 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Aug 22 2006, 06:45 PM
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#1951
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Great, I'm a Dragon...  Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698  |
Only natural weapons are allowed during a Drop Test. a True Believer of theDBC would know that and don't ask such a heretical question!
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Aug 22 2006, 06:50 PM
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#1952
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
Actually, I was asking because I was wanting to limit damage to the building I would be dropping from. You know, so I can potentially drop from it in the future.
Okay, natural weapons only? Any limits on crater size? |
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Aug 22 2006, 06:59 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
I suspect this one may have difficulty with the Sacrament of the Plunge, such actions are difficult in free fall and the landing on such prey may prove less than satisfying.
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Aug 23 2006, 12:14 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 984 Joined: 15-June 06 Member No.: 8,717 |
I have so much to learn *shock and awe*
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Aug 23 2006, 12:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Possibly you should read the whole thread again, probationary novice Samaels Ghost. You will find that to be enlightening.
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Aug 23 2006, 02:43 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
The natural weapons of a naked human, yes. And no limit on the crater size (why ever you want to make one). Have fun and enjoy the Drop. |
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Aug 24 2006, 12:58 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
I just did.
Unfortunately, I had to redo it. At that height, I mistook a UCAS troop carrier for a tourist bus. Say, want a few weapons or some armor? I've got plenty left over... |
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Aug 24 2006, 05:47 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Hm, interesting. Hallucinations. Possibly someone treatet her with drugs. Does any of the R&D novices have something to confess? Anyone? No?
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Aug 24 2006, 07:43 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
No Brother or Elder was around as a witness and judge, nor was a Drop Bear either. We will set up time and place and inform you, unworthy heretic! |
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Aug 24 2006, 08:17 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
I thought we inform her by throwing her from a skyscraper? At least that was the way we did it last time...
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Aug 24 2006, 11:22 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Exactly.
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Aug 24 2006, 01:21 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
Or, maybe I'm just having a bit of fun at your expense.
Oh, say, do you guys mind having everyone suddenly associate you with the Universal Brotherhood? I've got this juicy faked news story I would like to sell... |
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Aug 24 2006, 02:15 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Well, their grip to world power was actually a good try. Some flaws in execution, though...
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Aug 24 2006, 02:47 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
We play a much deeper game than they.
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Aug 24 2006, 03:01 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Absolutely.
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Aug 24 2006, 03:12 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,026 Joined: 23-November 05 From: Seattle (Really!) Member No.: 7,996 |
Yes they had some bugs in their system they never quite worked out. |
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Aug 24 2006, 09:52 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
Good, good... Just taking notes. You don't mind these statements being included with the news story that says you guys are linked directly to the Universal Brotherhood and are a group of insect shamans trying to take over the world, right? |
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Aug 24 2006, 10:08 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
Good work LilithTaveril! The Universal Brotherhood / insect shaman cover story is a good one. Nobody will suspect the truth. It will enable our Drop Forces to easily sneak through magical checkpoints looking for insects and present an even more dangerous threat than before. In addition when the pesky so-called authorities come into our compounds their insecticide weapons will be useless against our righteous HMHVV might. We will triumph over them with little fear of losing even one holy Drop Bear. Good work indeed. We should give you some kind of award for thinking up such a devious plan for us. How about a nice cold Drop Beer...
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Aug 25 2006, 06:48 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
...with some fresh eucalyptus leaves.
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Aug 26 2006, 02:07 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 366 Joined: 9-August 06 From: Holiday Florida Member No.: 9,055 |
I couldn't help but toss a little reference to this thread into my latest item on Heavy Angel. Here's the link.
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Aug 26 2006, 09:56 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Fellow elders, I hereby propose to award HullBreach with some title for his work to promote our cause....
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Aug 26 2006, 06:35 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
How about Quartermaster?
That can is awesome BTW. :D |
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Aug 27 2006, 01:09 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
How's this for the ad campaign?
I'm thinking of running it on every channel and flooding the UCAS with RFIDs that broadcast it. |
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Aug 27 2006, 04:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 366 Joined: 9-August 06 From: Holiday Florida Member No.: 9,055 |
LOL that reminds me of a joke T-shirt I saw in a shadowrun humor post once:
"I went to Chicago and all I got were these Antennae" |
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Aug 28 2006, 12:02 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Has my vote. |
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