 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Feb 10 2006, 03:24 PM
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Genuine Artificial Intelligence  Group: Members Posts: 4,019 Joined: 12-June 03 Member No.: 4,715  |
That's only a purity problem if Chuck Norris isn't a drop bear in disguise.
Hmmmm, how do we find out? How do we find out without getting roundhouse kicked in the face? |
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Feb 10 2006, 06:57 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Tempt him with Eucalyptus Leaves?
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Feb 10 2006, 10:40 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 751 Joined: 7-June 02 From: Hamilton.LTG.on.ca Member No.: 2,853 |
Um how about a leafe made from human/meta human flesh? |
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Feb 11 2006, 04:58 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
We'll have to use eucalyptus leaves dripped with metahuman blood.
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Feb 12 2006, 02:48 AM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
oh man, I just had dinner and I'm full, but the eucalyptus leaves dripped with metahuman blood is still making my mouth water. mmmm.... :-)
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Feb 13 2006, 07:20 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
I was talking about the residue left behind when a politician impacts at 4 km/sec. :) It's a well known industrial poison. |
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Feb 13 2006, 11:53 AM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,066 Joined: 5-February 03 Member No.: 4,017 |
Just remember, tree huggers make themselves easy targets while the opposite extreme is armed and possibly paranoid.
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Feb 13 2006, 11:57 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
The "Tree Huggers" of the sixth world are not armed and paranoid? :D
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Feb 13 2006, 12:14 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,066 Joined: 5-February 03 Member No.: 4,017 |
Maybe, but their impluse to hug trees will overpower their curiosity about what those rustlings in the branches are.
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Feb 13 2006, 02:17 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,590 Joined: 11-September 04 Member No.: 6,650 |
anyone noticed these things have adaptive coloration?
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Feb 13 2006, 04:23 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
Particularly if they have been licking frogs |
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Feb 13 2006, 10:06 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
The world could be a better place, if one would make all politicians lick some frogs.
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Feb 14 2006, 12:17 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
...somebody, somewhere, is gonna sig that. And somewhere else, a kitten was eaten by a drop bear. |
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Feb 14 2006, 08:23 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
They don't do so already? :eek: |
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Feb 14 2006, 08:34 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
I can think of few things that I would like less than licking a frenchman. LOL
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Feb 14 2006, 08:40 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
:rotfl: |
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Feb 15 2006, 07:35 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Frenchmen are illegal in many countries. Be careful woth them!
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Feb 16 2006, 09:54 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
Should we be using Frenchmen as Orbital Drop Bear Launcher test subjects? They could serve as both projectile and target. :D
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Feb 17 2006, 04:31 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 62 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Fun City Member No.: 8,095 |
Facinating, so this is were the insanity is still somewhat fresh.
I just finished all 61+ pages and I've got a moderate headache and nose/earbleed to show for it. It seems that I am also too late as my area has already been captured a few pages back, slightly dissapointed I am. |
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Feb 17 2006, 06:38 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Welcome to the revolution, novice DigitalSoul. Just take a seat. Do you like some eucalyptus-flavored peanuts? And don't worry. You'll get used to that headache sooner or later. The tiny voices in your head are a different story, however.
Using French people as ammunition is clearly against the international ban of weapons of mass destruction. |
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Feb 17 2006, 08:40 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 62 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Fun City Member No.: 8,095 |
Yes, it is good to be here indeed. Well since my territory has already been captured before I got onboard I guess I can fill that R&D hole that has been left unfilled.
Now, looking at these drop bears I can see there is a fair bit of sapience in them (effective stealth tactics, spellcasting) and there has been some realm I've not seen delved into in any noticeable way: Matrix. I'm afraid that PWS and Magus have already recruited what was left of my area so I will have to request 'assistants' from other legions/platoons for my research. Preferably bright, strong-willed, non-awakened, non-albino.
[WARNING: Stereotype ahead] Mass destruction? I would worry more about bioweapon bans when using frenchmen. |
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Feb 17 2006, 08:41 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Good to have a new convert. Welcome, novice DigitalSoul - now your mission is to go out and convert all other threads to the drop bear nataion!
And I second the fact that frenchmen would definately violate several biohazard laws plus probably the Geneva Convention. My fellow bretheren - what part of Thump have we not captured yet? I think Europe is ours, as is Japan and the bulk of Asia. Phillipines, New Guinea and the area in and around Australia are natural habitats, so they were taken early, (especially NZ) and so has the USA. Has Canada fallen yet, as well as central and southern America? What about Africa, India and the Middle East? |
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Feb 17 2006, 09:17 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
The Middle East may be difficult as their is little or no habitat for our legions, much of it being used to burn Danish Embassys recently. However I have a devious plan to fool the locals in to wearing Drop Bears as Turbans. However we will need to acquire a fashionable boutique.............
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Feb 17 2006, 10:22 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
'Thump'? Is that what Drop Bears call Earth? (That being the sound you make when you hit it?) |
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Feb 17 2006, 11:55 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Hmmm... I always thought the Drop Bears called 'Thump' as prey population. Though the other thing that they call 'em as the weakling flesh things that go, 'AAAAIIEEEEEE!!!! getitoffgetitoffit'seatingmyface!!!!!'
Or something like that... |
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