 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Jan 28 2006, 11:28 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon...  Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698  |
What's with Buckingham Palace and the Royal Family?
Kepp up the good job! :) |
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Jan 29 2006, 10:51 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
After one of my boys ate Prince Philips face for an unfourtunate comment about antipodeans, they are pacified.
Maybe all the time I spend with my boys is why people think I have an aussie accent. |
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Jan 30 2006, 06:13 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Did you find any traces of mint sauce out there?
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Jan 30 2006, 10:21 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Nope no traces of mint sauce, me and the boys clean it all right up...
hmm roasted lamb... :lick: |
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Jan 30 2006, 12:30 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Lamb is great...but why spoiling it with mint sauce if one could use holy eucalyptus sauce???
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Jan 30 2006, 12:52 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Sorry I believe in enjoying the holy eucalyptus on its own so as to be able to experience it's taste with out any interference.
But hey it might be good on lamb. |
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Jan 30 2006, 01:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Yeah, but during the times of war we need all eucalyptus we can get to feed our legions. :(
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Jan 30 2006, 02:44 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Well my boys are using that Vicks Vapor Rub to inhale the eucalyptus fumes and licking it off thier paws, as it is somewhat water resistant my surfers love it!!
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Jan 31 2006, 06:09 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Oy! The Possibilities!
This shows what a mating between a koala and a dolphin would be. Now put fangs on the koala and we can now conquer the mighty ocean! |
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Feb 1 2006, 05:36 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Brother Mortand! I do not think, that you really want us to corrupt the genetic purity of the holy Drop Bear...do you?
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Feb 1 2006, 01:35 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Egads!!! its wrong I tell you just plain wrong.
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Feb 1 2006, 08:37 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Well we will conquer the land masses easily - our drop bear forces are unstoppable! BUT - we will not have conquered the mighty deeps! Drop bears are not native to the ocean, and can be easily defeated. Thus we need underlings, do we not?
Unless YOU have a better idea for subjugating the ocean? |
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Feb 1 2006, 08:48 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
We can subjugate Sea Monkeys and use them as underwater troops en-masse. If they get out of line we can always hold their land based cousins as hostages. Sea Monkeys are more closely related since they know what trees are, yet pose no threat to our utter domination of those trees, or anything else for that matter.
I suggest we work on Eucalyptus Kelp beds to aid in our efforst. |
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Feb 1 2006, 08:50 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
I dunno - unless you do some serious genetic tinkering they're still going to be small troops that will get EATEN en masse by whales.
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Feb 1 2006, 08:50 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Hah! I knew my sea-monkeys would be good for something!! I've been raising them successfully since October (happy birthday me!) All tests have shown they are only effective in a drop sneak attack when their aquarium is dropped with them, however. But I have begun spreading sea-monkeys around the local area, having already given a brood to someone in imports/exports, and a second batch prepared for my boss.
I am pleased to know my efforts will be of some use to the DBC. |
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Feb 1 2006, 10:20 PM
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Running, running, running Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,220 Joined: 18-October 04 From: North Carolina Member No.: 6,769 |
These would definately be useful for whenever i start my attack of north carolina... take over the outerbanks in no time i would with drop dolbears
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Feb 1 2006, 10:51 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
We already have a commando of Surf Ninja Drop Bears, based in Florida, brother. |
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Feb 2 2006, 07:35 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Brethren, I made some secret experiments with Orbital Drop Bear Launch Facilities. The result can be seen here!
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Feb 2 2006, 09:54 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Looks cool, brother. :) Do the Drop Bears survive the re-entry into atmosphere? And do they land at the aimed point on earth (=target)?
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Feb 2 2006, 10:47 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
For the seas we just need to fit out our troops with scuba gear...
or train them to surf like brother magus has. |
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Feb 2 2006, 12:53 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Well Grinder, of course the Orbital Drop Bear Launch Facilities are still at a very early stage of experimentation and development. The accuracy is very good. Combined with the high impact speed of nearly 4 km/s or 14.000 km/h I am able to precisely turn whole buildings into dust. The suvivability of the 'ammunition' however still could use some improvement. :( Of course I am not sure of that. I did never find any dead 'ammunition'. But the cause needs sacrifices.
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Feb 2 2006, 01:32 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
It's Elder Grinder, Elder. :D
Well, so why use holy Drpp Bears as ammunition at all? Try captured ehh.. converted danish. |
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Feb 2 2006, 02:33 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Brother Ophis my troops are trained in SCUBA warfare as well. We have been training hard here in Orlando in our training facilities Typhoon Lagoon and SeaWorld. As to the notion of "ammunition " for the Orbital Drop Bear Launcher how about those worthless Panda's ???
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Feb 2 2006, 04:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
I'm sure the inquisition can come up with plenty of ammunition for the Orbital Drop Bear Launch Facilities. I suggest using Mr. Platinum clones.
DocMortand: What the sea monkeys lack in size they will make in fanaticism. Those whales will have heartburn for months. :grinbig: |
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Feb 2 2006, 07:45 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
To start a completely different thread of thought - anyone put in a drop bear conspiracy in their games yet?
Also - how would you construct a REALISTIC drop bear conspiracy in the SR game? I.E. One that doesn't make your players roll their eyes in disbelief. :) |
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