Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous Options

[Grinder]

The time a novice needs to read the complete thread is not important.

[nezumi]

It is true, for the thread transcends time, rises above it, that it may best drop back onto it and tear open its skull like a cheap tin of spam.

[Kyoto Kid]

...eloquently said.

[oceansoul]

Two Days! TWO DAYS!!!??? Upon my return to the thread after my hiatus I made it my main goal to reread the entirety of the holy scriptures. 8 hours and a pint of blood from my eyes later I was finished. Two days is mediocre brother...go back and do it again and don't stop for the bleeding that ocurs. If you are worthy the holiness of the words will carry you through, if not then know that you are dying a much kinder death than the Inquisition would offer you.

Ah but much of the delay in finishing this holy thread was the fault of a lovely young lady. It is my belief that the truths contained within this place are better served by my humbly spreading the message, than my death by angry lady.

[Trigger]

Ah but much of the delay in finishing this holy thread was the fault of a lovely young lady. It is my belief that the truths contained within this place are better served by my humbly spreading the message, than my death by angry lady.

Now if that had been said in the first place my ire would not have been so...ire-ful.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohplease.gif)

I too understand the needs of lovely young ladies and their call for some of the devoted to leave the great Thread of Drop. I have, on occasion, been called from my duties here to attend to the 'needs' of one of the fairer sex. Just be careful about how often it occurs, you don't want the Elders to think that the Holy Drop comes second to some non Drop Bear. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

[PBTHHHHT]

Brethren PBTHHHHT reporting from Tokyo near the Shinegawa station. The visit to Tokyo tower was fruitful, excellent location and height for drop bears to make their drops. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Analysis of the deer in Nara has been complete. The deer population are cunning and have charmed the local population into revering them, protecting them from harm and even feed them. They are the main threat to drop bear incursions in that region.

* In Tokyo right now for vacation, if one ever visits the city, they have got to visit Tokyo Tower and see the city at night from there.

[Cardul]

And, here we see the first Drop Bear!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25681756/

[Trigger]

And, here we see the first Drop Bear!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25681756/

Lucky will stay at the hospital, set up by the late television wildlife and crocodile crusader Steve Irwin, for 45 days to recover from his experience and receive treatment for a chlamydial infection.

Chlamydial? Uh Huh.... Sounds like the first strains of HMHVV to me....

[DocTaotsu]

Mmm yes... 60 mph certainly is getting closer to the holy drops terminal velocity.

Soon... soon...

[nezumi]

A shame his aim was off. Should he have successfully hit the cabin, he could have driven his comrades to the city for the next stage. Alas, soon...

[nezumi]

Alright, who is responsible for this?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...18122012AAVo5RR

(I initially saw this on the Colbert Report. Quite commendable. I'm sure that particular scout is overlooking St. Peter's Square as we speak. Or perhaps better yet, hiding under the pope's hat!)

Edit: Should be clear, on Colbert Report, the news is that some Australians gave the Pope a grey kitten, which had consequently disappeared. However, the footage Colbert showed was what I linked to (well, that's a still frame from said footage).

[Jrayjoker]

I am back. What did I miss?

[nezumi]

Not the poor sod standing below you, I hope. Haha!

[nezumi]

I give my 4,000th post to the Great Bears' Revolution.

I'm still looking for people to help me with the drop bear adventure, especially the end and the SR4 conversions, if there are any takers. The lack of an ending is making me sad.

[Kyoto Kid]

A shame his aim was off. Should he have successfully hit the cabin, he could have driven his comrades to the city for the next stage. Alas, soon...

...only a matter of time...

[fistandantilus4....]

I am back. What did I miss?

Me too.... and I dunno. 'Prolly more Drop Beer and Heretics.

[Fortune]

Just ...






... sad!

[Mickle5125]

so I got about 4 pages in before I bothered to check how long this was...

YOu guys are effing amazing. and pricelessly funny

[fistandantilus4....]

You should have kept reading. It gets deliriously funny once you're around page 50 or so. Bring eye drops. You'll need 'em.

