 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Jun 1 2007, 01:51 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet;  Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760  |
Excellent job, Trigger. Your success shall not go unrewarded. Clearly you have kicked the Anti-Droppers off the map, as evidenced by the fact that their PR man has been replaced with an obvious bot.
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Jun 1 2007, 02:47 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 179 Joined: 15-November 06 Member No.: 9,866 |
GRRR.... Santa Carla is a fictional city from the 80's vampire movie "The Lost Boys"
Thus, the location I gave you was a fake. I would never give away my position like that. |
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Jun 1 2007, 03:35 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
No no, it definitely exists. Check out google maps. As further proof, if you zoom in you'll see it's right next to 'El Camino Real' which is Spanish for 'A Real Street'. Obviously a real place.
Obviously the satellite picture is out of date, or it would show the crater. |
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Jun 1 2007, 05:50 PM
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Mystery Archaeologist Group: Members Posts: 2,906 Joined: 19-September 05 From: The apple tree Member No.: 7,760 |
I must say I worry that you think the DBC is a bad thing. We are the ones who are the liberators. Look at the good we have already done...
We killed Andrew Llyod Webber goddammit (and replaced him with a DB is a robot suit). Surely that is proof of our good intentions. |
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Jun 1 2007, 06:27 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Just blast Santa Clara. It's got El Camino Real, and too may yuppies anyways.
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Jun 1 2007, 07:37 PM
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The Dragon Never Sleeps Group: Admin Posts: 6,924 Joined: 1-September 05 Member No.: 7,667 |
You are going to make the conspiracy fall?
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Jun 1 2007, 08:11 PM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Me? Nah, I just don't like Santa Clara much. Lived in San Jose too long. Normally we'd jsut do the whole Drop Legion thing, but yuppies gove Drop Bears indigestion.
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Jun 2 2007, 12:39 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 511 Joined: 24-March 05 From: On a ledge between Heaven and Hell Member No.: 7,226 |
Sorry but that knowledge is Highly Classified, need to know. Most of the members that have been informed of such have gone insane, shortly before their heads exploded. Man was not meant to know such things. Fortunately Drop Bears are far superior to us in that regard. |
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Jun 2 2007, 12:43 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 511 Joined: 24-March 05 From: On a ledge between Heaven and Hell Member No.: 7,226 |
But then where will we know where to send donations to the Anti-Drop Bear Campaign? Or are you super independantly wealthy? |
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Jun 2 2007, 05:02 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Because you know what happened to last last super independantly wealthy who tried to dismantle an organization like ours.
Thump... Damnit not Ivan the Red. |
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Jun 2 2007, 05:09 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
I've missed twice now, time to do it the old fashioned way. Since he has already given away his defences dress your dropbears in rubber or leather suits and just have them thump random people we'll get him eventually.
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Jun 2 2007, 06:33 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Wait... does Grinder have two indenties? :D |
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Jun 2 2007, 07:37 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
He's in Santa Carla, CA. You're probably thinking of San Francisco, CA. |
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Jun 2 2007, 02:52 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
Does he dress his minions up too? I was suggesting it for insulative purposes, that and I like dressing them up. |
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 Jun 3 2007, 04:44 PM
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Old Man of the North Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 10,301 Joined: 14-August 03 From: Just north of the Centre of the Universe Member No.: 5,463 |
Help!
I have photographic evidence of Drop Bear invasion here in Toronto, but I don't know how to post the proof in this thread. Someone let me know how to do it before "They" get to me! I don't have a website or facebook-type account on which to place the photo. Agent CAN-349/B17 |
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Jun 3 2007, 05:09 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 34 Joined: 14-January 07 Member No.: 10,631 |
use imageshack.us
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Jun 3 2007, 05:36 PM
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Old Man of the North Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 10,301 Joined: 14-August 03 From: Just north of the Centre of the Universe Member No.: 5,463 |
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Jun 3 2007, 08:06 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 179 Joined: 15-November 06 Member No.: 9,866 |
***Adding anti-kite weaponry to my arsenal***
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Jun 4 2007, 01:40 AM
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Man In The Machine Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 2,264 Joined: 26-February 02 From: I-495 S Member No.: 1,105 |
you wanna try and stop a drop bear? Be my fragging guest.
Ill stand out of the way of the atrial blood spray. |
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Jun 4 2007, 12:28 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Damn, never tell Elder Fisty anything about your clothing style (leather, for the record).
I prefer to dress my minions, at least the male ones. Men running around naked (or dropping from a tree) is not the best idea for undercover ops. My Drop Bears legions on the other hand refused to wear pants. Could at least convince them to use a towel after they've showered. :D |
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Jun 4 2007, 05:06 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 179 Joined: 15-November 06 Member No.: 9,866 |
*Attaches 10 inch spikes to shoulder pads and helmet* Thanks for the heads up :) |
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Jun 4 2007, 05:10 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 179 Joined: 15-November 06 Member No.: 9,866 |
***Presses blinking red button***
Good, all the Agent Orange bombs that I have planted in Eucalyptus trees worldwide have successfully gone off. Expect all of your precious eucalyptus leaves to be dead within the day, as well as all as most of your hiding places :) The drop bears shall be overrun!!! |
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Jun 4 2007, 05:22 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 511 Joined: 24-March 05 From: On a ledge between Heaven and Hell Member No.: 7,226 |
Oh, thats what those were.
Now where did we move them to? |
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Jun 4 2007, 05:45 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
This is great! Now if you drop a heavy melon, it gets caught on the spikes, makes him too top heavy, pulling his head to the ground and leaving a much bigger and softer target for the following bear!
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Jun 4 2007, 07:10 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 179 Joined: 15-November 06 Member No.: 9,866 |
Nah, the spikes are more like blades, so the watermelon will just get sliced and fall to the ground.
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