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post Aug 20 2005, 10:56 AM
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It just keeps regenerating.

And it's about so much more... including the great fraggle/gummy-drop bear conspiracy. THey're working with the Immortal elves ya' know. I thjink they secretly own a candy company or something. Something to do with little cookies or chewy things. Diabolical really
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post Aug 20 2005, 12:11 PM
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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0 @ Aug 19 2005, 10:31 PM)
Bored this morning Foreigner?




Nope. :)

Just trying to be helpful.

Blame it on a misspent youth, and an addiction to pop culture.... :P


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post Aug 20 2005, 01:01 PM
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Wait, it all makes sense!!

The Fraggle Rock/Gummy Bear/Drop Bear/Magog/Animal Hybrid car conspiracy is HORIZON!! There's never dissent among any of those groups, how else could they manage it?? And they use their Jim Henson/Disney powers to draw all the humans into following!
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post Aug 20 2005, 01:58 PM
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But where does Elvis and the Raliens fit in?
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post Aug 20 2005, 02:54 PM
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Elvis is an Immortal Nazi Elf. The brain behind the conspiracy is probably one of them.
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post Aug 21 2005, 02:27 AM
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Nah. Elvis is the one behind the plot. The Raliens are his body guards/elite assassin team/chefs.
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post Aug 21 2005, 02:53 AM
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Mmmmmm, fried peanut butter sandwiches, the diet of IEs everywhere.
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post Aug 21 2005, 12:50 PM
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Remember that when you see someone eating it. ;)
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post Aug 21 2005, 11:44 PM
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So would the Drop Bears have existed back in Earthdawn?
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post Aug 22 2005, 02:22 PM
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Not in Barsaive.
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post Aug 22 2005, 03:20 PM
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Iopos? I'm sure they have their bataillion of Drop Bears. The so-called "eucalyptus branch".
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post Aug 23 2005, 03:25 AM
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And they all wore Obsidemen(sp?) skin armor, to display their battle prowess.
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post Aug 23 2005, 09:58 AM
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*thinks of a Drop Bear trying to bite an Obsi* :D
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post Aug 23 2005, 02:13 PM
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-Thinks of a drop bear landing on one, shattering it instantly-
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post Aug 24 2005, 12:58 AM
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Can anyone think of a practical way to modify Drop Bears so that they might be effective even when not used as traps waiting to be sprung?
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post Aug 24 2005, 01:22 AM
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Make them faster, give them some inate spells and give them limited gliding ability.

Or, give them the compulsion and desire reflection powers.

"Ahh I just have to hug it. It is soo cute." Add innate Control Emotions (induce love) and call them Care Bears.
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post Aug 24 2005, 03:47 AM
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I wonder if Pinky and the Brain are involved with the whole drop bear plot...


Immortal nazi Mice?
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post Aug 24 2005, 09:58 AM
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You can't make a Drop Bear more effective they are the paragon of predatory evolution. If you were to try however, maybe magic tattoos would do it, Increased Reflexes or Reaction, maybe Increased Strength. Perhaps you could train them in the ways of the Adept, path of the Warrior or Silent Way. "WTF! Did a Koala just distance strike Johnny's adams apple out the back of his throat? AAARRGGHHH" As another throws a Eucalyptis leaf through his head.
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post Aug 24 2005, 10:21 AM
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Its easy enough to add Drop Bears to a run, simply make their urine the special ingredient in some telesmatic ritual, requiring that they "milk" the angry DB for the "purest sample". Its just the kind of gift that a GM can give to himself. 3 runners up a tree chasing ornery DBs with a "squeezer" down below simply has too much of a hilarity factor. Hidden cameras for the Channel 5 news are just icing on the cake.
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post Aug 24 2005, 12:08 PM
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Nah, that's a bad rip-off of the usual "you need dragon's sperm" run.

Welcome to DS, btw. :)
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post Aug 24 2005, 01:27 PM
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I'm disturbed.

Currently my phys-ad is wandering in Australia, although it has been promised sometime in the future, (the sadistic glint in my GM's eyes suggestive of the pain to come) she has not yet found them. Having read through this, I have to say, I am filled with more than a little dread about the entire situation.

Thankfully I don't need a urine sample, neh?
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post Aug 24 2005, 04:50 PM
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Thankfully I don't need a urine sample, neh?

Just sperm... so put on those rubber gloves and 'massage' that drop bear!
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post Aug 24 2005, 09:08 PM
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Nah, that's a bad rip-off of the usual "you need dragon's sperm" run.

Welcome to DS, btw. :)

I'm filled with both relief and dread that my GM isn't the only one who does those "milking the dragon" runs. We have done quite a few of those, kinda sad to think about really.

Wizard01 "Damn, damn damn! I need dragon spunk, but I don't have time to get it."
Wizard02 "Don't worry I know who to call." *grin*

Still waiting for my dikoted parasol btw.
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post Aug 24 2005, 10:09 PM
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QUOTE (Angelone @ Aug 24 2005, 04:08 PM)
QUOTE (Grinder @ Aug 24 2005, 07:08 AM)
Nah, that's a bad rip-off of the usual "you need dragon's sperm" run.

Welcome to DS, btw.  :)

I'm filled with both relief and dread that my GM isn't the only one who does those "milking the dragon" runs. We have done quite a few of those, kinda sad to think about really.

Wizard01 "Damn, damn damn! I need dragon spunk, but I don't have time to get it."
Wizard02 "Don't worry I know who to call." *grin*

Still waiting for my dikoted parasol btw.

Wizards?! I thought that the Johnsons who hire dragon milkers are usually employed by the dragon to be milked. It is kind of obvious when they give suggestions such as "don't be afraid to use your tongue".
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post Aug 25 2005, 03:34 AM
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hyzmarca, you're the devil. Yep yep

Heimdall, thanks. Now I've got a second run for my "bumbling group of shadowrunners".
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