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IvanTank
post May 31 2007, 09:28 PM
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Maybe we should do something, he sounds pretty umm.. ambitious. We could put a counter spy in his group.

Ophis has already tried. You cannot inflitrate my group. Especially not when the spies leave "Proud Member of the Drop Bear Conspiracy" in their sig...
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nezumi
post May 31 2007, 09:31 PM
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[QUOTE = Wikiality on Drop Bears]Drop bears (not to be confused with real bears) are cute and cuddly creatures everyone should welcome into their homes. Unlike koalas, they don't need eucalyptus, but instead prefer crunchy, sugary cereal.[/QUOTE]

http://www.wikiality.com/Drop_bear
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nezumi
post May 31 2007, 09:32 PM
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What if I put a fake mustache over it?
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IvanTank
post May 31 2007, 09:35 PM
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Nobody can stop the Drop Bear Conspiracy. It does not exist.

QUOTE (IvanTank @ May 31 2007, 05:49 AM)
I am currently running a resistance center based out of the San Francisco area, and have developed various types of arms and armor that should put the drop bears in place, easily.

Could you be a little bit more specific on the location?

We are based in Santa Carla, CA. We are experienced in dealing with HMHVV-infected creatures, having eliminated a group of vampires back in the 80's.
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IvanTank
post May 31 2007, 09:47 PM
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What if I put a fake mustache over it?

Shoot, I hadn't thought of that....

*recalibrates spy detector*

Ok, now we're good, thanks for the heads up :)
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fistandantilus4....
post May 31 2007, 09:53 PM
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. We know your strategies. We know your weaknesses. We know the strength, disposition, and location of your forces.


I highly doubt that. We don't even know all of those things. Is there even one membar among us that can name all the Elders, Title holders, and Brothers among the Conspiracy? Remember, knowledge confuses even the righteous. In ignorance we trust.
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IvanTank
post May 31 2007, 10:07 PM
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In ignorance you shall falter. My various plans are already set to unseat various elders. BWAHAHA
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IvanTank
post May 31 2007, 10:08 PM
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I hope you find something new to eat, for your eucalyptus trees will soon be no more :)
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post May 31 2007, 10:09 PM
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AND I TAKE THE 2500 POST! THIS IS A SIGN OF THE DOWNFALL OF THE DROP BEARS!!!!
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fistandantilus4....
post May 31 2007, 10:13 PM
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Eating some beef jerky at the moment. Tasty. But thanks for the concern. :)

Oh, and Elders don't sit. We lurk. You'll have to un-lurk us.

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THIS IS A SIGN OF THE DOWNFALL OF THE DROP BEARS!!!!

Yay! Drop bears fall to attack man!
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IvanTank
post May 31 2007, 10:38 PM
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Eating some beef jerky at the moment. Tasty. But thanks for the concern. :)

Oh, and Elders don't sit. We lurk. You'll have to un-lurk us.

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THIS IS A SIGN OF THE DOWNFALL OF THE DROP BEARS!!!!

Yay! Drop bears fall to attack man!

Damn, this one is clever....

Message to Plan B: Begin Plan C. I repeat, begin Plan C
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hyzmarca
post Jun 1 2007, 12:11 AM
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If you continue to be bad and oppose our plans then Zombie Drop Boar Santa will leave a lump of coal in your stocking and have the Krampus tear out your brain to make into a delicious holiday meal.
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fistandantilus4....
post Jun 1 2007, 12:34 AM
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Message to Plan B: Begin Plan C. I repeat, begin Plan C

One step ahead of you pal. Plan B is my wife. ;)
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IvanTank
post Jun 1 2007, 02:32 AM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0 @ May 31 2007, 07:34 PM)
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Message to Plan B: Begin Plan C. I repeat, begin Plan C

One step ahead of you pal. Plan B is my wife. ;)

I know ;)

Like I said, I have just finished reading through the entire thread.
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post Jun 1 2007, 03:00 AM
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If you continue to be bad and oppose our plans then Zombie Drop Boar Santa will leave a lump of coal in your stocking and have the Krampus tear out your brain to make into a delicious holiday meal.

