 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Dec 30 2005, 08:52 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon...  Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698  |
Try to find all the other threads where Drop Bears appeared ;) |
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Dec 30 2005, 08:54 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
We enlighten the people in foreign countries, not killing them. But some poor heathens there are just not strong enough to convert to the Holy Drop Bear... let's pray that their poor souls will enter paradise despite their lack of faith.
To serve the Drop Bear Warriors :D This post has been edited by Grinder: Dec 30 2005, 08:54 AM |
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Dec 30 2005, 12:10 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Yeah enlightening thats whats we're doing...
wipes red stain off hand, yep lots of people enlightened. |
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Dec 30 2005, 12:25 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 216 Joined: 6-August 03 From: Polish Ghetto Member No.: 5,342 |
[Run, mattness, run... Arghh...] We Are the
Have no fear. I is here.
As PlainWhiteSocks, I pass initiation - read whole threat, despiting some horrors blasphemy... HAIL TO DBC!!! I proudly announce, that polish Drop Bears sections is ready to follow. We need supplies - small botanical gardens, not enough fresh food (We have the blood. But our Legions are fed with eucalypti candies...) Few comments and ideas: ... Does anybody mentioned, that Drop Bear Conspiracy use jet packs? ... I found serious threat for Drop Bears - Those ##%@% hamsters are plottting to break DB World Supremacy.
:grinbig:
Maybe Oracle should be chief of our DBS R&D section?
Fortune - You forgot about one thing - As Holy book - NAGAuL TM (Neo Anarchist Guide To Aussie Lands TM) says you must spray yourself with human (homo sapiens spapiens) urine :P ;)
No way. I'm just warming up. |
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Dec 30 2005, 02:31 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
:dead: :dead: :dead: |
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Dec 30 2005, 03:23 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
We should place a bounty on Mr. Platinums head.
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Dec 30 2005, 03:29 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Welcome Brother mattness pl. I don't like the fact that you trained Drop Bear Legions in Poland without our knowledge, but a Holy Crusade on behalf of our cause will free you of this mistake. I don't think that Oracle would be good in R&D. He's a fine special investigator but we have other Brothers who are much more capable of R&D. |
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Dec 30 2005, 04:06 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Due to the celular nature of our conspiracy, having a fully trained platoon blast onto the scene is to be expected from time to time. Welcome mattness pl.
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Dec 30 2005, 06:45 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
My rates are very cheap, I haven't feed in some time. |
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Dec 30 2005, 07:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 586 Joined: 22-November 02 From: Gordonsville, Virginia, U.S.A. (or C.A.S.) Member No.: 3,630 |
(Edited by Yours Truly) Grinder: I'll take the contract. ;) However, you should know that I was reared in a strict Southern Baptist household, and that I place a VERY high value on (Meta)human life: :nuyen: 25,000, minimum, non-negotiable. :P --Foreigner |
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Dec 30 2005, 08:04 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Do you accept payment in Drop Beer?
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Dec 31 2005, 06:07 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Foreigner: Were you trained in Anhk-Morpork by any chance? I hear that the assasins there hold human life in very high value, hence why they charge so much to take it away.
I say we allow Brother Foreigner and Brother Mortax both the oppurtunity to hunt dow the heretic/heathen Mr Platinum ('cause really, name calling just ain't nice, and is punishible by death, didn't ya know). The first one to come back with some vital (or embarrasing) body part will be raised to the rank of Zealot. Brother mattness pl: welcome to the fold. |
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Dec 31 2005, 03:25 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 216 Joined: 6-August 03 From: Polish Ghetto Member No.: 5,342 |
Happy New Bear Dumpshockers! :biggrin:
I promised myself that in 2006 I'll start a new diet: Eucalypti candies (filled with BLOOD) for breakfest, lunch and supper. |
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Dec 31 2005, 03:50 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
And a Holy Crusade maybe?
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Jan 1 2006, 01:50 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,089 Joined: 4-October 05 Member No.: 7,813 |
are we only allowed to mention drop bear references, or can we point out vampiric panda references too?
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Jan 1 2006, 03:24 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Stick with the drop bears if you wish to avoid scrutiny by the Inquisition... BTW, HAPPY NEW YEAR! *takes a chug from his Drop Beer that's in a champagne glass... classy, eh?* |
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Jan 1 2006, 03:58 AM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,089 Joined: 4-October 05 Member No.: 7,813 |
nonsense... the inquisition would never be interested in me... i would certainly not expect them to bother with something so minor.
