 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Apr 28 2008, 10:44 AM
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Moving Target  Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624  |
Nothing is fine under the watchful eyes of the Inquisition, brother. Everyone is a sinner. But some sins are less severe than others.
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Apr 28 2008, 11:58 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Interesting. Do you want to confess a sin, brother Oracle?
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Apr 28 2008, 12:08 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
The cow has a total of 7 stomaches, all of which are padded in nice, fleshy, grade A beef.
Might it be possible to somehow join all 7 stomaches, perhaps furnish them a bit, some hardwood floor or something, and store a commando within the cow? This will protect the bear during reentry, hopefully deliver him directly into the vehicle in question, and provide tasty meat should he miss and find himself stranded and awaiting pick-up. It's like some sort of... trojan cow... launched from space. |
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Apr 28 2008, 12:37 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Oh Mighty Elder Grinder allow my troops to provide chastisement to the heritics,
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Apr 28 2008, 01:38 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
I am quite surprised that all this prattle about cattle is being allowed to go on and on in this supposedly 'sacred shrine', but then I guess I can't expect any better from worshipers of little fuzzy rodents.
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Apr 28 2008, 01:48 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
*coughs and quickly lights his notes on fire*
Soooo! Right! Honorable and most just Council, I've just been informed by my researchers that the advanced panda programs office has just suffered a horrific purge by fire. *Snaps his gaze at Magus* Wait just a moment! Are you not the CO of a unit of Drop Bears who RIDE NINJA'S? How dare you pass judgement on me and my purely speculative pandas! |
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Apr 28 2008, 03:13 PM
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Bushido Cowgirl Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 |
QUOTE (Fortune @ Apr 28 2008, 06:38 AM)  I am quite surprised that all this prattle about cattle is being allowed to go on and on in this supposedly 'sacred shrine', but then I guess I can't expect any better from worshipers of little fuzzy rodents. ...Eucalyptus splash grenades...check ...Enfield GL-67...check ...lock and load. |
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Apr 28 2008, 08:52 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
No Doc I am the CO of a Unit of Drop Bear NINJA PIRATES who ride Surfboards!
Because what could be better than a Pirate Ninja? |
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Apr 28 2008, 11:06 PM
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Immoral Elf Group: Members Posts: 15,247 Joined: 29-March 02 From: Grimy Pete's Bar & Laundromat Member No.: 2,486 |
A Pirate Ninja Elf! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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Apr 29 2008, 06:53 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
A Pirate Ninja Drop Bear, of course.
Well, CO Magus, if you and your troops found evidence of heresy, it is your holy duty to drag the suspects to the next stronghold of the Inquisition. If the accusations are true, your troops can be a part of the following chastisement. |
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Apr 29 2008, 11:48 AM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
*winces under Magus stern and utterly commanding language*
Oh... Wow, that is pretty awesome. Drop bear ninja pirates? I... I... I am in humble awe. |
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Apr 29 2008, 11:57 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
Doc Taotsu You are hereby commanded to present thyself to the board of inquiry that shall take place after you are submersed in the new improved singing credo of the Holy Drop that my troops and I have setup on the Small World ride. You are to be placed into this Holy Cathedral and will remain in its Holy confines from dawn til dawn. Then you will face the Inquistion and answer to the charges of heresy.
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Apr 29 2008, 12:00 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
I... I... cannot but submit to the awesomeness that are surfing ninja pirate drop bears...
Their cause can only be just. I will begin the ritual purification of the Holy Drop. |
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Apr 29 2008, 12:06 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
The first step is re-reading the entire holy Drop Bear thread.
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Apr 29 2008, 12:25 PM
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Shooting Target Group: Members Posts: 1,991 Joined: 1-February 08 From: Off the rock! Back In America! WOOOOO! Member No.: 15,601 |
*eyes glaze over in unspeakable EVVVVVILLLE rapture*
My god... it's full of drop bears... |
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Apr 29 2008, 12:29 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
And Enlightenment.
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Apr 29 2008, 01:00 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Heretics would call it madness.
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Apr 29 2008, 01:39 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Hmm... It isn't heresy to feed drop bears double bacon cheeseburgers and shakes until they reach the size of pandas, THEN throw them out of suborbitals, is it? That would seem like a... not graceful, but perhaps effective solution?
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Apr 29 2008, 01:44 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
QUOTE (Oracle @ Apr 29 2008, 03:00 PM) Heretics would call it madness. How would you call it? @nezumi: as long as you don't plan to create Drop Pandas, everything's fine. Drop Bears can be trained to fill different role and if it needs cheeseburgers to bring them into the right shape to do their job as [please insert approbiate name here], everything's fine. |
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Apr 30 2008, 04:46 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 181 Joined: 14-April 08 From: Tallahassee, FL Member No.: 15,883 |
Oh Great Elders of the GDC, I am working my way through all of the holy texts.
I wish to indoctrinate my players and wanted to know if anyone had 4th edition stats for the drop bears. |
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Apr 30 2008, 05:23 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 606 Joined: 14-April 08 From: Phoenix, AZ Member No.: 15,884 |
Normal-sized drop bears, or the little parasitic ones? Because I have this raging nasal infestation...
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Apr 30 2008, 08:16 AM
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Bushido Cowgirl Group: Members Posts: 5,782 Joined: 8-July 05 From: On the Double K Ranch a half day's ride out of Phlogiston Flats Member No.: 7,490 |
QUOTE (Grinder @ Apr 28 2008, 12:03 AM) The Inquisition does have a close look to to your work, but so far everything's fine. Thinking about adding the holy Drop to other species then the Drop Bear on the other hand.... ...all is understood. Our founder Princess Kam herself has transmitted her humblest apology to the council. We have since redirected our efforts back to a purely technological solution to the vehicular armour issue without resorting to introduction of other species into the equation. Aeon Labs It's Not Magic, Just Superior Technology |
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Apr 30 2008, 09:40 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Excellent.
And Novice Beetle, welcome to he Holy Drop. Please let us know when you've finished reading the Holy Thread. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
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Apr 30 2008, 12:10 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 617 Joined: 28-May 03 From: Orlando Member No.: 4,644 |
QUOTE (HentaiZonga @ Apr 30 2008, 01:23 AM) Normal-sized drop bears, or the little parasitic ones? Because I have this raging nasal infestation... HERETIC!! To compare the Holy Drop Bear to a common parasite!! Ye must be aligned with the Immoral ElF! Prepare to be DROPPED!! |
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Apr 30 2008, 12:53 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
QUOTE (Beetle @ Apr 30 2008, 12:46 AM) Oh Great Elders of the GDC, I am working my way through all of the holy texts. I wish to indoctrinate my players and wanted to know if anyone had 4th edition stats for the drop bears. Yes, when I wrote my Drop Bear Adventure (missing only maps, pictures, and the final, climactic scene), I tried to dual-stat it as best I can. This should present some examples of SR4 drop bears. It is in the Drop Bear thread, and since you're reading this anyway, I'm sure you'll find it. I also have it on my thumb drive (in addition to all of my super-important documents, years of investment in written documents, critical work projects, etc.) which I have recently lost. When I find that, I can post it then as well. |
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