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post Feb 27 2006, 08:30 AM
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I dunno if your long answer isn't any longer than the short answer, unless you are claiming to have a tongue like a snake.

See how the heretic mocks you, blatantly flaunting the lies that roll off his forked tongue.
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post Feb 27 2006, 04:13 PM
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On second thought, we could just drop fist and tisoz, and the last to hit the ground properly would be the heretic. :biggrin:

Any seconds to the motion?


Ooooo give them the drop test. Good idea. I'll second it. :wobble:
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post Feb 27 2006, 04:48 PM
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On second thought, we could just drop fist and tisoz, and the last to hit the ground properly would be the heretic. :biggrin:

Any seconds to the motion?

DocMortand:

Define "...hit the ground properly...".

That is, head-first (LAWN DART!), feet-first (standing up), or in some other fashion.

Otherwise, I'd suggest making the winner "...the one who hits the ground and lives to tell about it...", or "... the one who hits the ground and survives with the least number of injuries...", or something of the sort.

Just putting in my :nuyen: 0.02, mind you.

As always, YMMV.

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post Feb 27 2006, 07:44 PM
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QUOTE (DocMortand @ Feb 26 2006, 09:23 PM)
On second thought, we could just drop fist and tisoz, and the last to hit the ground properly would be the heretic. :biggrin:

Any seconds to the motion?

DocMortand:

Define "...hit the ground properly...".

That is, head-first (LAWN DART!), feet-first (standing up), or in some other fashion.

Otherwise, I'd suggest making the winner "...the one who hits the ground and lives to tell about it...", or "... the one who hits the ground and survives with the least number of injuries...", or something of the sort.

Just putting in my :nuyen: 0.02, mind you.

As always, YMMV.

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Wouldn't the winner be the one who didn't hit the ground at all but instead landed on some innocent bystander and sucked the life out of them?
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post Feb 27 2006, 09:33 PM
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So whom shall I smite first? This humble servant is now very confused.
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post Feb 27 2006, 10:24 PM
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Wouldn't the winner be the one who didn't hit the ground at all but instead landed on some innocent bystander and sucked the life out of them?

That's more the style I had in mind.

Okay, here we go!

*picks up fistandantilus3.0 and tisoz, carries them to the top of the Sears Tower, and flings them both bodily off into space and watches them fall.*

Okay you two - how you land is important....
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post Feb 27 2006, 11:10 PM
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*Right before the release of the two from the tower, dozens of buses pull up near the Sears Tower and a number of people are unloaded who mill about aimlessly on the sidewalks and streets around the tower. A drop bear operative is there yelling on his megaphone that the free beer will be given out shortly and to be patient.*

There, tisoz and fistandantilus3.0 can't complain that there isn't enough targets for them to hit...
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post Feb 28 2006, 12:02 AM
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Bah, where's the fun in that? Part of the challenge is to see if they managed to find something to hit...

*quickly shoos away the random pedestrians into the local park, where they are pounced on by a lurking legion of drop bears*
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post Feb 28 2006, 03:58 AM
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Can I get the stats on these bundles of joy please? ;) I have a few players I would like to introduce them too.
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post Feb 28 2006, 05:04 AM
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Could the loser of this tisoz and fist free fall be the one that was thrown at the ground and missed? :grinbig: :grinbig:
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post Feb 28 2006, 09:00 AM
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whichever one lives is the heretic as he is using dark powers gained from a deal with the Anti-Bear
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post Feb 28 2006, 02:40 PM
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Not the anti-bear!! I've heard about these secret, anti-bear ceremonies where they jump UP from the ground and don't come back down, and where they eat the holy leaf drenched in WINE! Oh, the heresy.
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post Feb 28 2006, 03:45 PM
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But they burn oh so prettily... *readies his flamethrower*
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post Feb 28 2006, 07:22 PM
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QUOTE (30 @ coyote+Feb 27 2006, 10:58 PM)
Can I get the stats on these bundles of joy please? ;) I have a few players I would like to introduce them too.

B___Q___S___C___I___W___E___R
3___3x2___5___-___2/4___5___6___3
Init: 3+1D6
Combat Pool: 6
Attacks: 5S
Powers: Adaptive Coloration, Immunity (Pathogens and Poisons)
Weaknesses: Dietary Requirement (Eucalyptus)

Straight from T:Awakened Lands, pg. 115. Of course, this is the base Drop Bear, before training and advanced dietary consumption. :vegm:
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post Feb 28 2006, 08:57 PM
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How long does it take for a suspected heretic to hit the ground? They must be going through some Dread Drop Bear of Death ariel maneuvers on the way down. Send video, it's a little hard to see from here.
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post Feb 28 2006, 09:03 PM
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Hey Socks,
If we take two heretics of different masses and drop them from the same height which would hit first?
And would they bounce?

Heretic #1 75Kg
Heretic #2 55Kg
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post Feb 28 2006, 09:46 PM
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Depends on their relative shapes and surface area as well as mass.

Though ultimately it is their faith that will determine their fate.
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post Feb 28 2006, 09:49 PM
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Hey Socks,
If we take two heretics of different masses and drop them from the same height which would hit first?
And would they bounce?

Heretic #1  75Kg
Heretic #2  55Kg


The heretic #1 would hit first as that one is farther away from the weight of a drop bear, and therefore has less experience at short flight target acquisition. Unless heretic #1 got that way from drinking Drop Beer, but then they wouldn’t be a heretic.

Heretics bounce. True Drop Bear members never hit the ground. They kill crush maim and destroy their victim then climb the tree again to wait for another.
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post Feb 28 2006, 09:59 PM
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So of the two suspected heretics who will climb back up?
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post Mar 1 2006, 05:36 AM
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*channels spirit of the Drop Bear on the way down*

"Drop-shaman awaaaaaaaaaYYYYYYYYY"

*aims claws down and hopes to feed off of whatever breaks my fall*
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post Mar 1 2006, 06:02 AM
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I still want a Killer Rabbit totem and shaman.
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post Mar 1 2006, 08:09 AM
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I still want a Killer Rabbit totem and shaman.

Why don't we just include The Black Beast of AAAaaargh... while we're at it....

Oooh, how about a Tim archetype!
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post Mar 1 2006, 02:44 PM
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*channels spirit of the Drop Bear on the way down*

"Drop-shaman awaaaaaaaaaYYYYYYYYY"

*aims claws down and hopes to feed off of whatever breaks my fall*

Well in my eyes this clears Fisty on the charges of being a heretic. A true believer will always channel the spririt of the indomitable Drop Bear spirit guide.
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post Mar 1 2006, 03:32 PM
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Wow it's been awhile since we've had a Python reference...

I wasn't expecting that...
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post Mar 1 2006, 04:50 PM
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE DROP BEAR INQUISTION!! that is our primary weapon that and fear....Fear and Surpise are our two weapons Fear Surprise and Drop Beer...... Fear, Surprise, and Drop Beer are amoung our fiercest weapons.........
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