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Mr.Platinum
post Feb 18 2006, 01:53 AM
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You people make it sound like drop bears did'nt origanate from a Virus, but somthing greater, kinda like war of the worlds or something.
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post Feb 19 2006, 01:16 PM
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Dear #$%^&*(!@#$ Gods, this thread is still going?
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post Feb 19 2006, 01:38 PM
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It had been inactive a day and a half before you renewed it.

Or was that your plan...Hmmm...
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post Feb 19 2006, 01:49 PM
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QUOTE (tisoz)
It had been inactive a day and a half before you renewed it.

Or was that your plan...Hmmm...

HERESY!
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post Feb 19 2006, 02:17 PM
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Well, you never did forgive me after the last time I was denounced as a heretic.
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post Feb 19 2006, 09:08 PM
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You never convinced us of your innocence.
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PBTHHHHT
post Feb 19 2006, 09:39 PM
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I'll have my inquisitor teams assembled for a drop. Lessee, how many do we need to put to the question? Some of my drop bears really want to test out the new flamethrowers, they seem to have a liking to charred meat, crunchy on the outside, raw on the inside...
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post Feb 19 2006, 09:44 PM
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Kissed by the flame. :D
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post Feb 20 2006, 02:06 AM
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QUOTE (Grinder @ Feb 19 2006, 03:08 PM)
You never convinced us of your innocence.

Yeah, I read where that was a problem with inquisition, or any witch hunt.

Here are some names though:
fistandantilus3.0
Jrayjoker
DocMortand
Oracle
PBTHHHHT
hyzmarca
nezumi no not his brother
nezumi
Ophis
Nikoli
PlainWhiteSocks
Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate

Because inquisitions always want names, right?
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post Feb 20 2006, 02:37 AM
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That's the mailing list for the free money, right? Because if not, uhh... Well I have a brother named nezumi too and I think he might be responsible for any problems.
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post Feb 20 2006, 05:34 AM
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QUOTE (tisoz)
QUOTE (Grinder @ Feb 19 2006, 03:08 PM)
You never convinced us of your innocence.

Yeah, I read where that was a problem with inquisition, or any witch hunt.

Here are some names though:
fistandantilus3.0
Jrayjoker
DocMortand
Oracle
tisoz
hyzmarca
nezumi no not his brother
nezumi
Ophis
Nikoli
PlainWhiteSocks
Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate

Because inquisitions always want names, right?

fixed. Your attempt at including the inquisition itself within the list is humorous. We shall be watching you...
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post Feb 20 2006, 07:06 AM
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I named myself???

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D'oh!!!
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post Feb 20 2006, 07:14 AM
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Hm, I don't know why, but the Orbital Drop Bear Launch Facilities seem to have a small malfunction. They always keep locking on brother tisoz location...and I just ordered Helmut Kohl, the former German chancellor to be loaded as ammunition...hmm, that problem started when my name appeared on a certain list...strange...
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post Feb 20 2006, 07:20 AM
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If something were to happen to me, the list would stand as is. There could be no possibility of persuading me to recant the list.

QUOTE (PBTHHHT)
Here are some names though:
fistandantilus3.0
Jrayjoker
DocMortand
Oracle
tisoz
hyzmarca
nezumi no not his brother
nezumi
Ophis
Nikoli
PlainWhiteSocks
Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate

Because inquisitions always want names, right?

Brother PBTHHHHT only succeeded in offering yet another list, which unfortunately corroborates almost all the names from my list. Surely this corroborates my assertion of his heretical bearing.
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post Feb 20 2006, 07:38 AM
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Everyone is always under suspicion. We keep vigilance for anyone who will deviate from the true path. That you are submitting my name on the list means that you have something to hide and wish to instead put suspicion upon me. I see your game tisoz and these power plays to control the Drop Bear movement is clear to us all. My units shall be watching you and intelligence gathering units have all ready been sent to investigate whether or not you are still on the true path...
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post Feb 20 2006, 09:26 AM
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QUOTE (tisoz)
I named myself???

