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stevebugge
post Aug 10 2006, 02:30 AM
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I have a covert squad training in Cheney Washington and secretly replacing the Seattle Seahawks Equpment Managers.  We're going to use the team's travel schedule as cover to set up cells in other NFL Cities.

....we'll see how they withstand the barrage of the Rapid Fire High Velocity Triple A Cheeseball Gun emplcements that surround Lambeau Feild.

They are loaded with cheeseballs made from only the finest "aromatic" Bier Kase known to drop even the most hardened targets (including those in full enviro suits with respirators) in a 10m splatter radius.

We'll see how it goes in November. We shall have to be particularly stealthy as it is a Monday Night Game.
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post Aug 10 2006, 03:23 AM
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I have a covert squad training in Cheney Washington and secretly replacing the Seattle Seahawks Equpment Managers.  We're going to use the team's travel schedule as cover to set up cells in other NFL Cities.

....we'll see how they withstand the barrage of the Rapid Fire High Velocity Triple A Cheeseball Gun emplcements that surround Lambeau Feild.

They are loaded with cheeseballs made from only the finest "aromatic" Bier Kase known to drop even the most hardened targets (including those in full enviro suits with respirators) in a 10m splatter radius.

We'll see how it goes in November. We shall have to be particularly stealthy as it is a Monday Night Game.

...yeah, but as I understand it is at Qwest Field this time around.
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Samaels Ghost
post Aug 10 2006, 06:14 AM
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*walks into room* Oops, wrong room.....Hey, what's going on here? What are all these Koala bears doing outside of the zoo?
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post Aug 10 2006, 06:26 AM
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You have seen nothing. Understand me? Nothing!
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post Aug 10 2006, 06:30 AM
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EEP! It talks! Oh God! What's going on?! i'm scared
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post Aug 10 2006, 06:59 AM
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*sighs* Can someone dispose of him please?
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post Aug 10 2006, 07:47 AM
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Let him read the whole thread three times and we'll have a new convert. Maybe a fritghtful one, but he may be useful one day anyway.
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post Aug 10 2006, 12:47 PM
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Reading it all once would be quite the task.... Not that I have a choice....
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post Aug 10 2006, 12:51 PM
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Of course you have a choice. You can help the conspiracy one of two ways...
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post Aug 10 2006, 01:13 PM
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There is always that choice...
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post Aug 10 2006, 03:28 PM
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What...what's the other way?
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post Aug 10 2006, 03:35 PM
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The other way. Once you have been initiated you will understand, novice.
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post Aug 10 2006, 05:30 PM
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Probationary novice! But do not dare to fail...
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post Aug 11 2006, 01:50 AM
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oh cant i just shoot him and get it over with. You all know he wont read all throught the thread even once and besides i'm hungry.
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Samaels Ghost
post Aug 11 2006, 05:24 AM
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Do i get anything special if I do?
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post Aug 11 2006, 10:20 AM
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Well, common results have included an odd burning sensation about 2 inches behind the eyes and/or a sudden interest in eucalyptus based recipes.

Other symptoms similar to sugar pill.
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post Aug 11 2006, 01:46 PM
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The burning is a sign that we all love you vewy vewy much. :love:
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post Aug 13 2006, 07:46 PM
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I was running games at GenCon and someone complained that I had thrown everthing at them but the kitchen sink. Another player said, "He didn't use any drop bears."

I looked at him with a bit of surprise and he said, "I couldn't believe when I sat down that my game was being run by the heretic."

I replied, "That's why you didn't encounter any drop bears."
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post Aug 14 2006, 08:50 AM
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More proof that the heretic tizoz is no longer in charge of any Drop Troops.

I say we aim the orbital launcher at him when next he raises his unholy head.
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Oracle
post Aug 16 2006, 06:11 AM
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*giggling* Shall I push the RED BUTTON™?
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post Aug 17 2006, 04:10 AM
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no no we must push the Green Button

only after that may you push the Red Button
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post Aug 17 2006, 05:28 AM
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It is the RED BUTTON™. A registered trademark of Drop Bear Conspiracy R&D. It is important for us to protect our intellectual property from other revolutionary movements. Especially from The Kangaroos of Doom and from Kim Jong Il...
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post Aug 17 2006, 05:31 AM
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A special message to the spy we placed not long ago.

[ Spoiler ]
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post Aug 17 2006, 09:55 AM
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I'm not even an official member and I think that ^ is blasphemy!
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post Aug 17 2006, 10:07 AM
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Well, Probationary Novice Samaels Ghost: Thinking is clearly not your task. Those pesky immortal pixies will soon be Drop Bear Food. With eucalyptus sauce.
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