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tisoz
post Mar 1 2006, 07:02 PM
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*Wishes he were a shaman and capable of initiating and picking up channeling. Does next best thing and hooks claws into fistandantilus3.0 back and wraps legs around him. Then aims he and fistandantilus3.0 at Kremlin KOA*
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post Mar 1 2006, 07:32 PM
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Such a maneuver could only be undertaken by a heretic. tisoz failed the test!
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post Mar 2 2006, 04:02 AM
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By the way, that Monty Python reference is, if I recall correctly from the 17 times I've read through the bloody thread, the third such time that schtick has been used. Congrats!

And yeah, tisoz is failing at the moment. Of course, they haven't LANDED yet. We'll see what happens when they land...that is a true test.
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fistandantilus4....
post Mar 2 2006, 04:21 AM
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first... we fall... then.. we eat. Any questions?
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post Mar 2 2006, 02:24 PM
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QUOTE (DigitalSoul)
Why don't we just include The Black Beast of AAAaaargh... while we're at it....

DigitalSoul:

I thought it was "The legendary Black Beast of AAAaaargh..."?

(Emphasis mine.)

Of course, I've only seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail once, so I'm probably mistaken....

--Foreigner
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post Mar 2 2006, 04:56 PM
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QUOTE (Foreigner @ Mar 2 2006, 09:24 AM)
QUOTE (DigitalSoul @ Mar 1 2006, 03:09 AM)
Why don't we just include The Black Beast of AAAaaargh... while we're at it....

DigitalSoul:

I thought it was "The legendary Black Beast of AAAaaargh..."?

(Emphasis mine.)

Of course, I've only seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail once, so I'm probably mistaken....

--Foreigner

No, you're right, it is legendary. I was considering The Black Beast of AAAaaargh... as a mythic totem anyway so it all fits in fine.
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post Mar 2 2006, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)
first... we fall... then.. we eat. Any questions?

Yeah. What are you going to do about tisoz's claws in your back?
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post Mar 3 2006, 05:21 AM
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ask him to scratch lower and to the left while he's back there.
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post Mar 3 2006, 05:35 AM
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Why not? The Black Beast of Aaaaarrrgggghhhhh can be the perfect counter-totem to the Beast of Caer-Bannog.

And there's NOTHING wrong with referencing Monty Python. Be thankful I didn't start with references to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
(waits for the inevitable)
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post Mar 3 2006, 06:05 AM
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Damnit Janet
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post Mar 3 2006, 10:40 AM
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Do we have to shout ASSHOLE!!! after each of fistandantilus' posts now he has taken on the brad role?
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post Mar 3 2006, 10:57 AM
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role? think of it more as a cameo :D
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post Mar 3 2006, 11:04 AM
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ASSHOLE!!!

Just in case. Maybe I'll just leave it as that this once...
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post Mar 3 2006, 03:35 PM
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If Fistandntilus3.0 is Brad, does that make Tisoz, the Sweet Transvestite from Transexual Transilvania? :evil:
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post Mar 3 2006, 03:49 PM
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No lets make him Eddie.
Grinder could be Frankenfurter...
I'll be Riff Raff
just need to find Janet, Magenta, and Columbia...

hmm drop bear variant time warp...

It's just a drop on their head,
then a bite to the neheheheheck
With your claws in their ears
and gouge their eyes rightout
but its the eucalytus smell
that really drives them Insa-a-a-ane
lets do the drop bear again!!!

hmm I have the swing combos next hit here...
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post Mar 3 2006, 05:11 PM
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YAh!! I get to be Rocky!!
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post Mar 3 2006, 06:36 PM
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(applauds everyone)

Another successful thread hi-jacking.:vegm:

.......and THAT'S what you get for dissing the rabbit, baby!
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post Mar 6 2006, 08:58 PM
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So who hits the ground first? Fisty or Tisoz?
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post Mar 7 2006, 03:05 AM
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Fist lands first because tisoz has sunk his claws into fist's back.

Therefore Fist is a true drop bear elder (by hitting first while in shamanic haze) and tisoz is a heretic because he attacked a contestant during Trial. :grinbig:
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post Mar 7 2006, 07:52 AM
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Now that everything is clear, send over the inquisition forces to capture tisoz - and the rest of us should drink some Drop Beer and continue to spread Drop Bears over the world!
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post Mar 7 2006, 08:02 AM
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Free Drop Beer and Eucalyptus Sweets for all. Celebrate brethren!!! And sisters. Possibly...
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post Mar 7 2006, 11:05 AM
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I do what any well trained drop bear would do and aim for the nearest target, succeed in the attack, and still fail the test? The test must have been conducted by heretics!
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post Mar 7 2006, 11:48 AM
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Hmm... maybe none of you is a heretic?
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post Mar 7 2006, 11:55 AM
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Let's blame...hm...Canada?
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post Mar 7 2006, 01:05 PM
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France!
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