 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Aug 17 2006, 10:38 AM
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#1926
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 984 Joined: 15-June 06 Member No.: 8,717  |
Beg Pardon *goes back to reading DBC*
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Aug 18 2006, 01:06 AM
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#1927
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,066 Joined: 5-February 03 Member No.: 4,017 |
Given the humankin vulnerabilities to eucalyptus, I think the easiest method is just improving their salads. Lettuce is nearly extinct as it is, they won't notice a thing.
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Aug 18 2006, 03:39 PM
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#1928
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
Fixing their salads doesn't let our troops engage in their natural hunting habits. Although we'd end up with eucalyptus flavored humans. :wobble:
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Aug 18 2006, 11:12 PM
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Runner Group: Members Posts: 3,066 Joined: 5-February 03 Member No.: 4,017 |
I prefer the term "pre-marinated"
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Aug 19 2006, 06:06 AM
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#1930
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 984 Joined: 15-June 06 Member No.: 8,717 |
I fear for my kind. They are doomed. You obviously have your act together.
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Aug 19 2006, 06:13 AM
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#1931
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
Message to the spy
[ Spoiler ]
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Aug 21 2006, 02:44 PM
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#1932
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Lilith, if you're going to spam our holy thread with your inane comments, at least be kind enough to put fnord tags on so we won't see it.
Thank you. |
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Aug 21 2006, 05:12 PM
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#1933
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
I'm curious: who made LilithTaveril our spymaster? Is he even a Brother? Or just a spammer - or worse, a tool of the IEs?
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Aug 21 2006, 05:19 PM
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#1934
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
Grinder, the proper is "who made her." That said, I'm not working for you guys. Besides, the IEs think it'll be fun for you guys to try to figure out who the spy is.
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Aug 21 2006, 06:10 PM
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#1935
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
LilithTaveril is the Spy. Her messages are simply a ruse to thwart our holy cause by getting us to turn on each other. Well, it’s far too late for that. Our holy inquisitors have already done the work that this LilithTaveril would have us do to undermine the righteous cause of the noble Drop Bear. The lessons learned from the divine inquisition will not be forgotten by our brothers. We have now risen to a new level of cooperation under our leader’s exalted Drop banner, and will continue our blissful pursuit of Drop Beer.
Of course if LilithTaveril turns out to be a fraggle in disguise, all bets are off. :dead: |
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Aug 21 2006, 06:41 PM
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#1936
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Lilith is a spy? What messages? Are you talking about the stuff in the spoiler tags? I thought only spies are allowed to read that. I avoided reading them lest the Grand Inquisitors think that I was the spy. What do they say? Anything juicy?
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Aug 21 2006, 06:54 PM
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#1937
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
I'm not sure. I try my best not to open other people's messages.
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Aug 22 2006, 04:13 AM
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#1938
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 984 Joined: 15-June 06 Member No.: 8,717 |
Er, why is she not dead? I just wandered in here and was almost eaten, but she leaves blasphemous messages and gets away with it? Outrageous!
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Aug 22 2006, 04:20 AM
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#1939
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
I have the Animal Empathy, First Impression, and Spirit Affinity (Drop Bears) qualities.
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Aug 22 2006, 04:22 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 984 Joined: 15-June 06 Member No.: 8,717 |
Curses!
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Aug 22 2006, 04:26 AM
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#1941
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
Hey, if you want training, all you have to do is convert to working for the IEs... The benefits are great.
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Aug 22 2006, 04:34 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 984 Joined: 15-June 06 Member No.: 8,717 |
But they are nowhere near as cool. Sorry but no thanks.
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Aug 22 2006, 04:36 AM
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#1943
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
Did I mention they allow us to keep drop bears, give us dragons to keep as pets and guardians, and staff our houses with slaves you choose?
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Aug 22 2006, 04:37 AM
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#1944
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 984 Joined: 15-June 06 Member No.: 8,717 |
Dragons are stupid!
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Aug 22 2006, 04:38 AM
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#1945
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
That's why we keep them as pets and guardians. That way, they die first, instead of those who's lives are worth more. Like drop bears.
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Aug 22 2006, 12:50 PM
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#1946
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Fellow Drop Bear Conspiracy / Revolution Elders also get similar benefits. Plus free treats of eucalyptus sweets. Hm, I still have to choose a new house slave.... *smiling at lilith*
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Aug 22 2006, 12:55 PM
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#1947
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
IE-pupppet LilithTaveril is by no means a candidate for a slave.The Inquisition should hunt her down and deal with her finally.
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Aug 22 2006, 03:24 PM
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#1948
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
I propose we test her true loyalty with the tried and true Drop Test!
Someone prepare a tall building and a busload of tourists |
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Aug 22 2006, 04:45 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Good idea, brother stevebugge!
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Aug 22 2006, 06:36 PM
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#1950
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
Does it count as passing if I use a smartlinked panther cannon on anyone who tries to get away?
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