
I, as member number 26, would like to make a motion to consolidate the top 25, 1 posters, aside from "special members" (like AH), to thin out the imposters.
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Dec 21 2005, 02:59 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,089 Joined: 4-October 05 Member No.: 7,813 |
my brain hurts.
i think it just took me like 3 hours to read this thing. |
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Dec 21 2005, 03:33 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Yay! Welcome acolyte Jaid!
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Dec 21 2005, 04:38 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 207 Joined: 3-November 05 From: KCMO Member No.: 7,922 |
The bleeding will stop soon.
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