 Planet of the Drop Bears, Curious Stories of the Ridiculous |
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 Sep 9 2005, 01:43 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon...  Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698  |
Oh, damn. :eek:
Sometimes i'm slooooow. ;) |
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Sep 9 2005, 02:19 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Who's Pra....AAAHH!! *gets drop-bear eaten* |
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Sep 9 2005, 04:55 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Another victim... Fear them, fear the Drop Bears!
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Sep 9 2005, 05:15 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 24 Joined: 13-January 05 Member No.: 6,974 |
If you think HMHVV Koalas are scary, imagine what an Infected Juggernaut could do.
And I'll say this much: They are a wee bit big to drop from trees. Why not put parachutes on Drop Juggernauts and drop them on buildings you don't like? |
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Sep 9 2005, 05:50 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Forget the parachutes, just thor shot them.
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Sep 9 2005, 07:40 PM
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Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734 |
And heck, with a Luggage Drop Bear Launcher, you close the lid, and open it up again and it's reloaded! Infinite drop bears!
....AAAAGH! |
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Sep 9 2005, 09:00 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Endless Stream Of Godless Drop Bears - that was my initial thought.
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Sep 9 2005, 10:10 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 24 Joined: 13-January 05 Member No.: 6,974 |
If you set up a machine to open and close the luggage, you could have an endless supply of dropbears to fall into a waiting catapult, to rain down upon the heads of unwary runners. |
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Sep 9 2005, 10:10 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 24 Joined: 13-January 05 Member No.: 6,974 |
Double Post, Shucks :sleepy:
This post has been edited by Sketchy: Sep 9 2005, 10:11 PM |
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Sep 10 2005, 03:35 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
*ALERT* Ok folks, news flash for all you out there. The drop bears are NOT the worst of your worries. Pg. 100 - SoA - reference to HMHVV infected PANDA! THEY'RE GETTING BIGGER! That's right, the writers have been listening and watching us here. They realize the true threat! Threats 3 will feature HMHVV infected bears! the Immortal elf-fraggle conspiracy grows!
They doubeted us , but when they see first a big scary HMHVV infected panda, then a grizzly, then a KODIAK, they'll be all "Oh no! We were wrong! we doubted those crazy bastards over there on the drop bear thread! We called them crazy bastards! But they were right! We should apologize and send them lots of money!" But by then, it'll be to late, 'cause they'll have been eaten by the frickin' HMHVV infected piasma. And from there.... the world..... The drop bears are out there my friends, and they are soon to be the LEAST of our worries. You have been warned *ALERT* (this has been a public service announcement, brought to you by the CDBCAAOCURUPCA {Commite for Crop Bear Awareness Agency Of Concerned Upright Uptight Citizanry Anonnymous]. Thank you for your attention and donations.) |
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Sep 10 2005, 03:35 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
Edit: double post
This post has been edited by fistandantilus3.0: Sep 11 2005, 04:19 AM |
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Sep 10 2005, 07:18 AM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
At least Pandas won't drop onto your head. And they're not able to stare you to insanity like a Drop Bear can with their ugly & dumb faces can.
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Sep 10 2005, 07:28 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
yeah, but they'rea hell of a lot bigger. They got the whole 'cuddly' thing goin'. They lure you in! Don't you see!?!?! :wobble:
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Sep 10 2005, 01:09 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
Don't forget about mist form panda attacks. They can drop if they want to, oh yes, they can drop.
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Sep 10 2005, 01:09 PM
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Neophyte Runner Group: Members Posts: 2,453 Joined: 17-September 04 From: St. Paul Member No.: 6,675 |
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! They made me double post! It is starting already. Get me my tinfoil hat!
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Sep 10 2005, 01:12 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 269 Joined: 8-November 04 Member No.: 6,817 |
I pity the man that attempts to install a machine on the Luggage. |
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Sep 10 2005, 01:13 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 269 Joined: 8-November 04 Member No.: 6,817 |
Edit: Sorry, dp
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Sep 10 2005, 02:17 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Okay guys. We have to do something about that panda thing. Use your drop bear launchers. Maximum firepower. Show no mercy to those corpse paint wearing bastards. Aren't they nearly extincted? Well, let's help them over the threshold.... :ork
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Sep 10 2005, 02:28 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
Corpse paint? Ah, i see. Someone's here who knows good music ;)
That will become a legendary fight: Cyber Ninja Drop Bears vs. Mist Form Drop Pandas. Oh well, i want "Running Wild". :) |
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Sep 10 2005, 03:28 PM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624 |
Yes, I know good music (by your definition), but I do not listen to it.^^ I hate panda-style.
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Sep 10 2005, 04:03 PM
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Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698 |
I'm not too deeply into panda-style bands, but some are really good.
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Sep 10 2005, 08:20 PM
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Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760 |
Drop pandas, huh? For some reason this makes me think of Brent in PVP.
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Sep 10 2005, 09:30 PM
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Target Group: Members Posts: 24 Joined: 13-January 05 Member No.: 6,974 |
What about drop opossums?
They make runners "Play opossum"! |
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Sep 11 2005, 01:21 AM
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Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 571 Joined: 9-January 05 From: In the 9th circle of hell Member No.: 6,950 |
......wow.
I think that one killed a few kittens. Keep up the good work. :-) |
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Sep 11 2005, 04:21 AM
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Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928 |
someone needs to stop you before you go to far good thing I'm to lazy ( and really couldn't anyway, so bad-joke away! but watch your back :S ) |
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