Drop Boar Santa?!
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post Jun 1 2007, 03:03 AM
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Ah, right, you'd mentioned that. For that, I usually recommend a Drop bear, and some soothing images, perhaps with some quiet ocean sounds, and no human contact for about 24 hours. Either that or eat your neighbors brain.
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post Jun 1 2007, 03:13 AM
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QUOTE (hyzmarca @ May 31 2007, 07:11 PM)
If you continue to be bad and oppose our plans then Zombie Drop Boar Santa will leave a lump of coal in your stocking and have the Krampus tear out your brain to make into a delicious holiday meal.

Drop Boar Santa?!

Yes! :alien: I have succeeded in crossbreeding undead zombie drop-bears with the giant mean-eating boars that Mason Verger used in his bizarre and doomed attempt to torture Hannibal Lector to death by having him eaten alive one part at a time. :vegm:
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post Jun 1 2007, 03:31 AM
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Drop Bear Conspirators, listen closely, as I will only warn you once. We have hacked your communication network. We know your strategies. We know your weaknesses. We know the strength, disposition, and location of your forces.

All those who wish to surrender, now is your chance. Forsake your affiliation with these accursed creatures, and come back to your brothers and sisters. Join the Human Race in the fight against the Drop Bears.

Those who do not come willingly will discover a fate worse than anything imaginable. Save Yourself. Redeem yourself by taking up the good fight.

THESE BEARS WILL NOT GET THE DROP ON US!!!

Death to Interloper!! Jihad Forever! Drop On!!!
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fistandantilus4....
post Jun 1 2007, 03:32 AM
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Yes! :alien: I have succeeded in crossbreeding undead zombie drop-bears with the giant mean-eating boars that Mason Verger used in his bizarre and doomed attempt to torture Hannibal Lector to death by having him eaten alive one part at a time. :vegm:

You're just sick and twisted in all the right ways.
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post Jun 1 2007, 03:36 AM
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Death to Interloper!! Jihad Forever! Drop On!!!

Just try to drop on me. I dare you :)
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post Jun 1 2007, 03:39 AM
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Yes!  I have succeeded in crossbreeding undead zombie drop-bears with the giant mean-eating boars that Mason Verger used in his bizarre and doomed attempt to torture Hannibal Lector to death by having him eaten alive one part at a time. 


Finally, something to devour all that angst that is floating around.
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post Jun 1 2007, 06:40 AM
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QUOTE (Demon_Bob @ May 31 2007, 08:35 AM)
Nobody can stop the Drop Bear Conspiracy.  It does not exist.

QUOTE (IvanTank @ May 31 2007, 05:49 AM)
I am currently running a resistance center based out of the San Francisco area, and have developed various types of arms and armor that should put the drop bears in place, easily.

Could you be a little bit more specific on the location?

We are based in Santa Carla, CA. We are experienced in dealing with HMHVV-infected creatures, having eliminated a group of vampires back in the 80's.

Alright, we got the coordinates....ready the Thor Shot Drop Cannon.........DROP!!!

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Camera pans in on a newscaster reporting outside the Anti-Drop Bear HQ

"Here we are at the headquarters of a group claiming to be postponing the apoclaypse. According to their spokesman, the end is being planned by a crazed group of animal tamers and their legions of 'drop bears'. What these so called 'drop bears' are and how they could end the world has yet to be disclosed...."

A great sonic boom is heard overhead and everything is suddenly covered in shadows. An explosion flashes across the screen and then static..... "THIS PROGRAM WILL RETURN MOMENTARILY. WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. THANK YOU FOR YOU COOPERATION."
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IvanTank
post Jun 1 2007, 07:55 AM
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I am just sitting here trying to figure out which city you just wiped off the map. I can tell you one thing for sure, it wasn't Santa Carla :)
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post Jun 1 2007, 09:57 AM
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Target locked, firing... Thump.

I'd like to report the destruction od IvanHoe... wait IvanHoe? The target was IvanTank. Isn't IvanHoe a book or something? Damnit!
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post Jun 1 2007, 12:09 PM
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Ah, good, finally got a chance to try out my 10KW shockfrill shoulder pad/helmet combo. Mmmm.... Toasty Drop Bear, just like they sell at Dropeye's Koala and Biscuits.
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