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 Nov 22 2006, 11:35 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 745 Joined: 12-August 06 Member No.: 9,097  |
Which one? Suffering? :D |
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Nov 23 2006, 12:53 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
That's the one!
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Nov 23 2006, 01:51 AM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
I've found it's easier to just read each post twice while it's still new, then you can get away with reading the whole thread only once every month.
My two year old writes: :wobble: :love: :sleepy: :cyber: :grinbig: :eek: :love: :talker: As you can tell, he feels great emotion for the holy Drop Bear. |
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Nov 28 2006, 05:23 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Get them when they're young and they'll be yours forever. *Monty Burns on* Excellent*Monty Burns off*
Interesting fact, as close as it is to the Holy Land, they have never heard of Drop Bears in Korea. |
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Nov 28 2006, 01:02 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 170 Joined: 23-March 06 From: Drowning in the pollution of Mass Bay Member No.: 8,401 |
I expect that some of those who are native to, but have left, the Holy Land are also ignorant of them.
Shame on them! |
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Nov 28 2006, 01:05 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
They'll face the punishment they deserve, when the great day of the Drop is coming.
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Dec 1 2006, 01:08 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 751 Joined: 7-June 02 From: Hamilton.LTG.on.ca Member No.: 2,853 |
I havent been in this forum for ages...and this thread is still going, i remeber thinking 30 pages is retaded, but wow a brand spanking new level of Drop Bear Thread.
Bravo DumpShockers. |
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Dec 3 2006, 11:03 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
As a suggestion to the R&D department, I think we should look into equipping our drop bears with bungee cords so that they can be ready for redeployment quicker and get them off the ground, where they are most vunerable, quicker. Maybe some kind of winch with a harness would work better so they can relish the kill more.
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Dec 3 2006, 11:07 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
As long as the bungee cords are just a bit longer than the proposed drop itself. Otherwise it would be kind of pointless, don't you think? ;)
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Dec 3 2006, 11:22 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
They are called Drop bears for a reason elf. If they couldn't survive a something as simple as the thumpening they wouldn't be the paragons of predatory evolution that they are.
PS- ;) |
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Dec 3 2006, 11:25 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
We should humour Fortune, as he seems to have got immortallity without a resistance to senile dementia...
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Dec 3 2006, 11:34 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Um ... my point being that if the bungee cord was in fact shorter than the drop, yon flop rodent might run the risk of not only missing his target, but being flung upwards into the branches multiple times. Perhaps even worse (?), the fuzzy little stoned varmint might well end up helplessly suspended within easy weapon's reach of his intended target, and any accompanying companions. :P
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Dec 3 2006, 11:42 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Which is why I also proposed a winch and harness rappeling system. With an easy interface, the skull button allows dropping while the tree button whisks the dropped out of harms way.
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Dec 3 2006, 11:52 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
That wouldn't help much if the floppy teddy gets tanged after all that bouncing and banging against and through the overhead branches.
Y'see! I try to help, and all I get is abuse. I really do think some of you have been drinking too much 'drop bear essense' for your own good. |
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Dec 4 2006, 02:37 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Gummi beary juice, that do it for you? :grinbig:
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Dec 4 2006, 02:43 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
I'd have used that if I'd have thought of it. :D
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Dec 4 2006, 02:50 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Dashing and Daring
Dropping and Tearing Faithful and Furry With thumpings to share :P |
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Dec 4 2006, 02:57 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Let's hear it for ... Disney's ....... Drop Dumplings.
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Dec 4 2006, 04:22 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Boo Hiss I live in Mouse Central thank you very much. My commandoes are up 100% on Disney's Evil Propaganda. That is why we took over the parks.
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Dec 4 2006, 02:36 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
I should have seen it earlier... Very commendable, Magus. For decades we've been teaching our youth that all things evil are ugly and big, and all things furry and small are allies. Lilo and Stitch are your best work yet! See the little creature with all the sharp teeth who jumps on your head from above? He's just not understood! Bring him home, show him to your parents, and protect him from the evil, wicked elves who cause him so much trouble. |
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Dec 5 2006, 08:17 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Abuse you? No, I think you misunderstand. We like having you around. You're good for the faithful. Like a test of faith. It starts with reading through the thread a few times, then the thread once or thrice, then you're here for proper conditioning. You are so very helpful to the cause. :vegm: |
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Dec 5 2006, 08:35 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Keep chuggin'. ;)
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Dec 6 2006, 11:00 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Speaking of the faithful, whatever happened to Brother Witness? Did he ever recover from his ordeal? How many active elders do we still have? I notice quite a few are out preparing thumpenings to deal with the elven "threat".
It's Drop Beer btw. |
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Dec 6 2006, 11:04 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
We are working from the shadows brother. Be faithful!
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Dec 6 2006, 11:13 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
The elders are around and well. Rumours about deaths of some of them have been greatly exaggerated and are IE propaganda!
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