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post Dec 21 2005, 07:08 AM
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.. all too soon

try reading the thread through twice. that'll keep that blood good and flowing.

Grinder: Pulling ahead there. I salute you. Is it wrong that between the two of us, we probably have more posts than everyone else ? Although JJ is pretty close! here's a cookie JJ ! Catch! Still waiting on that chinese BTW. Getting really hungry. Been gnawing on my leg for the last month now. looks funny when i walk 'cause I only work on the right leg. My wife only chews her left. It's good for our relationship though, 'cause when we walk together,m we can lean on each other, and no one really notices. ;)
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post Dec 21 2005, 07:08 AM
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SCORE! 51! :eek:
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post Dec 21 2005, 07:23 AM
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*pats fist on the head sadly*

The internal bleeding should stop soon.
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post Dec 21 2005, 08:11 AM
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I bleed so that I know I'm alive.

And don't call me 'Fist'. Makes me sound like some sort of sexual deviant.
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post Dec 21 2005, 12:08 PM
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Well the craziest thing i have killed ...i mean wounded a PC with a Kid who took a flame thrower from a dead ganger.
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post Dec 21 2005, 12:46 PM
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you wounded a PC with a Kid!? What'd you do, swing him by his little legs and whack the guy with 'em or something? That's just wrong man.
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post Dec 21 2005, 01:32 PM
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Oh? What's this, am I misinterpreting your statement Grinder, but it seems that you are usurping some of my inquisitorial powers. That is... troubling. You are now under observation too.

I'm a non-native english speaker, so my posts may be irritating sometimes. But be sure, that i'm no heretic - the only suspected heretic is PiXeL01.
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post Dec 21 2005, 01:33 PM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
Grinder: Pulling ahead there. I salute you. Is it wrong that between the two of us, we probably have more posts than everyone else ? Although JJ is pretty close!

Seems as if we are the prophetic gifted.
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post Dec 21 2005, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
you wounded a PC with a Kid!? What'd you do, swing him by his little legs and whack the guy with 'em or something? That's just wrong man.

No the flame thrower got him dumb ass but meta human bodies have injured a few though.
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post Dec 21 2005, 02:30 PM
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QUOTE (Mr.Platinum)
QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0 @ Dec 21 2005, 12:46 PM)
you wounded a PC with a Kid!? What'd you do, swing him by his little legs and whack the guy with 'em or something? That's just wrong man.

No the flame thrower got him dumb ass but meta human bodies have injured a few though.

RED Foreman forever.
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post Dec 21 2005, 02:48 PM
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How did you know I was training a small squad of Drop Bears by watching "That 70's Show" 24/7? You should see the attack called "Foot up your ass!" :rotfl:
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post Dec 21 2005, 05:28 PM
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PiXeL01 should be put to the test. The only question remains is whether or not floating or sinking indicates heretic status. I suggest a squad of Holy Drop Bear Thor Shot Commandos be on the alert while the test is administered just in case.
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post Dec 21 2005, 05:53 PM
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Need not worry about the test results, it is interpreted as per the holy Drop Bear scriptures that was written long ago by the First Drop Bear on the sacred Eucalyptus books. Sing praise to the Scripture and smell the pages!
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post Dec 21 2005, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
Grinder: Pulling ahead there. I salute you. Is it wrong that between the two of us, we probably have more posts than everyone else ? Although JJ is pretty close! here's a cookie JJ !

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post Dec 21 2005, 11:26 PM
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QUOTE (PlainWhiteSocks)
PiXeL01 should be put to the test. The only question remains is whether or not floating or sinking indicates heretic status. I suggest a squad of Holy Drop Bear Thor Shot Commandos be on the alert while the test is administered just in case.

Nonsense! Weigh him vs a duck - that will tell if he's a witch or not!
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post Dec 22 2005, 12:38 AM
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QUOTE (DocMortand)
QUOTE (PlainWhiteSocks @ Dec 21 2005, 12:28 PM)
PiXeL01 should be put to the test. The only question remains is whether or not floating or sinking indicates heretic status.  I suggest a squad of Holy Drop Bear Thor Shot Commandos be on the alert while the test is administered just in case.

