 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Mar 7 2006, 01:14 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624  |
Canada...France...do you see any difference?
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Mar 7 2006, 01:20 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Quebec and France are similar, but not the rest of Canada.
But Canda with it's dense forest and high mountains be a natural habitat for Drop Bears. Maybe Brother stevebugge can start the conquering of Canada from Seattle? |
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Mar 7 2006, 01:27 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Possibly I can genetically modify Eucalyptus trees to grow there...
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Mar 7 2006, 01:33 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
I'm sure you can. Your Drop-Fu is strong.
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Mar 7 2006, 02:31 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
What if we could begin producting a eucalyptus substitute?
Neo Eucalyptus Resource Product Substance, we can call it, and we can ship it up to Canada or the Ukraine or Argentina or underwater, where ever the environment is hostile to the holy leaf. |
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Mar 7 2006, 03:02 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Substitute = Heresy.
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Mar 7 2006, 03:04 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Or we can create a giant "laser" to change the climate around the globe to facillitate the growth of the Holy Leaf in all climates.
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Mar 7 2006, 04:06 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
Yes I have a plan and it involves hanging Drop Bears at a Vancouver Canucks game, I'll sneak them by Canadian Customs disguised as Hockey Fans. I could use some Surfer Ninja Commando Drop Bear back up to claim the cruise ship piers. |
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Mar 8 2006, 05:36 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
I was thinking Peru might be a good place to set up some training grounds for the troops. A little jumping off point, if you will, for them to go for the rest of South America. The similar climate should make things easier. If Oracle can get some camps in Canada, we can eventually take North America in a pincer. Maybe start w/ California, since the surfers can lend some aid.
tisoz: good drop, happy landings. |
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Mar 8 2006, 06:56 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Which one? |
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Mar 8 2006, 08:01 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
whatever one your most comfortable in freefall with I suppose.
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Mar 8 2006, 03:11 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
So where do my surfer commando's strike? North to the Arctic Waters of Canook Land? Or West to the sunny shores of California Or Instead The Gulf Waters of Central America Thus taking the land bridge of CA to South America and North America?
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Mar 9 2006, 05:44 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
I say start in Cali. That way, when the Project:Blamd Canada inevitably stalls, they'll have a place to chill, catch some sun, do a little R&R, before having to go back to the front/top
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Mar 10 2006, 03:20 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Having pacified most of Britain in a series of quite hits, I must ask the elders where next for my swing combo?
Or should I continue work on Drop Bears: the Musical? |
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Mar 10 2006, 09:48 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
A musical? Hmm... nice idea. Do you have any ideas about the theme song(s) and script and all that?
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Mar 11 2006, 08:11 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Before you answer, if you make it yet another revamped/modernized,reinvented version of Romeo&Juliet, Drop bears or no, no power on earth nor orbital cow bombardment will save you. Fair warning.
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Mar 11 2006, 09:51 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Well ther goes drop side story...
I was going to use the revamped timewarp as above. I was thinking that maybe it could be something to do with a ring, but that plot idea seems to run on a bit in length. Do I really need plot when I have singing drop bears? Hmm maybe the story of a young drop bear in surf commando school who gets taught to use all her skill by a masked drop bear who lives in the sewer... |
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Mar 11 2006, 12:27 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
:D Yeah, that sounds cool. Just come up with some cool character names. Surf commando school means beach, sun, half-naked girls. Sounds good to me :)
Maybe we should grant you a new title? |
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Mar 11 2006, 12:43 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Well the masked mentor could be the Spectre or something like that.
Y'know I shall invite Andrew Lloydd Webber along to a meeting about the songs. Then one of my drop bears can rip his throat out. Unsure about the lead drop bear, maybe bruce? |
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Mar 12 2006, 09:14 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 184 Joined: 22-September 05 Member No.: 7,770 |
I have come to the conclusion that certain public figures are Drop Bears in disguise. Through serious contemplation and many hours of video... I know for a fact that "Mankind" (a.k.a. Mick Foley) is a drop bear commando.
I believe the evidence speaks for itself. Big, hairy, and likes to eat brains. And... there are others out there, I am sure they exist. The search for the faithful will never end*. <note> O.J. Simpson and Tom Cruise are not DBC's and remain top priority targets. *until the unfaithful are dead |
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Mar 12 2006, 09:29 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
note that not all drop bears eat brains. Those are just the snobs mostly.
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Mar 12 2006, 05:42 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
And Ben Affleck. |
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Mar 14 2006, 05:06 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
I 've got the boards loaded up in the classic 65 woodies and we are heading to California.
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Mar 17 2006, 12:20 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,379 Joined: 16-April 02 From: the LI shadows Member No.: 2,607 |
Not to be a thread hijacker, but..... click HERE.
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Mar 17 2006, 12:30 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 21 Joined: 28-February 06 Member No.: 8,317 |
I am turning over the GMing of our group to another player while I take a brain break but I asked him if I could have a pet drop-bear. It was funny. He didn't know what they where. "They are cute and soft, like mutant Quala... who are vampires." I was good up until the last part.
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