 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Aug 13 2005, 03:40 AM
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Target  Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 12-August 05 From: Spirit Kingdom of Palmdale, CFS (Mojave Desert) Member No.: 7,550  |
AHHHH your right!!! I'm heading for the hills.
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Aug 13 2005, 03:41 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Don't you know that they Fey live in the hills!?
YAY! Pg 12! |
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Aug 13 2005, 03:49 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 12-August 05 From: Spirit Kingdom of Palmdale, CFS (Mojave Desert) Member No.: 7,550 |
Canis is no more, all hail the drop bears!!!
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Aug 13 2005, 03:50 AM
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Not So Great Dragon Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 59 Joined: 17-February 04 Member No.: 6,087 |
deep fat frying them and selling them at your local KFK. :grinbig: |
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Aug 13 2005, 03:50 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
ahhhh..... the sweet sound of another of the converted :ork
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Aug 13 2005, 04:27 AM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
It isn't the IE. It is the muppets. The evil muppets led by Bert, who has been attempting to take over the world ever since Ernie died of AIDS.
The proof is here. Who else but a muppet would think of something so evil? |
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Aug 13 2005, 04:40 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
a fraggle?? |
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Aug 13 2005, 01:55 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Okay, I've made a chart.
The arrows indicate the chain of command flowing from the top down. I'm still not sure how the Magog fit in. |
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Aug 13 2005, 05:54 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
I KNEW it!
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Aug 14 2005, 01:34 AM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,286 Joined: 24-May 05 From: A 10x10 room with an orc and a treasure chest Member No.: 7,409 |
The Magog like Communism is a red herring. What we really should worry about are shaved Drop Bears a.k.a. Oompa loompas. They've already infiltrated society.
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Aug 14 2005, 03:20 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Damn Oompa Loompas. I know a guy that I swear is one. Right size, weird legs, funny hair, skin even has a slight orange tinge to it (he says it 's tanned, whatever). Only thing he hasn't done is break in to song (well, often anyways). Hates being called an Oompa Loompa though. Apprently the Drop Bears are ashamed of the shaving.
Seriously though, now that we've seen the vastness of this conspiracy, I really only see one way to stop it , and the fraggles behind it, from taking over the world: Agressive world wide add campaign portraying Drop bears as a tasty dragon snack. The high light will be a remake of Scooby -Doo : Draco-dooby -doo, features a group of bumbling shadowrunners and they're young dragon buddy solving mysteries and shadowrunning. The cowardly dragon and his dragon shaman/ hippie stoner pal have the phobia:everything flaw, and can only be convinced to help out by the rest of the 'gang' giving them Drop Bear snacks. Each show will of course end with the evil fixer/bug shaman/wendigo/AI being unmasked to reveal Richard Villiers. "Richard Villiers!?" "I would've gotten away with it to, if it weren't for you darn shadowrunners, and that dragon too!" The show of course being linked through verious channels to a one Art Dankwalther. |
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Aug 14 2005, 06:18 AM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 54 Joined: 29-May 05 Member No.: 7,419 |
Hey! I got that reference! That's Clue! My favorite movie of all time! (Well, ok, LotR is close, but I've been watching Clue all my life)
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Aug 14 2005, 06:57 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
I was mollified to find that my wife had never seen Clue! before just a couple of months ago. SO I forced her to sit and watch it. I don't think she appreciated it as much as she should have, much like watching Labrynth for the first time when you're twenty instead of 10.(She likes Labrynth though). Every Scooby-doo episode ends that way too , minus a
- "the old man from the amusement park?" but it didn't seem appropriate
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Aug 14 2005, 08:15 AM
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Manus Celer Dei Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 17,013 Joined: 30-December 02 From: Boston Member No.: 3,802 |
What, were you previously angry with her for having seen it earlier? ;) ~J |
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Aug 14 2005, 09:33 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
switch that ,reverse it....
a few months ago... I was ... :P |
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Aug 14 2005, 10:34 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 556 Joined: 28-May 04 From: Moorhead, MN, USA Member No.: 6,367 |
mortified?
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Aug 14 2005, 10:42 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
yes but no
make sense? |
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Aug 14 2005, 12:43 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 190 Joined: 24-October 04 Member No.: 6,787 |
Sluggy reference? |
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Aug 14 2005, 02:27 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Oh yeah, it was the pixie sticks refence. |
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Aug 14 2005, 05:22 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
The Oompa Loompa's are putting Magog eggs in Willie Wanka brand candy. The eggs will eventually hatch and baby Magog will eat people from the inside out.
This will be corodinated to coincide with the worldwide attack by the Dropbear Aircorps's paratroopers. These two forces will effectivly destroy or suppress most of the world's population. The survivors will happily bow down to Bert and the Fraggles when they promise to make the terrible slaughter stop. |
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Aug 15 2005, 01:03 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
So, are you saying that the Great Trasheap and the Ordo Maximus are coordinating the eventual defeat and subjugation of the human race with the aid of Magog?
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Aug 15 2005, 04:26 PM
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Midnight Toker Group: Members Posts: 7,686 Joined: 4-July 04 From: Zombie Drop Bear Santa's Workshop Member No.: 6,456 |
Well, people who eat people need to stick together.
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Aug 15 2005, 08:56 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 384 Joined: 18-August 03 From: North VA Member No.: 5,519 |
I can see this as being a wonderful ending to a Shadowrun campaign.
"You mean it was the drop bears all along?" |
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Aug 15 2005, 09:37 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
As long as "those meddling kids and their dog" can save the day, then I'll be happy.
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Aug 15 2005, 09:48 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 12-August 05 From: Spirit Kingdom of Palmdale, CFS (Mojave Desert) Member No.: 7,550 |
At the end of most my campaigns the players and their meddling pet hellhound usually pull off the rubber mask off of the villain only to realize it was ‘ crazy old man’ Lofwyr all along. He then proceeds to eat the team and they need to make new characters. Maybe I need a new formula? BTW Gyro is there much money in Sandwich Pirating or is it all about the glory?
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