... *waits for it* [edit] oh, and uhh... Happy Pre-Emptive (subjectively, at least) New Year to you all! [/edit] This post has been edited by Jaid: Jan 1 2006, 03:59 AM |
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Jan 1 2006, 06:03 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Shall we declare this the Year of the Drop Bear then?
Anyone know what year it is on the chinese calender BTW? Drop Panda by chance? :D |
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Jan 1 2006, 12:27 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Indeed, year of the drop bear it is...
it was written by the great Nostrodamus. "Yea in the 6th year of the foolish shrub the conclave of the masters of the falling menace of Terra Obscura Australia will complete their rise. The world will fall beneath a claw of blood and cough relief." Its all there if you look. Happy new year. This is our year!!! |
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Jan 1 2006, 01:47 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 586 Joined: 22-November 02 From: Gordonsville, Virginia, U.S.A. (or C.A.S.) Member No.: 3,630 |
fistandantilus3.0:
I don't *think* so--although I might be able to give you a better answer if I knew what you meant. I don't believe I've heard of Ankh-Morpork. PBTHHHHT: Sorry, but I don't drink--alcohol, that is. Thanks for the offer, though. :) --Foreigner |
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Jan 1 2006, 02:39 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 216 Joined: 6-August 03 From: Polish Ghetto Member No.: 5,342 |
The Wake of Drop Bear is Coming. But not now. We expand our DBC, we're plotting, intriguing... Patience, Brother fistandantilus3.0.
Meantime, have a EucaCandy. Mhhm... Good candy. Filled with blood by our felllow ghoul Drop Bears from Asamando.
You're so young, Ophis, so impatient. Train your DB Danish Legion and chew Eucalypti. Scheme, plot, train and sabotage our enemies! The time for bombardments and New |
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Jan 1 2006, 04:43 PM
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Great Dragon Group: Members Posts: 7,089 Joined: 4-October 05 Member No.: 7,813 |
it's a city in Terry Pratchett's Discworld iirc. if you haven't read any discworld novels, then it wouldn't make sense i would imagine. |
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Jan 1 2006, 07:32 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 586 Joined: 22-November 02 From: Gordonsville, Virginia, U.S.A. (or C.A.S.) Member No.: 3,630 |
Ah. :)
I've heard of Terry Pratchett, but I haven't read any of his books. :) Actually, I was paraphrasing a line from a film. It was The Survivors (1983), starring Walter Matthau ("Sonny Paluso"), Robin Williams ("Donald Quinelle"), and Jerry Reed ("Jack Locke"). Synopsis: Paluso and Quinelle accidentally foil a bank robbery perpetrated by Locke--a presently out-of-work hitman who's turned to robbing banks to make ends meet. Locke, of course, vows to get even, and seizes his chance when he finds out that the two of them are going to attend a survivalists' camp in the mountains. (In Quinelle's words, to his girlfriend: "Survival camps can be fun! It's just like skiing, except with booby-traps!") Anyway, at some point during the film, Locke utters that phrase--or something close to it, at any rate. Of course, he said "dollars", not "Nuyen". :) --Foreigner This post has been edited by Foreigner: Jan 3 2006, 06:39 PM |
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Jan 3 2006, 06:16 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
Happy New Drop Year Brothers. (yeah I know I’m a little late.)
Welcome mattness pl. I am excited to see the Holy Cult of the Drop Bear has reached Poland in spite of the cold there. Rest assured new eucalyptus plants are on the way via Drop Shipment Express Service. Look for them on rooftops everywhere starting in… hmmmmm… about 43 seconds. Hope you’re wearing your hard hat. Mr. Platinum once agreed to join our cult, but it seems he did so to become a mole. Now moles are furry like Drop Bears, but they are the cute and cuddly kind of furry not the death from above kind of furry. In fact I don’t think they would do much damage if dropped from a eucalyptus tree. They don’t even eat eucalyptus. For this I have unleashed to very special Extra-Heavy Holy Drop Bear Cleric Assassins to step on the mole. Now how much was that bounty? The Temple is always open for donations. :D |
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Jan 3 2006, 08:29 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
One wonders, if moles could learn how to jump straight up, so as to attack their prey from the most vulnerable point, would they simply be an upside down ally of the drop bears (or perhaps, right side up, seeing as Australia, being on the bottom of the earth, is completely upside down), or are they truly our mortal enemies?
Must we ally ourselves with our own moles because they are our brethren in attacking enemies from ambush? Or have they found the way to hide from our beady black eyes, and are simply competition? |
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