 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Aug 4 2005, 07:36 PM
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Chicago Survivor  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033  |
not exactly he was fairly hell bent on fragging the Gummi Bears and the snot nosed brats. Though why he surrounded himself with henchmen that couldn't find two synapses to rub together among the score of them is beyond me.
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Aug 4 2005, 08:22 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
They're union. |
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Aug 4 2005, 08:26 PM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
International Brothrehood of Drubers and Dunces, Local 764?
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Aug 4 2005, 10:27 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
Must...use...for....cannon....fodder....
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Aug 6 2005, 03:57 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
" this is the thread the wouldn't end.... it just goes on and on my friend..."
Damn threads with regeneration power. |
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Aug 6 2005, 06:08 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
It's alive! ALIVE! Muahahahahahahah! :elims:
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Aug 7 2005, 01:53 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 384 Joined: 18-August 03 From: North VA Member No.: 5,519 |
I think the regeneration has much to do with the amazing depth that has yet to be plumbed of the enigmatic drop bear.
For instance, how do drop bears go about making little drop bears? What intricate rituals must they engage in to conceive? |
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Aug 7 2005, 02:02 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Most likely, they just drain the essence of a normal Koala to 0 an dit rises as a Drop Bear 3 days later. This way, they don't have to go through the effort of having sexual intercourse. |
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Aug 7 2005, 03:43 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
nah, it's like eagles, they do it on the way down.....
then make cheasy bumper stickers about it |
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Aug 7 2005, 05:24 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 384 Joined: 18-August 03 From: North VA Member No.: 5,519 |
If they do that, how do they hunt other koalas? Do they get 'the drop' on them too? I can't imagine they're terribly fast... |
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Aug 7 2005, 05:28 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Well, essence Drain requires strong emotions such as lust or fear. I'd day that they have a very high ettiquette (Koala seduction) specialization.
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Aug 7 2005, 09:13 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
"Wanna see my collection of interesting eucalyptus leafs?"
And it may work... koalas, too dumb. |
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Aug 8 2005, 05:32 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 176 Joined: 8-March 05 Member No.: 7,146 |
Ok, somehow this had made two things meet in my head that should never meet: Disney and White Wolf. There new game amed at younger audience:
"Drop Bears, The Masqurade" Cute vampiric angst filled Koalas compleat with political manuvering and backstabing. |
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Aug 8 2005, 05:39 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Nah, that'll never happen. It is almost as silly as Disney and Squaresoft making a console RPG together. :grinbig:
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Aug 8 2005, 06:00 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
That's alright. I revealed to my wife yesterday that I can't watch Duck Tales since I always remember that ducks have 6-12 inch long, corkscrew shaped penises. We all have those strange combinations that keep us up at night.
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Aug 8 2005, 06:07 PM
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Chicago Survivor Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 5,079 Joined: 28-January 04 From: Canton, GA Member No.: 6,033 |
Gee, there's a piece of useless information I could have done without.
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Aug 8 2005, 07:13 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 384 Joined: 18-August 03 From: North VA Member No.: 5,519 |
There is actually an early Something Positive strip that prominantly features koala reproduction.
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Aug 8 2005, 07:19 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
I always wondered why Donald usually runs around without pants, but after taking a shower he takes towel around his lower torso... |
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Aug 10 2005, 04:35 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
regenerate! The drop bear will not die!
Geez, take a day or two off, and you're talking about Donal Duck's penis!? Pigs do that too BTW |
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Aug 10 2005, 09:07 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
It was.. umh... late?
Last nigh we just ranted (over some beers) about koalas - seems noone likes them. |
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Aug 10 2005, 10:32 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
what isn't their to like about a koala? SMall, furry, symbol of a continent (sorta) carries babeis on it's back. And the drop bear eats people's faces! Doesn't get any better! :D
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Aug 10 2005, 10:54 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Nope - everyone disliked them because of their stupid look in the face and the fact that they are plain stupid.
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Aug 10 2005, 12:31 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
They're not stupid.
Except that they poison themselves with their food supply. Wait, that's stupid. Carry on. :grinbig: |
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Aug 10 2005, 01:22 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Converted another one, fine.
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Aug 10 2005, 02:44 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
I took my little cousin to the zoo yesterday. When we got to the koala exibit, and I had a staring contest with one. It won after I got "The good, the bad, and the ugly" theme in my head and started laughing. It was a sad day for the resistance.
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