Nonsense! Weigh him vs a duck - that will tell if he's a witch or not!

Won't that just tell if he is a duck or not?
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post Dec 22 2005, 12:42 AM
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QUOTE (DocMortand)
Nonsense! Weigh him vs a duck - that will tell if he's a witch or not!
well, sure... but where are you gonna get a duck, and scales that large?

hmmm... maybe if you go to a park, you could use one of those things (i've heard/used different names... teeter-totter, see-saw, whatever... )

hmmm... and perhaps it would be more appropriate to compare his weight to that of a drop bear, all things considered?
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post Dec 22 2005, 01:10 AM
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What is this Maddness??/

Oh well i guess we need the HUmor Here.



I will Gladly join the Drop Beer/bear Megalomania cult.
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post Dec 22 2005, 05:13 AM
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QUOTE (tisoz)
QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0 @ Dec 21 2005, 01:08 AM)
Grinder: Pulling ahead there. I salute you.  Is it wrong that between the two of us, we probably have more posts than everyone else ? Although JJ is pretty close! here's a cookie JJ !

Grinder + fistandantilus3.0 posts < 300.
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Don't try and confuse me with your "facts" heretic
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post Dec 22 2005, 12:51 PM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
QUOTE (tisoz @ Dec 21 2005, 05:45 PM)
QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0 @ Dec 21 2005, 01:08 AM)
Grinder: Pulling ahead there. I salute you.  Is it wrong that between the two of us, we probably have more posts than everyone else ? Although JJ is pretty close! here's a cookie JJ !

Grinder + fistandantilus3.0 posts < 300.
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Don't try and confuse me with your "facts" heretic

You have found me out.

Perhaps it was that I declined proudly displaying my Drop Bear thread member number?

No one ever said you needed mathematical ability to lead drop bear/beer legions, certainly not I.
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post Dec 22 2005, 04:05 PM
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QUOTE (tisoz)
QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0 @ Dec 21 2005, 11:13 PM)
QUOTE (tisoz @ Dec 21 2005, 05:45 PM)
QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0 @ Dec 21 2005, 01:08 AM)
Grinder: Pulling ahead there. I salute you.  Is it wrong that between the two of us, we probably have more posts than everyone else ? Although JJ is pretty close! here's a cookie JJ !

Grinder + fistandantilus3.0 posts < 300.
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Don't try and confuse me with your "facts" heretic

You have found me out.

Perhaps it was that I declined proudly displaying my Drop Bear thread member number?

No one ever said you needed mathematical ability to lead drop bear/beer legions, certainly not I.

Wait is tisoz a heretic or simply a duck in disguise that doesn't know how to count? I say we send the Holy Drop Bear Inquisition to remove his mask and see if he has feathers, fur, or purple Drop Beer. Nothing good can come from purple Drop Beer.
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post Dec 22 2005, 06:11 PM
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I agree with you brother.

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post Dec 23 2005, 05:30 AM
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Most likely he's a fraggle-oompa loompa in disguise. Those DIEFOCers are back again. Why doesn't anyone else see it!
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post Dec 23 2005, 02:11 PM
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Be cautious my brothers, he is probably a shaman of the Great Trasheap. They are known for their consuming need for information in the form of junky tidbits of knowledge, from which could be extrapolated the full scope of our great works.
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post Dec 23 2005, 07:18 PM
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Be cautious my brothers, he is probably a shaman of the Great Trasheap. They are known for their consuming need for information in the form of junky tidbits of knowledge, from which could be extrapolated the full scope of our great works.

So wait, does he have a power foci of a trash bin and Grouch as an ally spirit then?

If so, we need to sic some drop bears legions on his happy butt, damn the torpedos, FULL SPEED AHEAD!

....uh oh. I think I'm losing coherency. Must read thread through for 15th time...
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