 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Feb 21 2006, 01:34 AM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 384 Joined: 18-August 03 From: North VA Member No.: 5,519  |
Oh, I'm being marked for death again.
How typical. |
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Feb 21 2006, 06:29 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Only by the ínfid...er...heretic!
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Feb 21 2006, 02:23 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Brethren, my troops are now up and running at 100% peak efficiancy. All of Orlando Maimi and Tampa Ports are under our dominiation. I ask thee what shall I do now? Shall I move some commando ninja surfer pirates to watch o'er the heretical Tisoz? I await thy summons.
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Feb 21 2006, 04:18 PM
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Free Spirit Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,950 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Bloomington, IN UCAS Member No.: 1,920 |
I await the launch from the port of Orlando. :)
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Feb 21 2006, 07:03 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Don't feel bad, Gyro, the heretic marked me as well.
Oh how they shall rue this till the end of their days.... *sends his drop bear legions to invade Brazil* |
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Feb 21 2006, 08:08 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Hmmm, the Profit, the Illustrious leader, and almost all the elders. Somone is planning a coup!
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Feb 21 2006, 08:21 PM
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Free Spirit Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,950 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Bloomington, IN UCAS Member No.: 1,920 |
Feel not too bad, the heretic, PBTHHHT, named me as well as you. This information just discovered: Proud < |
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Feb 23 2006, 04:34 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
This creates a very difficult question, if you turn a Drop Bear upside down will it fall up? |
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Feb 23 2006, 07:51 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Only if it would result in a better position to attack ;)
About the coup: i'm sure our Drop Bear Secret Police is on alert and tries everything to uncover the heretics who plan the coup. |
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Feb 24 2006, 03:54 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 62 Joined: 23-December 05 From: Fun City Member No.: 8,095 |
Hmm, facinating hypothesis... We'll need to find a properly large cat and an enclosed space to test the feasability of this (almost) perpetual-motion machine. I'm off to the kennel! Process: Cat tied back-to-back (cat facing up initially) with one of our drop bears (in this case a runt will do best) will then be dropped from a predetermined height of around 3 meters within an enclosed area. Greatest desireable outcome: Cat turns sideways to land on all 4s, drop bear turns upside down and exerts influence to fall up towards the ceiling, cat turns again to land on all 4s, drop bear turns upside down to exert influence again, process repeats until cat gets tired and gets crushed on either ceiling or floor. Least desireable outcome: Drop bear fails to exert influence and smashes face-first into the floor (whatever it could be made from). |
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Feb 24 2006, 08:27 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
tisoz tisoz tisoz, tsk tsk tsk naming gyro, jray, doc and I? AND PlainWhiteSocks!? All of us have proved our devotion to the cause, and nearly half lf those you named are elders. I don' t think that we need to hear any more. You did some good work with the fiction contest but obviously your heart isn't with the Drop Movement . I won't go so far as to say that you're actually working with the DIEFOC-ers (my own personal conspiracy theory), but really, you should have know better. |
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Feb 24 2006, 11:52 AM
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Free Spirit Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,950 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Bloomington, IN UCAS Member No.: 1,920 |
At last the true underminer of the DB thread comes forward. Did you think I had forgotten it was you who declared me a heretic? A declaration that was never dismissed? Even after it was I who nominated the single digit brothers to Elder status? The original plot to have me declared a heretic was promoted by you, fistandantilus3.0, after you tried bending the holy facts to promote your own standing as Elder (please re-read the entire thread to find where you proposed you and another Elder combined were more actively promoting the cause than everyone else combined.) I am sorry that under the brutal forces of the inquisition I broke and named names. But there was a method to my madness. I needed to show the brethren, especially the Elders, how easily one could be denounced a heretic, and how difficult it was defending oneself from such a charge. What perfect timing for you to come forward and try to seal my fate. You, fistandantilus3.0, who have climbed the hierarchy on the backs of those you denounced. No doubt you saw an opportunity for a coup while the Elders were in disarray. But you have been found out. You are no Proud Elder #19 of the Drop Bear Thread, only Failed Usurper #19 of the Drop Bear Thread. The facts are before you, Elders. I beseech you to see my innocence of these vile accusations by the Usurper. Please, re-read the thread until that becomes unquestionably obvious. |
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Feb 24 2006, 12:41 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
wow, I feel caught up in some great melodrama.
I remember the post, as it was, IIRC, Grinder and I had 100+ posts. You'll notice, however , that my supposed ladder climbing , as you assert, is rather unlikely, as I haven't poster on this page in some time. The Drop Bear Conspiracy and it's expansion are beyond me. It's grown past what I can do. I live in Utah, and with the entrenched order here (as well as a lack of trees, or surf, or orbital platforms) the drop bears have little to work with. So I've stepped aside and let othe more worthies come forward. You, tisoz, are not worthy of the Drop Bear. You've done good works, don't get the impression that I'm a critic of yours, or even that I don't like you. The opposite is true. I've always enjoyed your posts, except for where they touch into Drop-dogma. But you don't seem to be Drop Bear material. It's nothign to be ashamed of. I myself stepped aside sot that the holy campaign can continue without me to slow it down. If you'll recall, Kagentenshi was the Usurper. I have always supported those above me. Grinder and Jray, whom you so viciously name to get fingers pointed away from you. The only people I ever named for the inquisition were you and , IIRC, Mr Platinum. The Inqusiotion apparently works slowly. let us both do the honorable thing and stand aside, to let the Drop Bear Conspiracy continue without us, to grow to what it can be at it's greatest, without our infighting to drag it down. |
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Feb 24 2006, 12:44 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
For me, as an Elder, the case is clear...it is time for some Drop Beer! Free beer for everyone!
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Feb 24 2006, 01:48 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
We still need you as a spiritual advisor. You can't simply stop to be an Elder. |
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Feb 24 2006, 04:04 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Most likely outcome: Drop bear eats cat. Drop bear lands on floor. Drop bear eats experimenting scientists. |
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Feb 24 2006, 04:38 PM
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Free Spirit Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 3,950 Joined: 26-February 02 From: Bloomington, IN UCAS Member No.: 1,920 |
Didn't he just proclaim himself an elder, just as he proclaimed me a heretic? Neither having clear basis? |
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 Feb 24 2006, 05:01 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,635 Joined: 27-November 05 Member No.: 8,006 |
This is a thread whose character and make-up is defined by an utter void of clear basis. |
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Feb 24 2006, 05:36 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
In the DBC Logic = Heresy
(except when it doesn't) |
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Feb 24 2006, 06:29 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Such convoluted logic... My inquisition flame troops grow weary with all this jabbering. We shall flush the heretics out... with fire!!!
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Feb 24 2006, 07:11 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
So heretics weigh the same as Duck? Brilliant! *toasts with dropbeer*
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Feb 24 2006, 07:31 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
So tisoz named names under the pressure of the Drop Bear Inquisitors. Fantastic news! Good job PBTHHHHT. It's good to know that the Inquisition is working as a finely honed machine of information gathering, and heretic routing. Keep up the good work, and may your holy flamethrowers burn hot and bright.
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Feb 24 2006, 08:28 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
I live (drop) to serve the cause...
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Feb 25 2006, 06:34 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Short answer: no Long answer: :P |
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Feb 27 2006, 02:23 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
... I dunno if your long answer isn't any longer than the short answer, unless you are claiming to have a tongue like a snake. ... On second thought, we could just drop fist and tisoz, and the last to hit the ground properly would be the heretic. :biggrin: Any seconds to the motion? |
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