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 Dec 6 2006, 12:59 PM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 170 Joined: 23-March 06 From: Drowning in the pollution of Mass Bay Member No.: 8,401  |
And on the other hand, the rumors of the deaths of other ones are extremely accurate, or would be but for the fact that they refer to the clones. |
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Dec 6 2006, 01:05 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Good to hear, I had feared some had bravely fallen dealing with the elves. Give the word and I will lend the might of my droptankers who will smite our enemies with a righteous furor.
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Dec 6 2006, 01:29 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,978 Joined: 26-February 02 From: New Jersey, USA Member No.: 500 |
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Dec 6 2006, 04:05 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
There's a line, "But their numbers have dropped..." I'm not sure how to take that.
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Dec 20 2006, 02:41 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
NO! We must attack the fires with Ares Cascades!
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Dec 20 2006, 03:06 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Just the type of lethargic response one would expect from a bunch of rodent worshippers. :D
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Dec 20 2006, 03:15 AM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Hah, foolish keebler, you fell for our disinformation campaign! While the fires destroyed the food of regular koalas, making them more willing to join our ranks, we made it appear we were slowly trying to extinguish said fires! And you fell for it! You fool, hahahahaha! Now our secret plan is guaranteed success!
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Dec 20 2006, 03:18 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
And they call elves 'Leafbiters' ... :eek:
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Dec 20 2006, 07:12 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 732 Joined: 1-December 06 Member No.: 10,116 |
Dear lord, this has got to be the longest running thread I have -EVER- seen. Infact I totally say that as a result, there really needs to be a whole shadowrun book specifically dedicated to the drop bear conspiracy. Or at the very least, a threats 3 book and an article about the dreaded drop bears.
Why if I had not stumbled across this thread. I too could have fallen vitcim to the dreaded drop bears! I mean, just yesterday, I was walking in downtown Seattle. There'd been this thing on the newsa bout these wild creatuers breaking loose and, initailly I thought nothing of it, afterall I'm a runner! I can geek anything that looks at me crosseyed!...except for the drop bears. I'd never met one, but thankfully I had read this thread so knew what I had to do once I was finally confronted with the dreaded creatures! Hang on.. I hear something... Oh sweet.. no! NO! The eyes! Those baleful eyes! *thud* AAAARRRRGGGHHH |
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Dec 20 2006, 09:19 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,150 Joined: 19-December 05 From: Rhein-Ruhr Megaplex Member No.: 8,081 |
Do Dropbears perch in christmas trees?
Do Dropbears use small wrapped packages as bait for the unwary? Do Dropbears make HoHoHo noises on the drop? Do Dropbears wear red hats as disguise? |
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Dec 20 2006, 09:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 732 Joined: 1-December 06 Member No.: 10,116 |
This just in!
Seattle residents are being warned to lock their doors, bar their windows, and start a fire in any chimney they may have. A recent shipment of Drop Bears ment for an animal testing lab has mysteriously been freed of their cages. These vampiric bears, have been sighted doning Santa suits and dropping down chimneys to attack the heads of the unweary. Also in related news.. There is a drop bear above you.. Quit reading this to the viewers you iddiot! RUN! NOW! *drop bear lands on news anchor* OH GOD! MY EYES! MY EYES! *screams and flails* *Feed Cuts out* *Notice pops up on screen* We're sorry, but we appear to be experiencing technical difficulties. Please excuse us for the inconvinence. We will be returning you to your regularly sheduled programming as soon as the drop bears finish rampaging the city. |
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Dec 20 2006, 02:24 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Wow, I do believe we're witnessing the results of Kesslan having read the entire thread.
Twice. |
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Dec 20 2006, 02:56 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Welcome, Brother Kesslan!
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Dec 21 2006, 05:07 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 732 Joined: 1-December 06 Member No.: 10,116 |
Not quite the entire thread, but I am getting there. It has ammused me greatly. There are, in the evil depths of this thread, things that just about made me bust a gut laughing my ass off at work. FOrtunately there's practically no one here in the middle of the night or I'd get some very odd looks indeed :D |
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Dec 22 2006, 03:51 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
Yes, those blasted rodent worshipers are slow. Those of us who worship vampiric marsupials on the other hand.... ;-) |
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Dec 23 2006, 10:25 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 732 Joined: 1-December 06 Member No.: 10,116 |
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Dec 23 2006, 11:19 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Kesslan, if you have read the entire thread as all good alcolytes are supposed to you would have seen that particular link before. You must be a spy for the Elf!! Die heretic!!
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Dec 23 2006, 11:59 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 732 Joined: 1-December 06 Member No.: 10,116 |
Yes, i have seen that link before, but the item at the bottom, I will point out. Is new.
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Dec 23 2006, 03:22 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
(Suspicion turns to Magus)
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Dec 23 2006, 08:49 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
Conven the tribunal!
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Dec 24 2006, 04:15 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
I declare my fanaticism to the Holy Cause of the Drop Bear. I only state that link has been shown to the Holy Brethren already. It may be in a new location but it is the same informational pic and text.Would be Brother (acolyte ) Kesslan has already stated he has NOT read the entire thread at least once. Whereas Most of the Commanders and all the Elders have gone through this Holy Document at least twice.
I submit myself to the Tribunal. |
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Dec 25 2006, 10:56 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,468 Joined: 5-December 06 From: Somewhere in the Flooding, CalFree Member No.: 10,215 |
*seven hours and 4 cases mountain dew later*
I have just read the entire drop bear conspiracy for the first time in one sitting..... *looks over shoulder at the huddled group of drop bears chewing on eucalyptus leaves from backyard* They showed up maybe three hours into it, about the time when my stack of empty cans began to form a temple in my living room. I think they dropped down my chimney while I was lost in the ninety one pages of the Holy Thread of Thump. The black spots and the spinning are starting to fade now....I feel as though I just completed an ordeal, the grade 1 initiation into the tradition of the almighty ninja drop bear totem. *bows before temple in living room* :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: I understand...I understand the eucalyptation....oh Holy Drop Bear, I am your follower... |
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Dec 26 2006, 01:35 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Congrats. People must surely celebrate such a feat of endurance and willpower ... even in the pursuit of a less-than-savory cause.
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Dec 26 2006, 03:32 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,468 Joined: 5-December 06 From: Somewhere in the Flooding, CalFree Member No.: 10,215 |
I will second that *pops open a refreshing can of Drop Beer* Drop Beer for all!! |
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Dec 27 2006, 11:12 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Am I late for the Tribunal? I was busy subjugating the local populace and teaching them our anthem. |
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