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D'oh!!!

:rotfl:

That shows the value of your list. And adding our prophet Gyro to it... tsss... You're obviously no part of a bigger heretic conspiration, otherwise you would have chosen the names more carefully.
But you'll remain under watch of our Drop Bear Inquisition Special Commandos.
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post Feb 20 2006, 09:35 AM
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*having a finger over a blinking read button with "DO NOT PUSH" written on it*

May I? May I? Please, may I?
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post Feb 20 2006, 09:51 AM
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I'm on the list for a visit from the inquisition? Too bad I'm so low on the list, I wanted to personally thank them for bringing the heretic Tisoz out of hiding. I also wanted to give them a new supply of blood soaked eucalyptus candles to strengthen there will against the countless other targets that must come under their watchful eye.

Until we can meet again, stand vigilant inquisitors for yours is the task of the righteous and the burning sword to be thrust into the hearts of our enemies!



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What kind of R&D might you be doin in Fullerton? The clerics of the temple here are ready to assist in any way they can. We are always ready to further and serve the cause.


Brother Oracle push the button, what's the worst that can happen?
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post Feb 20 2006, 10:26 AM
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QUOTE (Oracle @ Feb 20 2006, 03:35 AM)
*having a finger over a blinking read button with "DO NOT PUSH" written on it*

May I? May I? Please, may I?

See, brother Oracle wishes to push the button of Total Deniability, destroying all records of the drop bear cospiracy brotherhood. When the poison pill package is released, it shall trigger the annihilation of all the trained drop bear troops.

QUOTE (PlainWhiteSocks @ Feb 20 2006, 03:51 AM)
...I also wanted to give them a new supply of blood soaked eucalyptus candles...

Blood soaked eucalyptus candles, or poisoned blood soaked eucalyptus candles? Hmm??? Already they anticipate the release of the poison package.
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post Feb 20 2006, 01:14 PM
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Hmm... This new list does look more accurate. So when's the witch burning? I'll bring the marshmallows.

QUOTE (PBTHHHT)
Here are some names though:
fistandantilus3.0
Jrayjoker
DocMortand
Oracle
tisoz
hyzmarca
nezumi no not his brother
nezumi
Ophis
Nikoli
PlainWhiteSocks
Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate

Because inquisitions always want names, right?

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post Feb 20 2006, 01:24 PM
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Elders, Brethren, Novices! Ones again some infid...heretics try to stop the revolution from within! But do we allow them to stop us? I say no!
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post Feb 20 2006, 03:55 PM
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Our Inquisition forces are still on duty and erase every heretic thought (and member). So no worries, Brother Oracle.

I still don't think that we should take the list of supposed heretic tisoz too serious.
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post Feb 20 2006, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE (PlainWhiteSocks)
DigitalSoul
What kind of R&D might you be doin in Fullerton? The clerics of the temple here are ready to assist in any way they can. We are always ready to further and serve the cause.


Not so much down in Fullerton as I have commandeered an Irivine tech support center building for my uses. My work mearly is for tech research with a heavy emphasis on matrix science. I am in need of some...assistants for my projects, some that are available for transfer on an extended length of time.

I assure you that no holes will be drilled for 'jacks and no implants will take place in this research without authorization from any elder(s). Sanity, mental faculties, and possibly life, though, cannot be fully guaranteed for whom you send.
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post Feb 20 2006, 05:13 PM
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I think I have discovered something for your research, would not Drop Down Lists be the natural habitat for online Drop Bears?
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post Feb 20 2006, 05:24 PM
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QUOTE (stevebugge)
I think I have discovered something for your research, would not Drop Down Lists be the natural habitat for online Drop Bears?

Hmm, interesting perspective...

The metaphor is fitting for the DBC, I will take this into account when testing/adjusting the reality filters.
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