 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Aug 28 2006, 12:03 AM
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#1976
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Great, I'm a Dragon...  Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698  |
It doesn't make any sense to me... :? |
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Aug 28 2006, 01:55 AM
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#1977
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 684 Joined: 8-April 06 From: My dorm room Member No.: 8,438 |
Honored brethren of the Conspiracy, I prostrate myself before you. I come here today to beg a boon of you: in the name of those noble marsupials whom you serve, I seek to become a member of your glorious society. Although I am but a lowly neophyte, callow and unlearned in your ways, I say to you now that my spirit is willing and my loyalty unswerving. I beseech you, oh brethren, to grant my humble request.
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Aug 28 2006, 03:25 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
ummmm yeah. Read the thread a few times, drink some Drop Beer, read the thread a few more times, eat some eucalyptus, read the thread a few more times, burn some eucalyptus candles then read the thread a few more times.
That or make sense of LilithTaveril's post for Grinder. :) |
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Aug 28 2006, 03:40 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 684 Joined: 8-April 06 From: My dorm room Member No.: 8,438 |
I'm underage. Could I drink some Drop Root Beer instead?
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Aug 28 2006, 04:04 AM
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#1980
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 451 Joined: 8-May 06 Member No.: 8,533 |
It's not supposed to. It's supposed to make everyone think the Drop Bear Conspiracy is really an insect spirit conspiracy. That way, they come in with pesticides, you respond with lethal force. |
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Aug 28 2006, 05:39 AM
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#1981
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Probationary novice FanGirl, welcome to the cause. I have good news for you: The Drop Bear Conspiracy™ is an international scheme for world domination. That means, we have cells in countries where drinking age starts as early as with the age of 16. Just pay a visit to our German brethren and share a bottle of true Drop Beer. By the way: It should be your constitutional right to drink any form of alcohol you want to. That is something all Germans, French, British and Russians believe in. :D Wo needs guns when you can have some beer? ;) |
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Aug 28 2006, 09:10 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
*sigh* It's that esay? Damn! :D |
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Sep 1 2006, 07:37 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Drops LilithTaveril down an elevator shaft.
Um... darn I've been gone awhile do we drop them off of buildings as in the outside or just anywhere would work. Maybe a shove down some stairs to see how they hanle alot of small drops. Rereads thread. |
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Sep 13 2006, 05:04 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Especially when the beer tends to kill unwary drinkers passing under the bar. |
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Sep 13 2006, 06:10 PM
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#1985
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
What's the status of our novices Angelone and FanGirl? Did you read the whole thread twice?
Did the Drop Test with LilithTaveril happen? |
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Sep 14 2006, 05:32 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Fourth time through, the pain behind my eyes has finally subsided. That has been replaced by a pain on my forehead as I fell over at one point hitting my head on my nightstand.
EDIT- Still waiting for that fragging armored parasol btw, and for taking this long the thing had better be dikoted, not an ally spirit though, spirits are fickle and treacherous things. |
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Sep 14 2006, 11:15 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 433 Joined: 28-March 06 Member No.: 8,412 |
Or blood! :D The wonders that HMHVV brings........ |
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Sep 14 2006, 11:45 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Er...I hereby formally deny that any humanoid member of the Drop Bear Conspiracy sustains him- or herself by the consumption of blood or other body fluids.
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Sep 14 2006, 08:17 PM
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#1989
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Drop on my brothers. Drop on.
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Sep 16 2006, 08:47 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Hey, nice to see that you're back :)
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Sep 18 2006, 06:45 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
I can finally get on again, but my new job isn't as understanding as the last. So it's touch and go. Nice to be back though.
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Sep 19 2006, 04:34 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Posted on July 24, 2004 by Kagetenshi the false prophet. In his Wee bit o fiction thread.
I find it interesting in three regards, the first is the passage obivously is about a predessor of the fearsome and majestic drop bear, secondly it was posted 10 and a half months before this thread was started, and it takes place inside the Renraku Arcology. It shows that primative untrained drop bears in fact were behind the shutdown. |
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Sep 19 2006, 01:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 681 Joined: 28-February 06 From: UK Member No.: 8,319 |
Er. Excuse my speaking out of place, Masters, it's just that I've been waiting patiently in this antechamber for the 'something special' for over 2 months now. I have no complaints, for such is the privilege of serving such beautiful Masters, and the carpet has pretty patterns in it which I look at when I'm bored. It's just that... well... I really need to go to the toilet. May I be excused? |
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Sep 19 2006, 05:28 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
Angelone. That is privileged information. On another note, congratulations on your forth read of the blessed scriptures.
Witness. Ahhhh yes the old stay in the antechamber test. With two months practice, I believe you ready to experience the full exaltation of the Drop test. First, seek out a suitable high perch from which to launch yourself into the glorious Holy Drop. Then wait ever so patiently till a suitable target, such as one of those wretched dissolute fraggles, presents itself to you. During this time it is advised to reflect the true nature of The Drop. Also, you can sustain yourself on delicious eucalyptus leaves and various eucalyptus snacks while sitting at your post. Burning sacred eucalyptus candles will also help you to connect to the inner Drop. Let us know how it goes. |
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Sep 19 2006, 05:31 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 681 Joined: 28-February 06 From: UK Member No.: 8,319 |
Go wait in a tree. Gotcha.
*wanders off* |
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Sep 19 2006, 05:54 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
also... you can pee. enjoy
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Sep 19 2006, 05:57 PM
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#1997
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 681 Joined: 28-February 06 From: UK Member No.: 8,319 |
*zzipp*
AAAAaaaaahaaaaahahaaaaaa... |
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Sep 19 2006, 06:06 PM
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#1998
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
"Hey! Watch that!" *sigh* "Another Pith helmet ruined" Wanders off.
My apologies most revered PlainWhiteSocks I was delving into the archives and found that tidbit. I shall be more discreet in the future. |
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Sep 19 2006, 06:29 PM
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#1999
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 132 Joined: 24-August 05 From: Luxembourg, Luxembourg Member No.: 7,611 |
Delving is excellent Angelone. Proper research can lead to better equipped groups of magnificent Ninja Drop Bear Commandos. Keep up the good work, and you may get the title of Cloistered Drop Bear some day.
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Sep 19 2006, 06:40 PM
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#2000
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 681 Joined: 28-February 06 From: UK Member No.: 8,319 |
...aaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa...
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