 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Jun 18 2006, 07:22 PM
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Neophyte Runner  Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996  |
Wasn't that the one in the eucalyptus by the gift store at the zoo? Now if I could just remember which zoo. |
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Jun 18 2006, 09:52 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Behind the fridge full of Drop Bear.
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Jun 19 2006, 03:11 AM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
I don't know about where you're at, but round here we don't support trapping poor drop bears in refrigerators. |
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Jun 19 2006, 08:29 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
It's for training purposes - Arctic Commando Ninja Drop Bear Squads!
But.. shhh... |
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Jun 19 2006, 08:34 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Only the ones who fail to learn their parts...
Not a typo at all. |
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Jun 19 2006, 03:23 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
Actually specially trained Drop Bears shipped in refrigerators would be a great way to get a fifth column in to tevery industrialized nation, best of all Best Buy, Lowes, Home Depot, etc. would handle all the logistics for us.
Besides the looks on the faces of the people who end up with one of these would be priceless. |
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Jun 19 2006, 03:56 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Oh man, what we need to do is get them into crates of Eucalyptus losenges, but the super huge crates they put at the very top shelf, forty feet above the ground, at giant stores like Costco and the like. Then they have a bunch of people, crowded together, with limited escape routes that are easily blocked, the element of surprise, PLUS all the ingredients for a tasty banquet!
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Jun 19 2006, 05:42 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,174 Joined: 13-May 04 From: UCAS Member No.: 6,327 |
Aye, definitely not fast food because the people are too packed, they can't get any running speed. Banquet? That's more of a sit down ordeal, but I don't think the drop bears will be sitting down and having the food to be served to them, it's more like a buffet...
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Jun 20 2006, 02:52 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 511 Joined: 24-March 05 From: On a ledge between Heaven and Hell Member No.: 7,226 |
This thread is still going. :shock: Wow!
Warning. Drop Bears Use of Eucalyptus products Can be detrimental to your Health. Proceed with caution. |
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Jun 20 2006, 04:30 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
And we still develop new ideas :D Great idea to use fridges as secret weapons, Brothers! 8) |
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Jun 30 2006, 03:00 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Greetings Brethren. I have returned. I and my troops have been running super secret combat trials in the keys, and our HQ in Orlando and other places. How goes the Holy Crusade to Bristol?
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Jun 30 2006, 08:38 AM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
Umm I forget, Bath is very nice though.
Looks at steaming wreckage behind him. I think Bristol is passified... |
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Jul 12 2006, 03:01 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Hey guys, how about this for a movie idea:
Drop Bears on a Plane Think it'd sell? Come on, tell me it'd sell. |
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Jul 12 2006, 03:04 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
While I am a strong supporter of Drop Bear anything typically, I don't think this plays to our strengths. I mean, our furry friends need to be able to reach terminal velocity for their opening salvo to have the truly devastating effect we know and love.
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Jul 12 2006, 03:05 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
True spoken.
But a propaganda movie is a good idea. Maybe "The Drop-Team"? |
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Jul 12 2006, 03:07 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
I wanna play BA!
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Jul 12 2006, 03:08 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Murdoch is my man! :D
But our preferences are not important. Drop Bears will play the important/ main characters (=heroes) of that movie. You know, saving the day, resueing the princess, eat the donuts, whatever. |
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Jul 12 2006, 03:11 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Too true Elder Grinder, too true. I am ashamed at my presumtion.
<<sigh>> Will I never get to play BA? |
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Jul 12 2006, 03:14 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Thank you :)
Maybe you can play BA, as long as Drop Bears are the main characters. Or you film your own A-Team-ripoff. With Blackjack! And Hookers! :D |
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Jul 12 2006, 03:16 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Mmmmm, hookers...
Wait NO! I didn't say that out loud, did I? :silly: |
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Jul 12 2006, 03:18 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Why not?
Hookers! Hookers! Hookers! Hookers! Hookers! Thank god I'm home alone. :D |
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Jul 12 2006, 03:18 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
I was thinking the plot would be the drop bears pilot the plane, then bravely jump out of the plane to hit terrorists and tax collectors on the ground far below (therefore winning us food, prestige and a chance to say great lines like "there are motherfucking drop bears in this motherfucking thread!!")
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Jul 12 2006, 03:21 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Viv La Revolution!
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Jul 12 2006, 03:28 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Cheesy plot, cool! Any chance to give Carmen Elektra a main role?
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Jul 12 2006, 03:30 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 681 Joined: 28-February 06 From: UK Member No.: 8,319 |
Forgive me for my interruption and impudence, but I am here to report grave news from my recent mission to Gibraltar.
In this place there are monkeys which are shamelessly attempting to master the copyrighted attack strategy of the Sacred Drop Bear. As I preambulated down a tree-lined lane, two members of the Barbary Macaque Drop Bear Immitation Force took up positions in a tree ahead of my path, no doubt detecting the odour of peanut which persisted after my recent snack, and then hurled themselves out of said tree in a blatant attempt to land on my head. Thankfully their strategies are not yet at Drop Bear levels of proficiency. Their stealth work was somewhat shoddy and their ambush was readily anticipated by myself and my partner. Thanks to our evasive manouvres, said members of the BMDBIF missed their targets by several feet and ended up looking rather foolish and slightly embarrassed. Nevertheless I thought it my duty to report this insolent appropriation of Drop Bear tactics to the high council, that they make take action accordingly. *backs out of the room while bowing* |
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