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Oracle View Member Profile	Sep 22 2005, 11:45 AM Post #551
Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624	Where the frag is Adenstedt? Never heard of it! :o)

hyzmarca

Sep 22 2005, 04:31 PM

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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)

QUOTE (Jrayjoker @ Jun 17 2005, 07:43 AM)

QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0 @ Jun 16 2005, 09:53 PM)

Is anyone else worried that the drop bears thread has made it to 3 pages?

Are you kidding? I celebrate the fact that we have 66 posts here!

:grinbig:

hee heee hee. That was page 3. :spin:

We just need to get 115 more posts and them have the thread locked at that perfect number.

Mwuhahahahaha

Oracle View Member Profile	Sep 22 2005, 05:21 PM Post #553
Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624	Please back to Topic!! Does anyone know if any zoo in the 6th World is keeping HMVV infected animals?

nezumi View Member Profile	Sep 22 2005, 06:53 PM Post #554
Incertum est quo loco te mors expectet; Group: Dumpshocked Posts: 6,548 Joined: 24-October 03 From: DeeCee, U.S. Member No.: 5,760	Oh, I get to do roll call too! Cubicle 2D-02.10 I'm in the chair not currently occupied by a backpack. I'm not getting more specific than that! So how did that drop bear shelter go? You have a lot of competition from Universal Brotherhood? I heard they were setting up drop bear eucalyptus kitchens throughout New York.

Shadow_Prophet

Sep 22 2005, 07:07 PM

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QUOTE (Ryu)

I want to be a drop bear commando too!

Earth -> Europe -> Old Europe -> Germany -> Lower Saxony -> Region of Hannover -> Adenstedt

(Kept a bit more than oracles format)

Regarding the french revolution: Did you ever ask yourself if they really intended to mount sharp blades on their guillotines (sp?), or if they had to do because drop bears where in short supply?

well they weren't that sharp (relied on weight/momentum IIRC) but thats beside the point.

No the guillotine was used to throw their enemies off the tracks of their Drop Bear ninja allies.

Grinder

Sep 22 2005, 07:54 PM

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QUOTE (hyzmarca)

We just need to get 115 more posts and them have the thread locked at that perfect number.

Aha, i see... you want this thread to get locked? Only an enemy of our Drop Bear Master can demand that!

You better have a good explanation ready, otherwise Night One Assassin Drop Bear Commandos will come to your home.

Jrayjoker

Sep 22 2005, 08:38 PM

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QUOTE (Grinder)

QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Sep 22 2005, 05:31 PM)

We just need to get 115 more posts and them have the thread locked at that perfect number.

Aha, i see... you want this thread to get locked? Only an enemy of our Drop Bear Master can demand that!

You better have a good explanation ready, otherwise Night One Assassin Drop Bear Commandos will come to your home.

Because the prophecy will then be fulfilled?

hyzmarca

Sep 22 2005, 09:00 PM

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QUOTE (Jrayjoker)

QUOTE (Grinder @ Sep 22 2005, 02:54 PM)

QUOTE (hyzmarca @ Sep 22 2005, 05:31 PM)

We just need to get 115 more posts and them have the thread locked at that perfect number.

Aha, i see... you want this thread to get locked? Only an enemy of our Drop Bear Master can demand that!

You better have a good explanation ready, otherwise Night One Assassin Drop Bear Commandos will come to your home.

Because the prophecy will then be fulfilled?

Exactly, 666 posts, the Number of the Drop Bear.

DocMortand View Member Profile	Sep 22 2005, 11:46 PM Post #559
Running Target Group: Members Posts: 1,088 Joined: 8-October 04 From: Dallas, TX Member No.: 6,734	Nah, you're looking at it from the wrong perspective. From above, 666 looks like 999 - so 999 is in fact the actual number of the Drop Bear Horror.

Lady Door

Sep 23 2005, 12:16 AM

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QUOTE (fistandantilus3.0)

QUOTE (Grinder @ Sep 22 2005, 04:46 AM)

Probably something ridicoulus.

!!

I'll have you know I take the drop bear threat very seriously! We're digging a drop bear shelter at home! (it's a nice warm place for all the displaced drop bears to go. We serve them hot soup, give them blankets, and teach them of our lord. They infect us. It's a fair trade)

Ummm.. why was I not aware of the aforementioned "Drop Bear Shelter"?? Though...it does explain the strange noises... and the disappearing Ritz crackers... hmmmm.

