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nezumi
post Jul 14 2006, 08:50 PM
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Or...Demon Drop Bear Legions!

Are you somehow suggesting we crossbreed our drop bears with ducks? That is... rather disturbing.

Don't you remember elders? We have cross bred them. The platypus was the result. Oh the many hours of falsifying fossil records and spoofing scholarly research to cover up that fiasco. <<shudder>>

I thought we just touched all relevant data with our long, noodly appendage?
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post Aug 7 2006, 06:39 AM
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Pony... hmm.. do we have a Drop Bear Cavalry already?

We tried that. But our furry machines of doom mistook the ponys for breakfast...
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post Aug 7 2006, 07:40 AM
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QUOTE (nezumi)
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Or...Demon Drop Bear Legions!

Are you somehow suggesting we crossbreed our drop bears with ducks? That is... rather disturbing.

Don't you remember elders? We have cross bred them. The platypus was the result. Oh the many hours of falsifying fossil records and spoofing scholarly research to cover up that fiasco. <<shudder>>

I thought we just touched all relevant data with our long, noodly appendage?

Tread carefully in how much you reveal about events that should not be mentioned for it might bring the wrath of the inquisition. Ye have been warned.
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Grinder
post Aug 7 2006, 01:06 PM
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Pony... hmm.. do we have a Drop Bear Cavalry already?

We tried that. But our furry machines of doom mistook the ponys for breakfast...

So we have to make our ponys more resistent or protect them.
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post Aug 7 2006, 09:55 PM
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FINALLY, I am pleased to anounce th Andrew Lloyd Webber is no more and has been replaced with a small drop bear opperating a human body like robot He will go by the name of andrew bruce lloyd webber. A highly trained drop bear soprano undercover agent carried out the hit using "How do you sove a problem like maria?" ( a reality tv show to choose the lead for sound of music, who ever said reality tv was good for nothing?) to get close to her target and tricked him into watching her "climb a tree and scrap her knee".

Drop Bears! should be in theatre's for christmas!
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post Aug 7 2006, 10:13 PM
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FINALLY, I am pleased to anounce th Andrew Lloyd Webber is no more and has been replaced with a small drop bear opperating a human body like robot

How can you tell? ;)
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post Aug 7 2006, 10:47 PM
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Excellent work, Brother Ophis! Any chance that Carmen Elektra will get a small role in the new musical?
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post Aug 8 2006, 01:29 AM
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Yes! YES! Samuroid batch 23! SAMUROID BATCH 23!!!
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post Aug 8 2006, 09:04 AM
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QUOTE (Witness @ Aug 7 2006, 11:13 PM)
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FINALLY, I am pleased to anounce th Andrew Lloyd Webber is no more and has been replaced with a small drop bear opperating a human body like robot

How can you tell? ;)

The duplicate takes my orders. And is buying southern emgland out of eucalyptus sweets...

I'lllook into the Carmen Elektra thing.
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post Aug 8 2006, 09:30 AM
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Please deliver the Carmen Elektra subject to the revolutionary HQ, R&D division, for further examination. :D
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post Aug 8 2006, 09:53 AM
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Thanks Brother Ophis. I'm sure Carmen will be thankful too.

All examination is for the greater good of the Drop Bear cause, right?
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post Aug 8 2006, 10:20 AM
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:rotfl: Of course brother. Do you like to take part in it?
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post Aug 9 2006, 09:55 AM
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Examination is up to you and our other eggheads. We do have other eggheads, do we?

I'll invite Carmen into one of our converting chambers and try my best to convert her to our cause. Which will be easy, 'cause she will be very grateful after getting a part in our world-famous new musical.
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post Aug 9 2006, 10:11 AM
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Of course we do. We have brother <CLASSIFIED>, brother <CLASSIFIED> and the young novice <CLASSIFIED>. The there is that Orang Utan. But I am not sure if he counts...

I don't know for sure if she will still be grateful after examinations.
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post Aug 9 2006, 10:19 AM
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I don't know for sure if she will still be grateful after examinations.

You and your team will find a way to brainwas... uhm.. make her grateful.
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post Aug 9 2006, 12:20 PM
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send her to me before you do your examinations, 2 days with me and anything else will look like sweet sweet heaven in comparison
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post Aug 9 2006, 01:07 PM
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Brother warrior allanon, you first have to proove your dedication to the DBC before we would handle you over such a delicate task.
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post Aug 9 2006, 01:12 PM
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Yeah, like explain what he is going to do, Have her wash his underwear?
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post Aug 9 2006, 01:16 PM
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I was more along "conquering Texas", "rebuilding Alamos" or something smilar.

What's up with our North America conquest, btw?
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post Aug 9 2006, 05:20 PM
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It is currently too hot for the nordic squad to opperate, we'll keep you informed.
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post Aug 9 2006, 05:33 PM
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Drop Bears should be used to heat. We should increase the training time under harsh conditions, be it heat or cold (when they march to Alaska).

Or Brother Oracle and his team invent a weather control machine.
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post Aug 9 2006, 05:33 PM
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And what nordic sqauds? We have Pirate Ninja Surfer Drop Bears in Florida already!
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post Aug 9 2006, 05:39 PM
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I have a covert squad training in Cheney Washington and secretly replacing the Seattle Seahawks Equpment Managers. We're going to use the team's travel schedule as cover to set up cells in other NFL Cities.
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post Aug 9 2006, 08:41 PM
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The upper midwest nordic immigrant drop bear lutefisk brigade, of course. They are firmly entrenched in Minnesota, but the summer heat wave has been crippling.
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post Aug 10 2006, 01:33 AM
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I have a covert squad training in Cheney Washington and secretly replacing the Seattle Seahawks Equpment Managers.  We're going to use the team's travel schedule as cover to set up cells in other NFL Cities.

....we'll see how they withstand the barrage of the Rapid Fire High Velocity Triple A Cheeseball Gun emplcements that surround Lambeau Feild.

They are loaded with cheeseballs made from only the finest "aromatic" Bier Kase known to drop even the most hardened targets (including those in full enviro suits with respirators) in a 10m splatter radius.
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