[Ryu]

Brought to you by the Proud Keeper of the Numbers for the Drop Bear Thread because PiXeL01's sig was irritating me:

Member #, Member Name, Posts
1 Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate 34
2 Bigity 1
3 Jrayjoker 132
4 Nikoli 39
5 DocMortand 86
6 Grinder 193
7 Angelone 23
8 Ancient History 1
9 SpasticTeapot 5
10 Doctor Funkenstein 2
11 SkeevePlowse 1
12 Plan B 18
13 Enigma 1
14 Reaver 1
15 littlesean 2
16 Req 3
17 Krazy 3
18 Kiedo 1
19 fistandantilus 3.0 171
20 mmu1 2
21 Mortax 14
22 BookWyrm 10
23 Shrapnel 3
24 Eyeless Blond 1
25 Supercilious 1
26 Aku 9
27 nezumi 39
28 Kagetenshi 11
29 PBTHHHHT 53
30 Edward 1
31 Bastard 3
32 Foreigner 25
33 Birdy 2
34 Thomas 1
35 Trax 6
36 hyzmarca 62
37 Kremlin KOA 1
38 lorthazar 2
39 ShadowDragon8685 2
40 wagnern 1
41 Panzergeist 1
42 bclements 1
43 Canis 7
44 bit buckethead 1
45 Hoondatha 2
46 Da9iel 1
47 Club 1
48 Sabosect 1
49 Tal 2
50 Heimdall 1
51 TokenFemme 1
52 psykotisk overlegen 3
53 Toshiaki 4
54 Oracle 81
55 Sketchy 8
56 evil1i 2
57 Drop Bear Prime 3
58 TheMoto42 1
59 Apathy 2
60 Austere Emancipator 1
61 JongWK 1
62 Ryu 6
63 Shadow Prophet 2
64 PlainWhiteSocks 26
65 martingothard 1
66 toturi 1
67 Fortune 26
68 Ophis 24
69 brohopcp 12
70 blakkie 7
71 maneius 1
72 Herald of Verjigorm 2
73 Lindt 1
74 tisoz 5
75 Aardvark892 1
76 Valentinew 8
77 Sicarius 1
78 Siege 2
79 Eggs 4
80 Jaxz 1
81 PiXeL01 16
82 Miyu 1
83 stevebugge 1
84 Toptomcat 1

And alphabetically:

75 Aardvark892, 26 Aku, 8 Ancient History, 7 Angelone, 59 Apathy, 60 Austere Emancipator, 31 Bastard, 42 bclements, 2 Bigity, 33 Birdy, 44 bit buckethead, 70 blakkie, 22 BookWyrm, 69 brohopcp, 43 Canis, 47 Club, 46 Da9iel, 5 DocMortand, 10 Doctor Funkenstein, 57 Drop Bear Prime, 30 Edward, 79 Eggs, 13 Enigma, 56 evil1i, 24 Eyeless Blond, 19 fistandantilus 3.0, 32 Foreigner, 67 Fortune, 6 Grinder, 1 Gyro the Greek Sandwich Pirate, 50 Heimdall, 72 Herald of Verjigorm, 45 Hoondatha, 36 hyzmarca, 80 Jaxz, 61 JongWK, 3 Jrayjoker, 28 Kagetenshi, 18 Kiedo, 17 Krazy, 37 Kremlin KOA, 73 Lindt, 15 littlesean, 38 lorthazar, 71 maneius, 65 martingothard, 82 Miyu, 21 Mortax, 20 mmu1, 27 nezumi, 4 Nikoli, 68 Ophis, 54 Oracle, 41 Panzergeist, 29 PBTHHHHT, 81 PiXeL01, 64 PlainWhiteSocks, 12 Plan B, 52 psykotisk overlegen, 14 Reaver, 16 Req, 62 Ryu, 48 Sabosect, 39 ShadowDragon8685, 63 Shadow Prophet, 23 Shrapnel, 77 Sicarius, 78 Siege, 11 SkeevePlowse, 55 Sketchy, 9 SpasticTeapot, 83 stevebugge, 25 Supercilious, 49 Tal, 58 TheMoto42, 34 Thomas, 74 tisoz, 51 TokenFemme, 84 Toptomcat, 53 Toshiaki, 66 toturi, 35 Trax, 76 Valentinew, 40 wagnern

So Mickle5125, you should prod the keeper of numbers to update the list. Or did someone just put "our numbers are legion" next to the reported membership number? Not that it would be wrong?

[Grinder]

So who's gonna update the list?

[Fortune]

I could have sworn I had more than a mere 26 posts in this thread. Hmmm ...

[nezumi]

Wow, excellent job, Ryu. I vote you get +1 to your post count for your hard work. Everyone in agreement?

I was thinking when I saw this, our thread grows like the great redood. At first we were fast as a sapling, but now we grow slow and controlled, forming a powerful tree... from which we can drop on our enemies' heads!

[Fortune]

I was thinking it is more like an Elm tree ... diseased and dying. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

[Grinder]

Wow, excellent job, Ryu. I vote you get +1 to your post count for your hard work. Everyone in agreement?

Wait! Didn't he just quoted an old posting without adding in the postings made since then?