 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Mar 23 2006, 10:19 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist  Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760  |
But not so much as us english people, only arabsa re more evil than us... Movies have taught me this.
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Mar 23 2006, 10:27 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Really Grinder, you should know by now that it's the Irish that are the true evil. Why do you think we don't have any Drop-Brigades there? THe bears are too scared! Oracle:Tommy Boy |
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Mar 23 2006, 10:32 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
The Irish are evil, no questions ask, but hey we Germans started three wars in 80 years (1870/71, WW1 & WW2), so there must be some evil gene in us. Not to speak of the 100-year war and the 30-year war.
Or Otto. |
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Mar 23 2006, 10:38 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Yeah, but the americans fought against us in the war of independence like a zillion years ago so we have to be evil right?
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Mar 23 2006, 10:46 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
well that's not really fair for comparison. We Americans have pretty much fought everyone. Even ourselves (like "a zillion years ago"). But hey Grinder, why not, we'll allow you some good ol' german notoriety. 'Cuase that's what friends are for.
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Mar 23 2006, 11:01 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Thank you, i feel so good now :)
Sort of civil wars are not uncommon over here too. You americans simply improted the idea, like everything else ;) |
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Mar 23 2006, 11:10 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
that's not true. I'm pretty sure we came up with hippies first.
Not really proud of that mind you, although I'm sure hippies are all well and good (*disclaimer*), just trying to claim some 'culture' of our own, ya' know. |
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Mar 23 2006, 03:35 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
Haven't the Austin Powers movies taught you anything? It's the Dutch who are evil!
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Mar 23 2006, 04:04 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Maybe it's just humans who are evil? Isn't that why we're releasing drop bears to cleanse the earth?
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Mar 23 2006, 04:44 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
That explains it. So we take over the world and have our brains transplanted into perfect drop bear bodies and rule the world.
On the conquering front, do we actually have Australia? I have most of Britain pacified on the quiet and now building scenery for Drop Bears! (I've dropped the "the musical" bit to go for a Cats like resonance) |
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Mar 24 2006, 05:33 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Maybe you should underline Drop Bear "then"?
If we transplatned our brains in to drop bears, wouldn't htat defeat the purpose? And I think Australia was just assumed. It's like Mecca |
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Mar 24 2006, 08:56 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
No, we still have the universe to conquer! Besides, a Drop Bear is already evil, why transplant our brains into Drop Bears and destroy their innate evilness. If we want new bodies we have to chose bodies not suspectible of evilness, like cows. Or doves. But do we really want that, Brothers? Do we really want that? |
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Mar 24 2006, 09:03 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Well, I can't speak for the other Elders. But I am quite happy with this body and feel no desire to become a domesticated ungulate. I do not like the taste of grass (I am not talking about illegal (in most countries besides the Netherlands) drugs) and the prospect of being a ruminant is not very pleasant.
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Mar 24 2006, 08:03 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
I second that - I'm already evil anyways, and besides, in my current human form I can continue paving the way in the human world for eventual drop bear world rule.
Besides, what do you think Kevorkian has been doing all this time? Being nice to elderly patients who want to die? |
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Mar 25 2006, 12:03 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
Drop Bears evil? I suppose that would depend on your point of view. As a Drop Bear Elder I find Drop Bears to be the most wonderful things filled with face ripping, blood drinking, head falling goodness. In fact you could even say Drop Bears are the epitome of all that is good and right in the world. Those who think otherwise have been deemed food. I would gladly don the body of a noble and holy Drop Bear. Alas I’m afraid my somewhat limited brain wouldn’t survive the transformation. Therefore, I am relegated to this human shell, while my heart beats with the very essence of Dropdom pumping Drop Beer through my veins. On the subject of conquest, I haven’t heard how our Mars Commando’s are doing. Is that planet secure? Have we setup an orbital launch facility there? |
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Mar 25 2006, 12:50 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 184 Joined: 22-September 05 Member No.: 7,770 |
It's difficult to breathe... but my sacrifice will pave the way for the Drop Bear Scientists to equip the troops with oxygen masks. Probably something I should have thought about earlier, but what's the point of Devoted Followers without sacrifices?
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Mar 26 2006, 05:29 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
That's the spirit. ;)
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Mar 26 2006, 05:26 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Did you promise them 40 naked and willing virings at paradise or did they follow you out of True Belief of the Holy Cause? |
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Mar 27 2006, 06:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
The prospect of 40 virgins can do a lot to strengthen a man's believes. :rotfl: But one has to ask: Why are they still virgins? Possibly they are boring? Or they are ugly? Or smelly?
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Mar 27 2006, 06:50 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Nah, I kidnap 'em at birth from supermodel moms and raise them in hyperbaric chambers where they learn how to be beautiful and sexy...and alone. :) [edit] Besides...babies are virgins too, technically. If they aren't, exactly what age do they suddenly turn virgin rather than "unknown"? [double edit] I smell a run here... |
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Mar 27 2006, 10:05 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
This is true, however babies are both smelly and oftentimes boring. I do think it interesting that at no point do they specify the gender of said virgins. Maybe all the martyrs end up in gaming conventions or something. |
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Mar 27 2006, 11:00 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 305 Joined: 2-March 03 Member No.: 4,188 |
I believe the species of the virgins are in question too. In fact, I pity the religion that puts a species to the virgin.
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Mar 27 2006, 11:03 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Ahh, a new believer. Welcome Brother!
We never said that there are virgins (or gaming groups for those who prefer it) of any kind waiting for followers of the Holy Drop. |
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Mar 30 2006, 03:35 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Virgins for all!!!
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Apr 1 2006, 01:41 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
In this world, not only in the afterlife!
:D Hoe's the status of your Florida-based Drop Bear Army? |
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