*slightly afraid to go home now..*

fistandantilus4.... fistandantilus4.0 View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 03:57 AM Post #561
Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928	"slightly" afraid? then obviously you don't understand the full extent of the threat. You haven't seen the shelter yet? The kids are helping me dig it underneath their beds. I told them that drop bears eat clowns. So they're trying to get them to move in to stop the clowns. Which is why they keep saying "can't sleep, clowns will eat me". They're digging when you're not looking. :) Oracle: I knda doubt it. Would you purposefully try to capture a diseased animal that is a know man eater in a cute cudly costume and display it to little kiddies? Hmm.... let me rephrase. Would a zoo do that? BTW, I'm in Orem Utah, cube 2068. I forget which continent and planet though. I think it's the blue one. The planet that is. I think the continents green or yellow, I forget. But I know Madascgar's always purple!

Oracle View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 05:23 AM Post #562
Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624	@fistandantilus3.0: Well I would do it...

fistandantilus4....

Sep 23 2005, 05:38 AM

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QUOTE (Oracle @ Sep 23 2005, 12:23 AM)

@fistandantilus3.0: Well I would do it...

which is why I said

QUOTE

Hmm.... let me rephrase. Would a zoo do that?

psycho

exposing the next generation to drop bears . Shame on you . shame! *waggles finger in Oracles direction*

Grinder

Sep 23 2005, 07:06 AM

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QUOTE (DocMortand)

Nah, you're looking at it from the wrong perspective.

From above, 666 looks like 999 - so 999 is in fact the actual number of the Drop Bear Horror.

So we still have a lot of work to do. :)

fistandantilus4.... fistandantilus4.0 View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 07:14 AM Post #565
Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928	we'll get there. I think the largest page I've seen so far was I believe 38 pages. it was the 'Can we beat Horrors'. So now our cause is for the drop bear page to beat the horrors. Or is that eat? .....

Grinder View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 07:16 AM Post #566
Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698	Horros are not immune to physical damage so a platoon of Drop Bears probably can harm and even kill a Horror.

fistandantilus4.... fistandantilus4.0 View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 07:21 AM Post #567
Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928	probably!? Hell yeah they can!Well, except for Bone crown. Drop Bears jump down, get impaled, Bone Crown shakes 'his ' head, drop bears fall off, horror walks away..... yeah

Grinder View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 07:23 AM Post #568
Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698	We need to cross-breed Drop Bears and insects so we get Chitin-armored Drop Bears. It's nearly too simple. :D

fistandantilus4.... fistandantilus4.0 View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 07:27 AM Post #569
Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928	drop bear-invae? ooh ooh! Drop bear spider insect spirits half breeds! Drop! go back up. Drop! go back up. Drop! .....

Grinder View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 07:44 AM Post #570
Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698	Ah, spiders are overrated. Could you imagine a Drop Bear with six or eight legs? I don't know the english name of it, but a Drop Bear - Hirschkäfer half breed would be cool and a powerful force of destruction.

fistandantilus4.... fistandantilus4.0 View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 08:09 AM Post #571
Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928	according to my google-fu, there is no translation, so I'll just nod like a good lil' ignorant wretch and say "yes Grinder, makes perfect sense" :)

Oracle View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 08:11 AM Post #572
Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624	Spiders are no insects. They are arachnoids. That's why there are no spider spirits in canon. Yes, I know. There is that one single stupid novel. Just ignore that one single stupid novel.

Grinder View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 08:30 AM Post #573
Great, I'm a Dragon... Group: Retired Admins Posts: 6,699 Joined: 8-October 03 From: North Germany Member No.: 5,698	And they have to chitin-armor, so they're not usuable for our breeding experiments. Help me out with the damn Hirschkäfer translation btw. :)

Oracle View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 08:40 AM Post #574
Moving Target Group: Members Posts: 934 Joined: 26-August 05 From: Earth - Europe - AGS - Norddeutscher Bund - Hannover Member No.: 7,624	Grinder is talking about a giant Stag Beetle... s

fistandantilus4.... fistandantilus4.0 View Member Profile	Sep 23 2005, 08:41 AM Post #575
Uncle Fisty Group: Admin Posts: 13,891 Joined: 3-January 05 From: Next To Her Member No.: 6,928	Well there was the spider spirit in ... oh... right.. never mind.... Interestingly enough, the spider totem was in Australia.... drop bears are in Australia....

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