 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Jan 7 2007, 06:52 AM
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Immoral Elf  Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486  |
That's a Care Bear shaman! :P :D |
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Jan 8 2007, 09:57 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Aarrrggghhh!!! I'm such a fool!! New Year's Eve would have been perfect for drop bears! Imagine the big sparkly ball in NYC is replaced with a fake, hollow ball full of hungry drop bears! At precisely 12:01am, January 1st, it breaks open and tens or hundreds of the hungry troops fall upon unsuspecting New Yorkers below!
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Jan 8 2007, 09:58 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Drop Bear Care Shaman. Try saying that three times fast. |
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Jan 8 2007, 10:46 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
No worries, many more New Year Eves will come. |
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Jan 9 2007, 12:38 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,468 Joined: 5-December 06 From: Somewhere in the Flooding, CalFree Member No.: 10,215 |
Just wait till the Fourth of July, I already have plans in the works to replace the firweorks here with drop bear launchers so that when people look to the skies for the fireworks they are instead met with the furry fury of my drop bear grade 1 initiates....hopefully a higher grade by then though.
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Jan 9 2007, 01:52 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
grade 1 NINJA inititiates?
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Jan 9 2007, 01:53 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,468 Joined: 5-December 06 From: Somewhere in the Flooding, CalFree Member No.: 10,215 |
Is there any other kind? :P |
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Jan 9 2007, 01:58 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
*Mr. Burns*eeeexcelleeeent */Mr. Burns*
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Jan 9 2007, 10:20 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
So, would Care Bears that have been inflicted with HMHVV be converted into Scare Bears?
If they got religion, would they become Prayer Bears? |
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Jan 9 2007, 11:55 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,468 Joined: 5-December 06 From: Somewhere in the Flooding, CalFree Member No.: 10,215 |
And if they were into the 14th century would they be Faire Bears?
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Jan 9 2007, 02:39 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
A question for the elders, is there any relationship between drop bears and gummi bears? After all, gummi bears bounce here and there and everywhere, while drop bears drop here and there and everywhere. Is gummi bear juice the solution to our long reclimb times?
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Jan 9 2007, 03:19 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Where's Brother Oracle with his eggheads of the R&D department? The main problem with gummi bear juice is the fact that it lasts for a long time and the user jumps around all the time. Not a good idea when a Drop Bear wants to climb on a tree and remain their, waiting for its next prey. |
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Jan 9 2007, 06:13 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
We could design some sort of collar to release it when they launched an attack.
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Jan 9 2007, 10:07 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
However, it also allows for one Drop Bear to take many drops in rapid succession therefore being able to take out more than one foe per ambush. |
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Jan 9 2007, 10:26 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,468 Joined: 5-December 06 From: Somewhere in the Flooding, CalFree Member No.: 10,215 |
Well, my squad out here have devised a very simple and low-tech means of overcoming the 'reclimb the tree issue'. We simply attached short lengths of bungee cord the drop bears so they hit the target then get pulled back up into their trees to do it again.
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Jan 9 2007, 10:39 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Yo-Yo Bears.
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Jan 10 2007, 02:50 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
I see now Fortune, I come up with the bungee system and it's stupid. However, when Trigger comes up with it you roll with it,support it even. Knowing it has design flaws you try to encourage our new brother into folly. Bad IE, Bad.
Honestly I thought more of you. |
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Jan 10 2007, 03:02 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
That's not my fault! :P :D |
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Jan 10 2007, 08:58 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
You've won this round, elf. Remember this, as my Tanooki samurai drop tankers are overwhelming your defenses, and you feel that moment of shock which signals the Thumpening.
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Jan 10 2007, 11:11 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
As a matter of fact the heads of most researchers of R&D are shaped like cones... |
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Jan 10 2007, 01:18 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 681 Joined: 28-February 06 From: UK Member No.: 8,319 |
*blink*
Everything's different!.. It's cold. And there are wolves after me. |
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Jan 10 2007, 09:37 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Oh, mea culpa. Do you have any suggestions for the juice topic? |
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Jan 10 2007, 10:01 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 170 Joined: 23-March 06 From: Drowning in the pollution of Mass Bay Member No.: 8,401 |
Those aren't wolves. They're Hell Hounds, and they're angry! |
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Jan 12 2007, 06:37 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Of course. Send out your troops to catch some gummi bears. After pressing them out I will have enough juice for experiments. |
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Jan 12 2007, 08:25 AM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
Does putting on my copy of Floyd's Ummagumma while plopping a stuffed koala bear on top of my CD player help?
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